第3章 贱人,你竟敢给我带绿帽子?

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lingyanzhoumei,taxiangxin,yiqishaodebenshi,rangtahezhongjinlijilihunyebushinanshi。

zhishi,zijilihun,guantashenmeshi?

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shuobakanxiangqianfangfujiashishangdejianbaonan,shengyinlenglengdikaikou:“handong。”

“shi!”fujiashangdehandongjiangyigehouhoudewenjiandaidiguolai,qiyujieguo,dijilingyan。

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lingyanchadianjingdiaoxiaba,zhei……zhei……

tazheishizaigentazhengmingtadeshenfen。

zhengmingtazhiqianbushikaiwanxiao。

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“wei……weishenmea?wobuguoshishuileniyiwandeshenti!”lingyanyihuowanfen。

“shuilejiudefuze,niyiweiwoshinixiangshuijiushuide?”qiyuxianranyijingmeinaixinle。

“wo……wo……qixiansheng,neige……dajiadoushichengnianren。”lingyanzheicaiyishidao,zijiyudaogedamafanle。

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简直气死他了。

zheigegousandasidejiannvren!

“lingyan,nijiwoxialai!”zhongjinhenhenyiquanchuizaichemenshang,biaoqingnubukee。

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tayebuguisuyejiusuanle,jingranhaichuanyigenanrendechenshanhuijia。

zheibushijitadailvmaozihaishishenme?

“jianren,nijingganjiwodailvmaozi?jianfudouzhaoshangmenlaile?wojintianjiudasinizheigejianren!”zhongjinqidefadou,yibazhuaguoyijingzoudaotashenpangdelingyan,yangshoujiuyaoyibazhangdaxiaqu!

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