fangjianhenjing，zhanzaichuangbiandeyuxiaoyunengqingchutingjiandianhualichuanlaideshengyin。
“shei？”henbunaifandewendao。
皇甫冀：“我！”
neibiansuijiyizhenaihaojijingxidejiaoshengchuanlai：“jige？xietianxiedi，nimeishiertaihaolehao。zhenshirangwomenhaozhao，zuihouzhizhaodaolenideshouji，womenhaiyiweinibeihaishuichongzoule，yaobujiushiweileshayu，zhengzhunbeijinizuoyigeyiguanzhong……”
“bizui，neibianqingkuangzenmeyangle？”huangfujicubaodedaduanleneibiande‘kusu’，taiyankanlekanzhengrenzhexiaodeyuxiaoyu。
“daveneibianpaiguolaideren，yijizheibiandejianxi，doubeiwomenxishujiejuele。”dianhualizhongyuchuanlaileyigezhengchangnanrendeshuohuasheng。
yuxiaoyuzhengxiang，shibushizijibugaizaizhei，zhuanshen，shenhouquechuanlaihuangfujimanyouyoudeshengyin。
“gandebucuo，ng，buyonglaizhaowo，shangyanghaolewohuizixinghuiqu！”
闻言，于小鱼怔住。
nani，zheinanrendeyisishi，buzoule？
“guangdang”yisheng，shiyuxiaoyubanleyixiapangbiandezhuozi，xianxieshuaizaidishang。
huangfujiqingxiaochusheng，guaduanledianhua。
“yuxiaoyu，nideshouji！”
yuxiaoyuliangqiangzhezouhuilai，yanjingsihaobuyanshifennu，“huangfuji，nishenmeyisi？shenmejiaoshangyanghaolenizixinghuiqu？nibushishuonihuilikaidema……”
“ng，shihuilikai，shanghaole，ziranhuilikai。zheilikongqiqingxin，huanjingyoujing，nidechuyiyebucuo，henshiheyangshang。”huangfujidandandekanzheyuxiaoyu，yuqizhongshiburongzhiyidejianding。
yuxiaoyufufuetou，sheinenggaosuta，zongcaizheizhongdongxibushiyinggaigaoduandaqishangdangcidema，weimao，zijiyujianleyizhiwulai！
“zhongwutangcupaigu，jingjiangrousi，suantaichaorou，baihexiqin！”
“wanshangaodiandongguapaigutang，dungexihongshiniunan！”
“mingtianzaoshangjixuzuoxiaomizhou，heneigebaiculuobu。”
“xiawuchuqu，jiwomaijishenhuanxideyifu，yaomianzhide，qiansediao。”
huangfujifenfenzhongjinrujiaose，yuxiaoyujiadeyijiazhizhu。
yuxiaoyuguoduanbaozou，“huangfuji，nibuyaotaiguofen，buzuo，yiyangdoubuzuo！”
huangfujiyankanyuxiaoyufennubaozou，chunpangouqiguiyidehudu。
“jirannibuyuanyizuofan，neiburuzuodianbiede。”shuohuajianyibazhuazhuyuxiaoyudegebo，wangchuangshangyidai。
“a！”yuxiaoyuzirenweizijigongfuhaisuanbucuo，haodaiyelianguojiniantaiquandao，zenmezaitamianqianjiuwanquanshibuchujing？
youyicibeiyazaitadeshenxia，shuxidewenduchuanlai，liansefatang。
“fan！wozuo！”yuxiaoyuxiangdoumeixiang，mashangjiaoxietoujiang。
“zuoa……zuoshenme……”huangfuji，kanzhehongdaoergendeyuxiaoyu，qingqingdituzheqi。
sishibeiyiguxiaodianliujiguo，yousuyouma。
“做，做饭……”
“haha！”huangfuji，yifanshen，yuxiaoyuguangdangdiaozailedishang，langbeibukan。
wuwu，yuxiaoyuzhuakuang。paqilaijiuwangchufangpao，rebuqizheiweidaye，zanhaiduobuqima……
si，huangfujiqinganleyixiazijidexiongkou，zhenshilejishengbei，shabuyinyindeshenchuxuelai。
“yuxiaoyu，guolaixianjiwohuanyao。”
yuxiaoyuyouyicipidianpidiandepaolehuilai，kanzhemoudayexiongkoujianshidejirou，haishirenbuzhuyanleyankoushui，guoranxiusekecan！
“suiranwoshouleshang，ruoshiniyouxuyao，wohaishikeyimianweiqinande……”huangfujikanzheduizijixiongjichadianliukoushuidemounv，dandandeshuodao。
keke，dage，nizheimedandingnimazhidaoma？
yuxiaoyubiekaizijidemuguang，liluodejiekaishabu，kanjianshangmianhongdianbanban，e，jiaonishihuai，huogaileba！
taneidianxiaoxinsi，ziranduobuguohuangfujidemuguang。
chunjiaomanmandegouqiyisiwennuandexiaoyi。
baozhatuodangzhihou，yuxiaoyuguaiguaidizuofanqule。
tangcupaigu，waisulinei，baihexiqin，shuangkouqingcui，chidehuangfujilianliandiantou。
sihouzheiweidaye，tangxiashuiwujuezhihou，yuxiaoyubeicuidechumen，zuobangexiaoshidedulun，daogebidesxian，gouwu。
baobaolidaizhehuangfujisaijitadeka。
mimajingranjiushi654321，youqianrenjiushibuyiyang，jishiwanhaisuanshixiaoqian，yuxiaoyuxinliyongshanglaiyixiexiaoxiaodechoufuniantou。
zizi，zhengzaigantanzhe，yijingdaolesxianzuidadeshangchang。
nvrendoushitianshengdegouwukuangren。
buguoyigerenmainanzhuanghaishidiyici。
qiansediaode，shufude，mianzhide，yaoqiujiandanmingle，yuxiaoyuzhuanleliangquan，mailesitaoxiuxianfu，liangshenshuiyi。
咳咳，还要买底裤。
yuxiaoyuaonao，zenmemeiwenyizui，xiuxiandeyifuzhidaoshengaojiukeyimai，zheige……
suanlenaqilaikanba，fanzhengzijiyekanguo……
maosinalibudui，yuxiaoyu，lianseweihong。
xuanlesanzhongbutongdeyanse，gemailesitiao，qiansediao，fuheneiweidagedexihao。
ganggangjiewanzhang，zhuanshen，yingmianzoulailianggeshuxideshenying。