第12章 被雷劈的死鬼老爹

qiaolijuelianzhedalehaojigepenti,chuyunxintengdao:“qiye,nishibushiganmaole?”

“woganjueyourenzaishuowohuaihua。”

chuyunyilianrenzhen,“qiye,nishibushimanzhewozaiwaimianyousishengzi?neilianggexiaotuanziheqiyehenxiangni。”

qiaolijuelengyansaolai,“nishiwolaopo?”

“keke,neidaobushi,zhishiwodaxiaojiugenleni,wobinilaopohaiqin,wozenmebuzhidaonishenmeshihouboxiadexiaozhongzi?”

“wohetamenwuguan。”tadandanhuida,youmeiyouzuoguoneixieshi,tanengbuqingchu?

tahezheigenvrenfenmingjiushidiyicijianmian,zhiyuzhangxiang,tiannandibeijiusuanwanquanmeiyouxueyuanguanxiderenyeyoukenenghuizhangdebaifenzhijiushixiangsi。

“neixiaotuanzimendefuqinni?”

“被雷给劈死了。”

“hahahaha。”chuyunxiaodeqianfuhouyang,“tamendefuqinkendingshigezhanan!buranhaoduanduandezenmehuibeileijipisile?”

“atiati。”qiaolijuelianzhedalehaojigepenti。

“qiye,nikendingshiganmaole,neimulaohubushiyishengma,rangtajinizhizhi。”

“niqu。”qiaolijuexiangdaozuowanduitazuodeshi,tabuwangyaolijiaxieyaodousuanshihaole。

“wokebugan,taneiyanshengendaoziyiyanglingli,kuangqietazuodedongxihaibucuo,wokebudasuandezuita,ei,chuxiaoyinggaikuaiqinglihaole,worangtaqu。”

chuxiaogangxianlerenjiadelouding,jichongchongwangwennaijiagan,gangyaojinmen,erbianxiangqiyidaobinglengdenantongshengyin。

“站住。”

tawangshenhouyikan,yigeqiaolijuefanbandexiaojiahuozhigougoudedingzheta,“nishishenmeren?”

yishizhijiantajingranbuzhidaogaizenmehuida,zheixiaotuanzinandaoshiqiaolijuedesishengzi?

“huixiaoshaoye,woshilaizhaoqiyede。”

“qiyeshishei?”xiaojiahuohenshijingti。

“qiyeshi……”chuxiaohenxiangshuobushinibama?niqiaonimenjianzhizhangdeyimoyiyang。

“tianshugege,nihuilaila!”chachaxiangshizhixiaogouchaozhewentianshupaolai。

“ge,worangnijiwodaidedongxini?”tianjizoulechulai,chuxiaomengle。

yigelianggesange,kao,qiyeshenmeshihoutouzangyiwoxiaozaizi?

wentianshupaixinglaoda,dabandekawayi,haibeizhegexiaobeibao,yizhangxiaolianquelengrubingshuang。

jinguanjigehaizishiyiwode,zhangxianghaishiyouxiebutong,neilianggehaiziheqiaolijueyouliuqifenxiangsi。

wentianshuzeshiheqiaolijuezhangxiang、biaoqingyimoyiyang,buguaichuxiaojiandaotadiyimianjiujiaotaxiaoshaoye。

wentianshujiangjirenlanzaishenhou,shenqingyansudekanzhechuxiao,“nihaimeishuoqiyeshishei?daowojialaiganma。”

tayilianfangbeidemoyang,heshenhoujigekeaidexiaotuanzixingchengxianmingdeduibi。

tianjicongtabeihoululegetouchulai,chuxiaohechuyunshishuangbaotai,tayiyanjiurenchutalai,“nishifeiyangshushuderenduibudui?”

“肥羊叔叔?”

“xiaotianji,tashiwoge。”chuyungangchulaijiujiandaoxiongzhanghexiaojiahuoduizhi,xiaotuanzizhongjianweiraozheyigechuanbeidaiku,liansechouchoudexiaonanhai。

“qiye!!!”chuyunchezhesangzidajiao。

wentianshubeitayijingyizhanongdehenbushuang,ciketadebiaoqinghezouchulaideqiaolijuejianzhiyimoyiyang。

“chaoshenme!”daxiaoshengyinyiqixiangqi。

daxiaopukelianduishideshunjian,qiaolijuehewentianshutongshilengzhu,zheixiajiulianqiaolijuebenrenyeshuobuguoqule。

“nishishei?”liangrenyikoutongshengwendao。

qiaolijuedunxiashen,zizixixidedaliangzhezheigexiaojihaodefanban,shenshoulalelatadelian,sihuzaiquerentalianshangshibushiyoumianju。

“fangshou。”tianshuyilianbuyue。

“juele,zheizhangxiang,zheiyanshen,zheikouqi,qiye,nizhendemeiyousishengziyiluozaiwai?”chuyunmozhexiabarenzhensikao。

“womeizuoguodeshirangwozenmeren?”qijinweizhi,taliannvrendoumeiyoupengguo,nalilaidesishengzi?

“tianshubaobaohuilaile,rangmamiqinqin。”wennaidechuxiandapolezheiguiyideqifen。

jigehaizifenggejiongyi,wennaizuixihuandoudejiushiwentianshu,zheizhanglianshanghenshaohuiyouxiaorong。

tabaozhetianshucenglaicengqu,“mami,nilizhiyidian。”

“baobei,niyijinglikaimami85gexiaoshiling20fenle。”

chuyunqiaolijue:zheinvrenhaishineizhimulaohu?fenmingshixiaoxiannva!

tianshuyongshounuokaiwennaidelian,lingyizhishouzhizheqiaolijue,“jieshi,tadelianzenmehewoyiyang?”

neibiaoqinghuoxiangshizaikanhongxingchuqiangdeqizi。

chuyunhenxiangjiuzheng,xiaoye,shinidelianheqiyeyiyangcaidui。

wennaiyibenzhengjingdao:“mamibushinvwa。”

“所以……”

“wofashi,tadelianbushiwoniede。”

乔厉绝:“……”

“tashibushiwoneisiguilaodie?”tianshudewenhuafangshiwanquanheqiaolijueruchuyizhe。

“bushi,nineisiguilaodiesilehenjiu,gujigutoudoubeichongzijiyaolanle。”wennaiyanjingzhayebuzhadehuche。

chuyunhechuxiaokanleyiyangqiaolijue,zheizhendebushiqinfuzi?

“maminibiebawodangxiaohai……”

“nibenlaijiushixiaohaier,chuqulejitianshibushiele?xiangbuxiangchimamizuodehaidanzhengdan?”

wentianshuxianranbeihaidanzhengdanjixiyinle,“yao。”

yuanchuchuanlaiyizhenhuankuaidenansheng,“xiaonainai,woyeyaochi!”

yiliangzhayandehuangsechaopaochuxianzaishiyezhong,cheshangxialaidegaotiaomeinandaizheyiliancanlandeweixiao,turanjuechadaopangbianzhanzhedenanren。

“**,taneisiguilaodiecongguancailipachulaile?”