nanjunqi，biyeyumashengligongcaijingxi，sinianlaironghuogeleijiangjin，tadelunwengengshidengshangzhimingzazhi《fortune》。
zheihaibushizuijingcaide，huandengpianxia，tayudaoshichuxidequanqiuxingjingjiyantaohui，rangzaichangderenzikuiburu，zaimiguo，takeshibeiyuweitiancaidenvren！
denglvlitubiaobodaomoye，nanjunqixiangshijunwang，aoshizhongren，shengyinyijiupingherouruan，“wonanjunqizhanzaizheili，pingdeshishili，shicaixue！ruguo，suxiaojiehaiyoushenmebuman，suishihuanyingquzongbutousu。”
sulixinxiangshichilezhisicangying，mianruzhugan。
benyishixiangrangnanjunqichuchou，yifenjianli，fanerrangtadafangyicai！
sulixinyangzhuangzhending，“bujiushimashenligongma？haibushinagongzidebanzhuangou！shenmeshili，bierangrenxiaodiaodaya！”
sulixinyiyu，buzhidaocaileduoshaorennilin。
“shangtaitai，mashengligongbiyediurenma？womencongbujuedexuelihuichengweiwudian！”
“buzhidaoshangtaitainagemingpaidaxuebiyede，kouqizheimeda？ssqueshishilibucuo，neiyeshishanganhekangqilaide，buguojiushishanganhedefushupin，nalaidezixin！”
zhihuisiqi，fangruopidouhuixianchang。
yezhiyoupinmingnianshu，jiejinquanliwangshangpaderencaishenyoutihui，youyifenzuyijiaoaodexuelishiduomekunnan！
jiansulixinchenglezhongshizhide，nanjunqiyiguzuoqi，“suxiaojie，hezuowomenchangkaidamenhuanying，danzheilibushinifangsidedifang，baoan！qingsuxiaojiechuqu，yaoshibuzou，xuanzebaojing！”
turandeyancilise，lingdaorendefengfan。
yibucuobubucuo，sulixinshenancishiyijingchuzaixiafeng，wenlewenxinshen，jinliangbaochizheaoqi，“nanjunqininengnaile！dangshangshouxizhixingguanpiaopiaoran？wogaosuni，nenglaxiaqianyiren，yenenglaxiani，shimuyidai！”
taqifenliqu，zouleliangbuhuerzhubu，niutouyimodeyi，“chadianwangle，jirannihuilaile，biewanglecanjiawoheanhedesanzhounianjiehunjinianri。”
三周年了啊？真快！
kanyangzi，tamenweilebirenermu，keyizaitalikaihoudeliangniancaijielehun。
buguosulixinbujiushixiangchengchengkoushe，nanjunqidadafangfangyixiaofuzhi，“xiexiesuxiaojieyaoyue。”
tadedadu，faneryingshechusulixindexiaodujichang，yishijian，fangfoyiquanzazaimianhuashang，haowuchengjiugan，shenzhihaiyouxiejiongpo。
sulixinlenghengyisheng，caizhegaogenxie，fuqiliqu。
nanjunqijixupingjingdejieshaoziji，pingjingdejiangjiezijiduigongsiweilaiguihua，congrongdanding，jiaorenbudebufuqi。
jieshuyanjiang，yipianleimingguzhang。
sheidouyouguoqu，zhongrenduitaguamuxiangkan。
nanjunqiyingfuzhegaocengrenyuancongshanruliu，xinliquemeiwangjisulixinshuodehua，shenmesannianjiehunjinianri，tashifenglecaihuiquneizizhaogeying！
congjiyilikai，nvrenyiluzouyilusuisuiniandema。yilianghongsefalalirulixiandejianjuechenerqu，zaissjituandashaqiantingxialai。
tuikaichemen，baisegaogenxiexiushichuyishuangxianxizhangtui，sulixinshenxiyikouqi，yisaocuobai，yaochidiujilementong。
cishicike，sszongcaiban，nanrenqianhuisexizhuangyisibugou，zuozailuodichuangqian，diejiaoshuangtui，duanzheyibeikafei。
wunianle，shanganhezaiyebushineigezainanjunqishenbianxiaoxinyiyideren，weilededaonanshijituan，rulvbobing，bubuweiying。
nanshijituanzaoyiluozaitakoudaili，rujin，tafangsidexiangshou，daquanzaiwo，meiyujianzhangxianzhejuaozixin。
“滚！”
bangongshiwai，nvrennuhe，bansuizhejiaobushengzhujianqingxi。
shanganhemouguangweining，xialekoukafei，qishenlvlelvxizhuang，“lixin，huilaidezheimezao？”
huagangluo，jiubeisulixinyibaduoguoletashoulidekafei，heledabanbei，“qisirenle！jiyineiyiqunzougou，ganjiwoliansekan！haiyounan……”
neigenanjunqi，zhenxiangqiasita！
houbanjuhuadaolezuibian，youbeitashengshengyanhuileduzili。
“nanshenme？”shanganhezhangerheshang，yihuokanta。
“meishi。”xiangqiguilaidenanjunqi，tunqulewunianqiandeqingse，diyiyanjiuzugoujingyan。tadangjiwanzhushanganhedegebo，jiaochendao，“anhe，woe，zanmenyongwancanhaobuhao？”
shanganheziranshiqianyibaishun，zheijinian，sulixinjihubeitapengzaishouxinli。
ciriyizao，chenguangweixi。
nanjunqiyixiheibaitiaowendezhiyexizhuangzoujinjiyi，zuoshoulinzhebao，youshouqianzhenanjiaci。
buguojiudian，suoyourenanbujiuban，gesiqizhi，mangmangliuliu。
tahenxihuanzheizhonggongzuofenwei，jianyuedebangongshili，gangzuoxiameiduohuier，peijinshubaozheyitawenjianzoulejinlai，fangzailezhuomianshang，“nanjie，yaobu，wodaijiacichuquzouzou？”
“好。”
nanjunqizhenghaokeyirongheteam，zuoyixiaxiangmudepinggu，buwangzhufudao：“zhuyianquan，youshijishijiwodadianhua。”
dakaidiannao，kanzhexiaodarensidenanjiaci，chuanzhexiaoxizhuangshuangshoufuzaishenhou，xiangshilaishichadelaoban。nanjunqirenbuzhufaxiao，“xiaobao，buyaojijinshujiejieremafanzhidaoma？”
“yes，sir！”
talimazhanding，yijunli，youmoyouyang。
哎！
怎么就生下个人精？