qiaolijuelianzhedalehaojigepenti,chuyunxintengdao:“qiye,nishibushiganmaole?”
“woganjueyourenzaishuowohuaihua。”
chuyunyilianrenzhen,“qiye,nishibushimanzhewozaiwaimianyousishengzi?neilianggexiaotuanziheqiyehenxiangni。”
qiaolijuelengyansaolai,“nishiwolaopo?”
“keke,neidaobushi,zhishiwodaxiaojiugenleni,wobinilaopohaiqin,wozenmebuzhidaonishenmeshihouboxiadexiaozhongzi?”
“wohetamenwuguan。”tadandanhuida,youmeiyouzuoguoneixieshi,tanengbuqingchu?
tahezheigenvrenfenmingjiushidiyicijianmian,zhiyuzhangxiang,tiannandibeijiusuanwanquanmeiyouxueyuanguanxiderenyeyoukenenghuizhangdebaifenzhijiushixiangsi。
“neixiaotuanzimendefuqinni?”
“被雷给劈死了。”
“hahahaha。”chuyunxiaodeqianfuhouyang,“tamendefuqinkendingshigezhanan!buranhaoduanduandezenmehuibeileijipisile?”
“atiati。”qiaolijuelianzhedalehaojigepenti。
“qiye,nikendingshiganmaole,neimulaohubushiyishengma,rangtajinizhizhi。”
“niqu。”qiaolijuexiangdaozuowanduitazuodeshi,tabuwangyaolijiaxieyaodousuanshihaole。
“wokebugan,taneiyanshengendaoziyiyanglingli,kuangqietazuodedongxihaibucuo,wokebudasuandezuita,ei,chuxiaoyinggaikuaiqinglihaole,worangtaqu。”
chuxiaogangxianlerenjiadelouding,jichongchongwangwennaijiagan,gangyaojinmen,erbianxiangqiyidaobinglengdenantongshengyin。
“站住。”
tawangshenhouyikan,yigeqiaolijuefanbandexiaojiahuozhigougoudedingzheta,“nishishenmeren?”
yishizhijiantajingranbuzhidaogaizenmehuida,zheixiaotuanzinandaoshiqiaolijuedesishengzi?
“huixiaoshaoye,woshilaizhaoqiyede。”
“qiyeshishei?”xiaojiahuohenshijingti。
“qiyeshi……”chuxiaohenxiangshuobushinibama?niqiaonimenjianzhizhangdeyimoyiyang。
“tianshugege,nihuilaila!”chachaxiangshizhixiaogouchaozhewentianshupaolai。
“ge,worangnijiwodaidedongxini?”tianjizoulechulai,chuxiaomengle。
yigelianggesange,kao,qiyeshenmeshihoutouzangyiwoxiaozaizi?
wentianshupaixinglaoda,dabandekawayi,haibeizhegexiaobeibao,yizhangxiaolianquelengrubingshuang。
jinguanjigehaizishiyiwode,zhangxianghaishiyouxiebutong,neilianggehaiziheqiaolijueyouliuqifenxiangsi。
wentianshuzeshiheqiaolijuezhangxiang、biaoqingyimoyiyang,buguaichuxiaojiandaotadiyimianjiujiaotaxiaoshaoye。
wentianshujiangjirenlanzaishenhou,shenqingyansudekanzhechuxiao,“nihaimeishuoqiyeshishei?daowojialaiganma。”
tayilianfangbeidemoyang,heshenhoujigekeaidexiaotuanzixingchengxianmingdeduibi。
tianjicongtabeihoululegetouchulai,chuxiaohechuyunshishuangbaotai,tayiyanjiurenchutalai,“nishifeiyangshushuderenduibudui?”
“肥羊叔叔?”
“xiaotianji,tashiwoge。”chuyungangchulaijiujiandaoxiongzhanghexiaojiahuoduizhi,xiaotuanzizhongjianweiraozheyigechuanbeidaiku,liansechouchoudexiaonanhai。
“qiye!!!”chuyunchezhesangzidajiao。
wentianshubeitayijingyizhanongdehenbushuang,ciketadebiaoqinghezouchulaideqiaolijuejianzhiyimoyiyang。
“chaoshenme!”daxiaoshengyinyiqixiangqi。
daxiaopukelianduishideshunjian,qiaolijuehewentianshutongshilengzhu,zheixiajiulianqiaolijuebenrenyeshuobuguoqule。
“nishishei?”liangrenyikoutongshengwendao。
qiaolijuedunxiashen,zizixixidedaliangzhezheigexiaojihaodefanban,shenshoulalelatadelian,sihuzaiquerentalianshangshibushiyoumianju。
“fangshou。”tianshuyilianbuyue。
“juele,zheizhangxiang,zheiyanshen,zheikouqi,qiye,nizhendemeiyousishengziyiluozaiwai?”chuyunmozhexiabarenzhensikao。
“womeizuoguodeshirangwozenmeren?”qijinweizhi,taliannvrendoumeiyoupengguo,nalilaidesishengzi?
“tianshubaobaohuilaile,rangmamiqinqin。”wennaidechuxiandapolezheiguiyideqifen。
jigehaizifenggejiongyi,wennaizuixihuandoudejiushiwentianshu,zheizhanglianshanghenshaohuiyouxiaorong。
tabaozhetianshucenglaicengqu,“mami,nilizhiyidian。”
“baobei,niyijinglikaimami85gexiaoshiling20fenle。”
chuyunqiaolijue:zheinvrenhaishineizhimulaohu?fenmingshixiaoxiannva!
tianshuyongshounuokaiwennaidelian,lingyizhishouzhizheqiaolijue,“jieshi,tadelianzenmehewoyiyang?”
neibiaoqinghuoxiangshizaikanhongxingchuqiangdeqizi。
chuyunhenxiangjiuzheng,xiaoye,shinidelianheqiyeyiyangcaidui。
wennaiyibenzhengjingdao:“mamibushinvwa。”
“所以……”
“wofashi,tadelianbushiwoniede。”
乔厉绝:“……”
“tashibushiwoneisiguilaodie?”tianshudewenhuafangshiwanquanheqiaolijueruchuyizhe。
“bushi,nineisiguilaodiesilehenjiu,gujigutoudoubeichongzijiyaolanle。”wennaiyanjingzhayebuzhadehuche。
chuyunhechuxiaokanleyiyangqiaolijue,zheizhendebushiqinfuzi?
“maminibiebawodangxiaohai……”
“nibenlaijiushixiaohaier,chuqulejitianshibushiele?xiangbuxiangchimamizuodehaidanzhengdan?”
wentianshuxianranbeihaidanzhengdanjixiyinle,“yao。”
yuanchuchuanlaiyizhenhuankuaidenansheng,“xiaonainai,woyeyaochi!”
yiliangzhayandehuangsechaopaochuxianzaishiyezhong,cheshangxialaidegaotiaomeinandaizheyiliancanlandeweixiao,turanjuechadaopangbianzhanzhedenanren。
“**,taneisiguilaodiecongguancailipachulaile?”