女友妖娆**。
woqueshilianshangyoubadetuqichengxuyuan。
tongshimenshuowoshilaihamachitianerou，yigexiaochengxuyuanhaigangaopannvzongcai。
keguanqingyanfanshoufengshaleneixieren，dangzhongqiuwoquta。
congciwurenganyeyuwozheigeweihunfu。
zheitian，tawangwoshouxiasailegezhangxiangshuaiqideshixisheng：
“wohaiconglaimeijianguozheimejunlangdedididuidaimazheimeyouyanjiu，niyidingyaohaohaodaita。”
woxinliyijing，queyedayingletadeyaoqiu。
zaishixishengdishisancidazhe“jingjianliucheng”demingyi，yueguowozhijiejinguanqingyandexiuxishihuibaohou，
wozaitadeshixibaogaoshangdalege【buhege】。
kediertianshixishengjiukongjiangqudailewo。
guanqingyandangzhonglazhetadeshou：
“xianzaitashixiangmububuzhangle，keyizhijieduiwohuibaolema？zheiweixiaojishuyuan？”
我笑了。
tabuzhidao，zaiduitadongxinzhiqian，woshouxianshiyigeshangyejiandie。
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“呲啦！”
neifendazhe“buhege”gaizhangdeshixibaogaobeiguanqingyandangzhesuoyourendemiansichengsuipian。
“chenyaoxianzaiqizhuanzhengweiwosizhengshiyuangong，renzhixiangmububuzhang，yihoudaxiaoshiwuzhijieduiwohuibao。”
guanqingyanjiangchenyaohuzaishenhou，miyankanxiangwo：
“linxianshenghaiyouyiwenma？”
wobaozheyixiangzidegerenwupinzhanzaidatingguangzhongzhixia，zhiguanjiefabai。
“xiaosiwole，yigesiyantianyajuranzhenganbazijidanglaoban？”
“yiqianhaijuedeguanzongshizhendedongxinle，xianzaikanlaiguozhenshiwanwanhaha！”
“neidangran，guanzongzheizhongshenfendiweidexiangwanshenmenanrendebudao，zheigesiyantianyabujiushizaiguanzongluopodeshihouruleyuanshiguma？
“danshiguanzongzheizhongrenzonghuiyifeichongtiande，sheibuzhidaotadadeshenmezhuyi？”
我咬了咬牙：
“xiangmujinglibixushulianzhangwodaimaxiangguanzhishi，keshitahaimeiyounadaozhiyezhengshu。”
“哦？”
关清妍一挑眉：
“neijiushouyuchenyaoguanshijituanzhongshenggaojigongchengshidetouxian。”
我猛地抬头。
wozaitadiguqijiugenzhetagan，pinsipinhuowunian，yekankandedaoyigezhongjigongchengshideshouxian。
gengbietiyinweichenyao，woxianzaiyijingbeijiangzhichengleputongjishuyuan。
chenyaocailaibujiu，juranjiukeyizhongshenggaogong？
womeiyouquwoxiaoxiaodebizedexingongwei，ershizhuanshenlikailegongsi。
yourenxiangyaolanwo，danshiguanqingyanquehetingleneigeren：
“bielanzhe，bujiuhoutahuizijihuilaide。”
shuozhekanzhewo：“ayue，piqinaogoulejiulikehuilai，zheicishiniyoucuozaixian，wodenaixinshiyouxiande。”
我沉默着回到家。
zaiweishengjianqianzhaixialehouhoudeyanjing。
我并不近视。
zhishidangchuweileduoguoguanqingyandezhuyi，guyibazijidabandetulituqi。
wocengjingxiang，chenzheguanshichuwenti，qiaowushengxijuanzoutamendehexinjishu。
keshiguanqingyanhaishizhuyidaolewo。
zaimamahejiejiemendouxianqiwolianshangyoubabuyuanyijiejinwodeshihou，tahuixiaozhezhizhewodedaima，shuowohaocongming。
napawozhishishaoshaoqudeleyidianjinbu，tayehuidajiaguli。
zaitaduiwobiaobaideshihou，wogengshishouchongruojing。
wowenta，tazheizhongzhangxiang，weishenmepianpianzhaowo？
neishi，takanzhewodeyanjinglihaiyouxingguang：
“nibushiputongdenanren，wokandechulai，nidecongming、zhihui、juexin、yili，meiyixiangdoubiyanzhigengnengzhengfuwo。”
babaqushihou，tashidiyigefazineixinxinshangwoderen。
