第3章 带你见爸妈

“wei,jiaoshou。”liekaichunjiao,lvxiandaleshengzhaohu。

dianhualingyiduanchuanlainanrenzhixingdesangyin,sisihuadexiangsiqiaokeliruzuideganjue:“ningxinwozhunbeihuiguofazhan。”

“zhendema?hao,daoshihouwoyidingjijiaoshoujiefengxichen。”zhainingxinjianzhibukezhixin,jiaoshouzaiguowaifazhandeneimehao,haihuizaizheigejinyaoguantouhuiguofazhan。

“shuohuakedesuanhua。”nanrendesangyinyijiudongting。

“嗯。”

guaduandianhuahoulianshanghaishineizenmedouyanshibuzhudexiaorong。

jiantaxiaodeneimedangyang,baguadao:“shuoshihua,nihejiaoshouzhijianshibushiyoushenmeguanxi?”

“gun,womenshizuichunjiebuguodeshishengguanxi,niganhuluancaiji,xiaoxinwomieleni。”guyiehenhendiluchuyigeemodebiaoqing。

duifangchaoxiaodao:“qiaonizheiweihudeyangzi,yaoshuomeiyouguanxi,caiyougui。”

“nihaiganshuo,haiganshuo。”pushangqian,naoduifangdegezhiwo。

yiriyizao,zhainingxinhenzaoqulelvsuo。

haihaozuorideshiqingmeiyoupuguang,suolidetongshibiaoqingyiqiezhengchang。

zhishi,zheizhongpingjingdegongzuofenweizhiweichileyihui。

yigejihukeyitandeshangjiayuhuxiaodenvrenchuxianzaisuoli,zhijieledangzoudaobangongzhuoqian,weihanzhexiabakaikou:“zhailvshi,youkongdanduliaoyiliao?”

tingdaonvrendeshengyin,fangxiashouzhongdegongzuo,taiqitou,kandaolairen,weiculeyixiameifeng。

tajiangnvrenqingdaojiedaishi。

“zheiweixiaojie,buzhininyouheshixuyaozixun?”qiaoyanshangluchuyimozhixingdeqianxiao,feichanggongshihuadexiaorongkandexieyaochangbushuang,takaimenjianshandao,“wojintianlaizhaonidemudehenmingque。likaiaheng,tashiwode,meiyourenhenvrenkeyiqiangzou。”

tingdaocichu,renbuzhudaxiaolejisheng。

“xiaojie,nishibushizoucuodifangle?zheilishilvsuo,shitaolunanzidedifang,kebutanlunnannvsishi。”

“wozunchengniyishenglvshishijinimianzi,nibiejilianbuyaolian,gengbieyiweizijishenglegeerzijiukeyijiajinkuangjia,wogaosuni,jiunizheizhongshenfen,kuangjiadamenshibuhuiweinichangkai,mingbaima?chenzaoyuanliaheng,yeshiweilenideweilaihao。”sihubeizhainingxindetaiduqidebuxing,xiongqiandebolangqidejulieqifuqilai,liandaizhesangyindoudaizheduoduobirendeqishi。

zhainingxintingwan,moudifanqiyimoyouguang,yigeyigedoushuotashengleerzi,jianzhishinaozichulewenti。

tayoumeiyoushiguoyi,nandaozijishengmeishenghaizihaibuqingchu?

“xiexiaojie,jiranniyerenweikuangjiadamenguandejin,hebiyaopaowozheililaizhaocunzaigan?nizhijiezhaotaqujike,paowozheililaidahoudajiao,shizaishilenidamingxingdeshenfen。ruomeiyouanjianfangmiandewentixuyaozixun,mafanlikai。”

shuozhe,zuoleyigeqingdeshoushi,meiyujianshiyipaidecongrongzhending。

bandiandoumeiyouyinweixieyaodehuashangdaobanfen。

wuguanjinyaoderen,youzenshangdeletafenhao?

xieyaoqidewojinquantou,shoubeideqingjinlimafuxian,heimoulishanguohenli:“kanlai,nishixiangjingjiubuchichifajiu。”

“qing!”zhainingxinrengranjianchisongke。

hehelengxiaolejisheng,dijiyigeyiweishenzhangdeshixueyanshen,yishuaishou,taibulikai。

haibudaifanyingguolaixieyaoneiyanshendeyisi……

“咚!”

