第1章 媳妇儿我想洗澡

“我究竟是谁?”

yuningweikanzhexilianpenlizijichouloudemianrong,renbuzhuzhouqimeitou。

zheigewenti,tajihumeitiandouzaiwenziji,yinweitashiyile,zhizhidaozijishibeirenconghailijiuqi,xinglaishi,hunshenshangxiayoushijichudaoshang。

ertadezuolian,lianshangzhanleliangchu,zailianshangxingchengyigedadadexzi。

“choubaguai,haibukuaichulai!”

yidaojianruideshengyinhuranchuanleguolai,yuningweiyanshenyishan,zheicaihuiguoshenlai,calecaliancongxishoujianzoulechuqu。

“婆婆。”

yuningweiweiweidiantou,chaozhanzaixishoujianmenwaidenvrendazhaohu。zheigenvrenzhengshitadepopowangyunhui。

zhiyutajiaderen,zhengshisidajiazuzhiyidejiangjiasanzijiangyunting。erjiangyunting,yezhengshidangchujiangtaconghaililaoqilaidejiumingenren。

kexitaxiangmaotangtangqueshigeshazi,yaoburan,wangyunhuizheigehoumayebuhuijiangtazheizhonglailibumingdechounvrenqujitadangxifuer。

wangyunhuihenhendengletayiyan,lishengdao:

“nizailimianmomocengcengdeganshenme?buzhidaoxueqiuyouzaiwofangjianlashilema?haibukuaiquqingli?”

yuningweizhoumei,jiangyuntingneigeshazizaijiangjiashoujinqiling,liandaizhetazheigeerxifuyebeiwangyunhuidangchengyongrenshihuan。

bu,tadediweishenzhibiyongrenhaiyaodixia!

tayuanbenxinglaijiuxianglikai,keshouleneimedadeshang,shentihaiweihuifu,jiashangshiqujiyi,zaibuzhidaochoujiashisheideqingkuangxia,tabuganmaoranchuqu,zhinengzanshizaijiangjia。

kezheibudaibiao,tajiuzhendeganyuanshourenqiling!

yuningweikanlewangyunhuiyiyan,meiyoudiantouyemeiyouyaotou,tazhijielaidaowangyunhuifangjian,yiyanjiukandaolazaibaiseditanshangdeyidatuogoushi。

taxinxiafanwei,renbuzhuliaojinleshoushangdeshoutao,jizijizuoleyifanxinlijianshezhihou,caihuanhuandaishangleshoutao,xinliquexiangzhe,daihuishizhijiejiangzheigeditangaizaizheigenvrentoushangnihaishigaizaitalianshang?

kegenguolaidewangyunhuizaikandaotadaishoutaohou,quehaigaoshengdama。

“choubaguai,sheirangniyongshoutaode?jiwoyongshouqingliganjing,burannijinwanjiubiexiangchifan!”

yuningweizhuantoukanta,zhengyushuohua,yipangdechuangdixiahuranzuanchulaiyizhixuebaideguibinquan。tamanyouyouzoudaoyuningweijiaobian。

yuningweibuxiangwushangleta,zhengyutaijiaohoutui,wangyunhuiqueyiweitayaoduixueqiudongshou,yigejianbuzoushangqujiletayibazhang!

“choubaguai,nisuanshenmedongxi,juranxiangtiwodexueqiu?!”

yuningweiyixindingzhegou,yincichubujifangbeidadelianyipian,benjiuzhengningdeliandunshizhongleqilai,kanqilaigengjiachouloubukan。

wangyunhuixianqidibiekaiyan,tongshidama:

“jiwogunquqinglihaoxueqiudeshi!yaoshimeiqingganjing,nijinwanjiubuyongchifanle!”

yuningweimolemozijibeidadecelian,zhangxinchudaolewenredexue。

wangyunhuidezhijiahenzhang,zheiyibazhang,zhijiezaitalianshangzhuachulesandaoxuehen,haozaitabenlaijiuhuirongle,buran……

sijici,yuningweijinminzhezui,kanleyanyipangzhuoshangdeshuiguodao,yanshenmanmananlexialai。

wangyunhuibeiduizheta,meiyoukandaoyuningweiyanshendebianhua,taxiangbaozheqinshengerziyiyangbaozhexueqiu,haoyifanxuhanwennuanhou,zuishanghaibuwangduiyuningweimamalielie,quemeizhuyidaoyuningweiyijingnaqilezhuoshangdeshuiguodao,qiaowushengxilaidaotashenhou。

“xueqiuguai,mamidaihuijiurangzheigechoubaguaixiaguijinidaoqian,kantayihouhaiganbuganchuaini!”

yuningweidizhetouzhanzaitashenhou,zhangzhangdejiemaoyangaileyanzhongdeqingxu,tazuoshoudeshouzhixianshuzhuandongdaobing,haoxiangzaizhaoshougan。

tazheigerenxianglaibuchikui,zheigenvrenzaitalianshangliuxialesandaoba,tazenmeyedehaihuiquliudaocaixing!

