“第一次？”
nanrenzhiredehuxipentuzaierpan，jianranhunshenzhanli，quruhekongjuxijuanquanshen。
yixiangdaoshenshangzheigetutouyounidewangdaojijiangduitazuodeshiqing，jianranhenbudelimataozou。
danshitabuneng，mamahaizaidengzheqianjiuming……
nanrenhuorededazhangyouyizaitashenshang，shunzhetaxihuadepifuwangshangpan，mantiaosilidefangfozaitiaoxuanhuowu。
banshangmeiyoudengdaonanrendedongzuo，jianranyinweihaipakaishikoubuzeyan：“laotulv！nixingbuxing？yidabanianjide，buxingjiuganjinrangwozou……a！”
jianrandehuabeinanrenehenhendewentunmei。
老秃驴？
gutingjueyingsunbandeheimouwangzheshenxiasesefadoudejiaoqu。
takanbuqingnvhaidemianmao，dannengganjuedaotadezhinen。
taqiangrenzhezhemorendeyaoxing，wenrouanfuta，meixiangdaojingranhaibeixianqi？
zhiredehuxizaikongqizhongjiuchan，tadechun，shunzhetadeerchui，yiluwangxia，wenguoqu……
jianranbushoukongdikouzhunanrendebeiji，taweiweiyileng。
zheigepangshuodewangdao，jingranhaiyoujirou？
danshixiayimiao，nanrenjiangtadeshoukaoshangtouding，youzhetadewenluodaotashenshangmeiyicunjifu，chouliletatineidesuoyouliqi。
jianranzhenggerenxianjinruodaderuanchuang，sizhimianruanwuli，zhijuezhoushenlongzhaozheyizhongnanyimingzhuangdeyunchen。
她费力地睁眼。
yinyuezhong，kandaonanrendebeibuyouyizhizhanchifeixiangdexiongying，lingliwubi……
buzhiguoleduojiu，nanrenzhongyucongtadeshenshanglikai，zaiyipangchenshuiguoqu。
jianranshuangyanwushendicongchuangshangpaqi，zaidishangmosuozijideyifu，yikuaiyupeiqiaoranwushengdihualuozaiditanshang。
tachuanhaoyifu，renzhesuantonglangbeilikai。
yihuidaojia，jianranchaozaojiudengzaiketingdejimushenshou：“songwenli，baqianjiwo！”
“nizheigexiao**，fanglewangdaodegezihaihaoyisizhaowoyaoqian？”songwenlitaishoujiushiyibazhang。
tingdaoxiaoxidejianroujiaojixialou：“ma，womenxianganjinanfuhaowangdao，wobuxiangdiulezheigejiaose！”
shuozhe，henhenwanlejianranyiyan，“wandianwomenzaishoushizheigexiao**！”
jianrandengdaleyanjing，wuzheshengtongdelianfenhendao：“wodouyijinganzhaonimenshuodequzuole，nimenxiangshualaibucheng！”
songwenliyiting，kuaisuchekaitadeyiling，aimeidehongyinheranbaoluzaikongqizhong。
“nizheigexiaojiantizi，jingranpiexiawangdaohebiedenanrensihun！”
yigulengqicongjiaodishengshanglai，jianranzhenggerendoulengzhule。
shenme？ganggangneigebushiwangdao？
songwenliqideyaoyaqiechi，“nizheige**haiyouliantiqian！”
jianrouyemeihaoqididao：“jianran，woshihuagaosuniba，nineigebinglaoguimuqinzainiqujiudiandelushang，jiusile！”
“kebuguaiwoa，tatingshuoniweiletadeyiyaofeiqupeilaonanrenshuijue，yikouqimeishanglaihuohuoqiside！”
“轰隆——”
jianranruzaoleiji，lianseshabaidehoutuiyibu。
“bu……bukeneng！nipianren！”
jiranbeichuochuan，songwenliyebuzaizhezheyanyan：“nineigehulijingmama，zaojiugaisile！bansibuhuodezhenshihuiqi。”
“yaoshitajiuquanzhixiazhidaoniheyenanrensihun，nishuo，tahuibuhuiyouqihuoguolai？hahaha……”
“songwenli，buzhunnizheimeshuomama！”
jianrannaohaizhongzuihouyigenxianchediduanle！
“shinimenhaisimamade！woyaonimenjitapeizang！”
jianranshuangmuxinghong，chongshangqianqiazhusongwenlidebozi，xiangyaobataandaodishang。
“jianran，nifenglema！”
jianrouxinxiayiji，juqishenpangdehuapingyonglichaojianrantoushangzaqu。
“哗啦——”
huapingsuilie，yinhongdexuecongjianranhounaoshaoliuchu。
erhou，ta“peng”diyisheng，zhizhidaozaidishang。
jianroufuqisongwenli，zhengyaonumajianran，quefaxiantayidongbudongdidaozaidishang，dunshihehuaile：“ma，woshibushibatadasile？”
songwenliwuzhebozi，yindudidingzhedishangdejianran：“silezuihao！hetadeduanmingguimuqintuanjuqu！”
“lairen，bajianranjiwodiudaoshanshangquweilang！”
“是，夫人！”
gangchulihaojianrandeshiti，yizhenjicudeqiaomenshengchuanlai。
tingyuanneizoujinshilaimingchuanzheheisexizhuangdenanzi，qishibufan。
jiezhe，yigedaizheyanjingdesiwennanzijibushangqian。
“nimen……nimenyaoganshenme？”songwenlizhuangzhedanziwendao。
siwennanzikanletamenyiyan，nachuyikuaiyu，shangmianyouyige“jian”zi，erbeimianshiyigexiezhe“jianjianguo”dehongyin。
“zheishizuowanjianxiaojiezaidihaojiudian666fangguoyediaode，womenzongcaibeixiayao，ranhouhejianxiaojie……”nanziyouxienanyiqichi，danhoumiandehuadajiadouxinzhiduming。
简柔瞪大了眼睛。
zheikuaiyubushijianranneigexiao**dema？
jianrouxiaoxinyiyidiwendao，“qingwennimenzongcaishi……”
“gushijituandegutingjue。”siwennanzideyuqimanshijiaoao。
“gutingjue？！”jianrounanyizhixindijinghu。
zaijiangcheng，sheiburenshigutingjue？
jiangchengshoufu，gushijituandezhangquanren！
zaishangjiechizhafengyun，zhangxiangyingjunshuaiqi，jianzhishiwanqianshaonvdemengzhongqingren！
erjianranjuranzheimexingyundeshuilegutingjue？！
jianroujidudejiyuniuqu，danhaishinulijichuyimojingyadexiao：“a？！yuanlaiwodeyupeizainizheili，zheishiwobabasongjiwoshengriliwuni！”
tajieguoyu，yifushierfudedexiyue。
siwennanziyiting，taiduyujiagongjingle：“jianxiaojie，womenguzongyouqing。”