“咚!”

lvsuolilianzhechuanlaijishengzhongwuluodideshengyin。

andaobuhao,limachongchujiedaishi。

yanqiandehuamianbianshixieyaozheigeguominnvshenxiangyigepofuyiyang,jianglvsuoneinengzadedongxitongtongwangdishangzaqu。

zhengningdemianbubiaoqing,yinhendexiangsilaizidiyudenvgui。

meizayixia,haitiaoxindikanletayiyan,neibujiangyiqiefangzaiyanlidegaoaoshentai,ranglvsuoneidelvshijinshujingdezhengdayan。

ganzailvshishiwusuoluanzadongxideren,haizhenshishaojian。

这可是会吃官司的。

“nifengle!”yibaduoguoxieyaojuzaishoulidelvsuozhensuozhibao,qingchaodeqinghuacihuaping。

yikexinzanghedeqifubuding。

zheigehuapingyaoshizale,batamailetayehaibuqi。

“kanlai,nihenbaobeizheige。”xieeyixiao,zhijiechaohoutuileyibu,zaisuoyourendoumeifanyingguolaitayaozuoshenmeshi,taiqijiao,henhenjiangzhainingxinshoulidehuapingtiluozaidi。

下意识紧急去抓……

“huala……”huapingsuiluodeshengyinshineimecier。

“……”zhenggelvsuoderendoujingdaile。

zhainingxinyishuangmouzisisidingzhedishangdehuapingbuzhidaozhuandong,manyishougong。

“bieqitugaowo,wozhihuirangniqingjiadangchandegengjiaxiong。”xieyaoxinlideeqijiechu,xiaosaliqu。

“zheikezenmeban?suozhanghuilai,feimasinibuke。”zhulijidexiangkunzainiaolonglidejinsique,zaiyuandilailaihuihuihuizhuandong。

“xiaoyuan,biezhuanle。dasaoyixiaba。”zhainingxinfeichunkaihejian,wulidehuayucongsangyinlihuachu。

shiqingyizhici,chulepeichanghainengzenmeban?

可她……

yibiandasaozhelvsuoneidesuipianzhazha,bianxiangzhejiejuezhidao。

tixindiaodanleyizaochen,suozhangdoumeilai,zheirangtasonglekouqidetongshiyoujuedezaosizaochaosheng。

xiawuxiaban,zhainingxinshoushidongxizouchushiwusuo,yichumen,jiukandaoyiliangheisedesijiachetingzailubian,sijiachedechechuangxiahua,jiashizuodeyigemoshengnanrenchongtazhaolezhaoshou。

qiguaidechaozhouweikanleyan,faxianmeiren,yushibianzhizhezijidebizishiyishibushizaijiaoziji。

那人点了点头。

zhainingxinxinxiangzheilishishiwusuomenkou,zaishuoguangtianhuarizhixiayebukenenghuranjiangzijiluzou,yushidadandezouguoqu。

dengzoudaochegenqian,sijiachehouzuoweidechechuanghuranhuanhuanwangxiahua,qingchudekandaokuanghengyingjundeceyan。

zhuantoukanzheta,bochunweizhang,shengyindanmodaizhemingling:“shangche。”

faxianshiduifanglairen,lianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshi,zhuanshenjiuwangqianzou,lidoubuli,gengbietitingtadehuashangche。

kuanghengdakaichemen,xiache,sanbubingzuoliangbujiuzhuishanglai,zhuazhutadegebo,chaochedeweizhizhuai。

“niganmaya,nidaodixiangzuoshenme?”

kuanghengshengyindichen:“nijiubuxiangkankannidehaizima?”

minzhechun,yongyifunishenjingbingdeyanshenkanzhekuangheng,jixiaodao:“wonengqueding,womeishengguohaizi,ruguonifeiyaoshuowoshengguohaizi,neiwoyemeibanfa,wobuhuiqukan,yebuhuiaineigehaizide。”

tademouguangyinchen,xinzhongduizhainingxindelengkuwuqinggandaohenbuyue,zhuazhetagebodeliqigengda,yonglidezhengzha,dangenbenzhengtuobule。

“woshuoshinidehaizijiushinidehaizi!”

qiangshidejiangtatuodaolechemenbian,dakaichemen,jiangtayingshengshengsaijinqu,jiezhe‘pa’deyishengjiangchemenguanshang,binglengdeduitadao:“youbudenibuqu!”

yizuoxialai,likejiuqukaichemen,sijizaojiudelekuanghengdefenfu,chemenyiguanshangjiujiangmenjifansuole,genbendabukai。

qichongchongdeduisijihandao:“kaimen。”

sijichongerbuwen,renzhendekaiche。

zhidaozheiyiqiedoushikuanghengfenfude,qihuhudekanxiangta,meihaoqidedao:“kuairangsijitingche,woyaohuijia。”

dandandepieletayiyan:“xianzaijiushihuijia。”

huyidekanxiangqianmiandelu,genbenbuhuihuijiadelu,kuanghengmingxianshizaipianta。

tabuchongleyiju:“dainihuiquzuzhai,jianwobama。”