yushiwobaneixieguanshidejimihehexinjishufengcunleqilai。
wobuyidingyaobaguanshichiganmojingcaishichenggong，nengyutahezuogongying，weichangbushishengli。
danshixianzai，wokanzheyichoutideshujuheziliao，yanshenjianjianbianliang——
huoxu，haishichiganmojingdehao。
buguoxianzaihaibushishiji。
chenyaobushijieshoulewodexiangmuma？
pingtadeshili，shibijiangyiqiegaoza。
jieshiwocongzhongzhouxuan，baochuguanqingyanhetadechouwen，qibushigengnengyinfahezuofangduitamendedaya？
我把玩着U盘——
zhiyouchedinaxiaguanshi，wocainengyouhejiejiemenkanghengdeshili。
danshiwomeixiangdao，chenyaobiwoxiangxiangdegengnanduifu。
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dangwohuidaogongsideshihou，shouxiantingdaodeshidajiaduichenyaodehuanhu：
“tailihailebuzhang！zheimenandedaimanindounengpaotong！”
“qianbuzhanghaihaoyisifengcichengemeiyounaxiazhiyezhengshu，gaoxiao，zhenzhengdegaoshouzenmehuizaiyineixiefeizhi？”
我愣了愣——
wozoudeshihouxiangmuhaiyouyixiejishunantimeiyoujiejue。
lianwodouyaozhenzhuoyizhenzidedaima，tajuranyitianzhineijiupaotongle？
wobokairenqunkanguoqu，xiaorongshunjianbiandefengci——
chenyaomanpingdaima，doushiwozhiqiandejiaoben。
“ze！yemeishenme，doushizaixuexiaodeshihoudeyidianxiaoxingqu。”
chenyaozuijiaodaizhedeyi，danshibiaomianshangyiranqianxun，quezaikandaowodeshunjianyanshenyibian，huangmangguandiaolepingmu。
tongshimenquemeiyouzhuyidaozheishunjiandebianhua：
“xiaoxingqudounengzuodebiqianbuzhanghao？buganxiangxiangchengeniruguorenzhenqilaijieguohuizenmeyang！”
“guanzongguoranyouyanguang，shouyuchengezhongshenggaojigongchengshidetouxianyidianmeicuo！zheicaijiaorencai！”
“danshizheiyangmeishenmeyongba？”
我的声音有些突兀。
suoyourenkanxiangwo，wozhilezhidiannao：
“zheiduixiangmujinzhanmeiyourenhebangzhu，zhishikanzhekuxuaneryi，henjiandanjiukeyishixian。”
womeiyoushuodaimashiwode。
wozhixiangzhidaotadaodiyaozuoshenme。
陈尧脸色一变。
但是很快嗤笑出声：
“zheige，linxianshengjiubuyongdanxinle，gewei，mingtianxiangmujiukeyichedipaotong，woxianggeweibaozheng。”
他指着天花板：
“mingtianxiangmujiukeyijiexiang！”
“部长牛逼！”
“tailihailebuzhang，qianbuzhangcuomolejigeyuedoumeiyoujiejuewenti，chengelailejiubawentijiejuele，sheigaosheidi，buyongduoshuoleba？”
yourenjilewoyigeyiweishenzhangdebaiyan。
zhenggewuzidoushihuanhu，wobeijianjianjichulequanzi，youxiechayidekanzhechenyao。
xiangmudenantiwodaoxianzaidouhaimeiyouzhaodaoqueqiefangfa，tajurankeyibaozhengmingtianjiejuesuoyouwenti？
nandaotazhendebiwolihai？
neiweishenmehaiyaoyongwodejiaobenjizijizaoshi？
我皱了皱眉——
buguanshizhenshijia，zongyaokankanjieguo。
ruguotameiyoushuohuang，neizheiqibushiwolikaiguanshiqiankeyidaizoudezuihouchengguoma？
womomozhuanshenlikailegongsi。
diertianzaicilaidaogongsideshihou，wokandaodequebushixiangmujiexiangdeqingzhuchangmian，ershikudeshangqibujiexiaqidechenyao。
“wo……woyemeixiangdaolinqiyuehuiduiwoyouzheimedayijian，wozhishijietiletabuzhangdezhiweieryi，tajuran……shanchuwosuoyoudexiangmuwenjian……benlaijintianjiukeyijiexiangde……”
suoyourenlikezhuantoukanxiangwo。
我呼吸一滞——
wolikemingbailechenyaoxiangzuoshenme。
taguoranshimeiyouzijijiejuejishunantidenengli，suoyizhinengyongzheizhongfangfarangwobeiguo！