jiuzaiyuningweitingxiazhuandong,zhengyutaiqidaodeneiyike,fangmenwaihuranchongjinlaiyidaoshenying,zhuangkaiwangyunhuihouzhijiejiangtapudao!

liangrendaozaishanghaodesirongditanshang,jiangyuntingxiangxiaonaigouyiyangcengzheyuningweidebojing,yibiancengyibianchaotasajiao。

“xiaoxifu~nizenmepaodaozheililaile,atingzhaonizhaolehaojiu~”

yuningweibeipudaozaidi,wendaoyizhenshuxidetixiang,beifennuchonghunledetounaoshunjianhuiguilizhi,wozhedaobingdeshoubuzijuesongkai,zhuanerjiangshoufuzaitamaorongrongdenaodaishang,yanjingbuzhijuemichengleyueyaxing。

tabianlubiandao:“nibushimingtiancaihuilaima?”

jiangyuntingchengqigebokanta,biaoqingdaizheweiqu。

“keatingxiangnile,jiutiqianhuilaile,atingshenshangdoushihan,xiangxizaole,xiaoxifuniquebuzai!”

zheihuayichu,yuningweidunshiyanjingyiliang,yanjingxiangelangyujianleliewuyiyangfazheguang。

bijingtahuiguaiguailiuzaijiangjiajijiangyuntingdanglaopodelingyigeyuanyin,shiyinweizheixiaoshazizhangdeshuai,shencaihaihenhao!erqiehaihuisajiaomaimeng,tajiajinlaidezheixierizi,lianggerenkeyishuoshiyoulexiangyiweimingdejiaoqing。

“nibushibukenrangwobangnixizaoma?”

tazhiqianbangtaxiguoyicizao,zhiyintaichantadeshenzile,renbuzhushangxiaqishou,haoxiangtaihoujibazheixiaoshazihezhele,houlaitazaiyebukenrangtabangmangxizaole,jintianzenmeyouzhudongqilaile?

jiangyuntingshenziyijiang,pieleyanhaibuzhidaozijiyijingzaiguimenguanzouguoyihuideeduhouma,xinxiangliuzhezheinvrenhaiyouyongchu,xinyiheng,jinjiezheyoucoujincengzhetadeliandao:

“yinweiatingchuqusantianle,henxiangxiaoxifu!”

kexinliquezaiananzhouma,temiaodetacailikaisantian,wangyunhuineisiyaopoyouzaisiwangbianyuanshitan,haidetadexishengshenti,laihongyuningweizheigeshibushihuibeijinuheihuadedamowang!

erdamowangyuningweitingdaozheihuadunshiyouzhongbeihonghaodexingfugan。

“atingguai,daihuiwoyidingbangnihaohaoxixi!”

姜云霆:“……”

tabujieyitayisiyisijiuxingle。

eryuningweisihuzhendebeianfudaoleyiban,xinlikaixin,meiyouzhuyidaojiangyuntingyanlilveguodeyimoanseheheichen。

liangrenniniwaiwaijian,yipangbeizhuangdeyuntouzhuanxianghaidaozailezhanshanggoushiditandewangyunhui,zhongyufuzhemenkuangpaleqilai。

tahaimeifaxianzijidebeishangzhanlegoushi,jianliangrenwangwodexiuenai,qidexiongkouqifu,liandaizheshenchudeshouzhidougenzhezhandou。

“ni!nimenfanlenimen?haiyounizheigeshazi,nijuranganzhuangwo?!lairenna!!”

taganghouwan,mengdixiruleyiguechoudegoushiwei,qiangdelimaganou。

“呕——”

wangyunhuizhuanshen,sixiayikan,zaikandaoyuanbenneituanyuanrundegoushibeiyabianzhihou,likexiangdaoleshenme,liandangjijiulvle。

“啊——”

tadejiaoshengtaiguoqili,bieshuliqitarendoubeiyinleguolai,qizhongjiubaokuojiangjiasixiaojiejianglishu。

“ma,nizaidahandajiaoshenmea!”

jianglishutiezhemianmozouleguolai,kegangzoujinjiuwendaoleyiguechou,tadangjibianlian。

“tianna,xueqiuyousuididaxiaobianle?choubaguai,nihaizhanzaizheiliganshenme,haibukuaiquqingliyixia,chousile!”

liangrenbukuishimunv,qingligoushizheizhongshiqingdiyigexiangdaodedoushiyuningwei。

wangyunhuipaodaojianglishushenbian,zhizheyuningwei,xiongkoujulieqifu,qideyishishuobuchuyijuwanzhengdehua。

“lishu,neige**ta——!”

tahuahaimeishuowan,yuningweihurantaituichuailetayijiao,wangyunhuiliandaizhejianglishuyiqishuaidaozaidi,erjianglishudehounaoshao,zhenghaozhuangzaileneituogoushishang……

“啊——”