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“linqiyuenizenmezheimebuyaolian！chengejietinidezhiweijieticuolema？”
cengjingwodexiashumencikeyifentianying。
tamendourendingchenyaocaihuishiweilaidezongcaizhangfu，cikeduiwozheigelaoshangsiwanquanmeiyouzunzhong：
“nijigeyuemeiyoujiejuedejishunanti，chengelaileyitianjiunengjiejue，nibibuguorenjiajiuyaohuilerenjiadexiangmuwenjianshibushia！”
“jiushi！nayounizheimewanbuqide！”
“zijimeibenshiyekanbudebierenhaoshiba？”
“够了！”
wobunaifandehouleyisheng，zhilezhichenyaodiannaopangdejiankongluxiang：
“那就调监控吧。”
所有人面面相觑。
陈尧也停止了哭泣。
tahongzheyanjingkanlekanwo：
“wo……woyebuyuanyiyuanwangqianbei，xiwangzuihoudejieguoheninwuguan。”
监控被调取出来。
keshizuotianwolikaigongsihoudejiankongshuju，jinshubeixiaohui！
陈尧眼睛更红了：
“youquanxiandiaochajiankongdechuleguanzongjiuzhiyouchenge，guanzongzuotianyizhizaijiankehu，zheimeshuo……”
他哽咽着看着我：
“chenge，niweishenmeyaozheimezuo？”
wozhoulezhoumei：“biewangle，chulewoheguanqingyan，nizheigexinbuzhangyebeishouyulechakanjiankongdequanxian。”
“陈哥……”
他声音在颤抖：
“nandaonideyisishiwozijibazijidexiangmuwenjianshanlegeganjing，ranhoubajiankongshujuhuilema？
“neidoushiwodexinxue，shizhenggexiangmubuchengyuandexiwang！woweishenmeyaozheimezuo！”
takanshangquguoyuposui，bushaonvtongshiqideshanglaijiudalewoyibazhang：
“nihaiyaobuyaolian！nizijijiushiyigechengxuyuan，nishedeshanchuzijixinkuxiewandedaimama？！”
“nanguainijiaxingxingshuoyaodiaojiankong，yuanlaizaojiubeinizijihuile！”
“bushiniwomenxianzaizaojiexiangle！nibujinzhangdechou，xinyezangdebuxinga！”
“别打了！”
chenyaojimanglanzhuneixienvtongshi，hongzheyanjiangwofuqilai：
“chenge，nibijingshiwodeqianbei，youxiewuhuiyezhengchang。
“wobuxiangchengfachenge，zhiyaochengebangwobaxiangmuzuotong，neijiusuanzuoweibuchangle。”
我冷眼看着他。
yuanlaizheicaishitazhenzhengdemude。
zuihouhaishiyaokaowozuoshi。
不少同事气得不行：
“chengeniyetaishanliangle，tazheiyijingshuyujigongsizaochenglezhongdasunshi，keyigaotashangyefanzuide！”
“jiushi！zheizhongrenbubijitajihui！woxianzaijiubaojing！”
“不行！”
chenyaohuangmanglanzhunachushoujiyaobaojingdenvtongshi：
“yuqihuidiaoyigeren，burujitazhongxinzuorendejihui。”
“陈哥……”
bushaonvtongshiyanzhongluchutongqingdeshense：
“nizheimeshanliangyihouhuibeiqifude。”
“没关系。”
chenyaojiaoyaoyaotou，likeyinfatongshimenyilun：
“nanguaiguanzongxihuantani，youshuaiqiyouyounenglihaishanliang，huanzuoshiwowoyebuyaoneigesiyantianya。”
chenyaokanxiangwo：“chenge，zhiyaoninengzuochubuchang，shijianwusuowei，wokeyijinifangkuanqixian。”
“不用。”
wogouqichunjiao：“shifenzhongjiugoule。”
“什么？！”
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chenyaohesuoyourendoulengleleng。
“xiaosiwole，tadangzijishichengema？zhuangshenmeni？”
“xiaosi，buhuishibeichengederengemeilidajifenglebahaha？yiweizuoxiaoxueshuxuetini？”
“shifenzhong。”wozaiciqiangdiao：
“keyihuifuzuotiandeshuju。”
陈尧笑容一僵。
woyibubukaojinta，xiaodeyiweishenzhang：
“biedanxin，suoyoubeishanchudewenjian，mashangjiukeyizhaohuilai。”
“等等！”
chenyaoxiangyaolanwo，kewoyijingzuozailediannaoqian，shouzhizaidiannaoqianfeisuqiaoji。
budaoshifenzhong，zuotiandexiangmuwenjianjiubeijinshuhuifu。
chenyaoxiangyaozulan，quebuxiangxiandeyugaimizhang，etoulenghandoumaoleyiceng。
henxianran，tagenbenxiangbudaohaiyouzheizhongjishu。
wodeshubiaofangzaizuotiandexiangmuwenjianshang，wolengxiaoyisheng：
“neijiukankan，chenbuzhangdaodishizhendejiejuelexiangmunanti，haishizhishishanlewenjianweizhuangchengbeiwoansuanleba。”
“住手！”
chenyaojinghuyishengjiuyaopuguolai，kexiayimiao，diannaopingmuturanhenhenzazaiwoshenshang。
“闹够了没有！”
guanqingyanjugaolinxiapinizhewo：
“zidaoziyanhaowanma？zuotianwoqinyankandaonizuowanzaiayaodediannaopangguiguisuisui，xianzaiyouhuluancaozuoyanshenmexi？”
diannaoheiping，wojingyadekanzheguanqingyan：
“nizaishuoshenme？wozuotianwanshanggenbenbuzaigongsi！”
“he，nixianshilaidaoayaodiannaopang，suihouyouqulejiankongshi，wangle？”
“什么？！”
同事们大惊失色。
guanqingyanmilemiyan：“niyiweiwokanbuchulai，nisuoweidehuifushuju，genbenjiushihuluancaozuoyitong，ranhourangbierenyiweiayaozuotiangenbenmeiyouxiedaima？”
“我的天哪……”
youtongshidaochouyikouliangqi：
“wokantagangcaiyiduncaozuomengruhu，haizhenyiweitazaihuifushuju……”
“zenmekeneng，guanzongshiwomenzheixierenlizuidongde，womenkanbuchulai，takendingkandechulai。”
“zheimeshuowomenchadianyourangzheigechounanrenpianle！”
woyaozheyakanzhewoguanqingyan：
“niweishenmeyaoyicicihewozuodui？”
guanqingyanchuimoukanzhewo：“bushiwohenizuodui，ayue，shinizizuonie，bukehuo。”
wohuxiyizhi：“woyoushenmenie？”
takanlekanchenyao，youkanlekanwo。
yanzhongshanguoxiexufuzaqingsu：
“nibirenherendouqingchu，nicengjingduitazuoleshenme。”
说着拿出手机：
“wobenlaibuxiangfani，danshixianzaikanlai……
“niyaochidianku，cainengzoushangzhenglu。”
“关清妍！”
woxiangyaoshangqian，quebeicengjingdexiashuyibaanzailedishang。
woqinyankanzheguanqingyanbotonglebaojingdianhua：
“dui，meicuo，wosiyuangongguyihuihuaixiangmushuju，duiwosizaochengjudasunshi……”
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beidaizouqianyike，guanqingyanturanzhuazhulewodaizheshoukaodeshou：
“haohaode，dengnibeishifang，woqinzilaijieni。”
我眼眶酸涩：
“zhishiyinweiwojitadeshixibaogaodalegebuhegema？”
她一愣。
chenmopianke，lenglengkanxiangwo：
“zhendexuyaowotixingnima？”
我茫然的看着她。
“nibuguoshisishengzi，ayaozuoweizhenshaoye，queyaobeinihenidefuqinjidiaoshengcunkongjian，shenzhihaihaisiletadefuqin，lianxingshidouyaobeinimenqiangxinggenggai！
“zheixie，nizhendebujidele？”
我呼吸一滞：
“guanqingyan，nizaishuoshenme？wocaishizhenshaoye！wocaishibeisishengzijizhandiaoshengcunkongjian，beimamadewaiyuduixiangbichujiamen，lianwolianshangzheidaobadoushi……wuwu！”
我的嘴被捂住。
chenyaoyouxiejinzhangdelazhuguanqingyan。
tazhuantoukanlekanshenbiandenanren，yixiao：
“fangxin，womeiyoutingtahushuo。”
suihoukanxiangbeiwuzhezuidewo：
“ayue，woxiwangdunyicijianyu，nengrangnibuzaineimeedu。”
眼泪打在地面上。
我被强行带上了车。
zuihouyike，wokandaoguanqingyansihuxiangwozouleyibu。
danshichenyaojiaoletayisheng。
tadejiaobushunjiandunzhu，zhuantou，zaiyemeiyouhuitoukanwoyiyan。
wohunhuneededuguoleliangtian。
zuihou，jingguanqinzilaidaowodeshenxunshi：
“buhaoyisilinzong，duoyoumaofan。”
“meiguanxi，nimenzhizesuozai。”
menbeidakai，wokanzhejiuweideyangguang。
hegongjingdedengzailaosilaisipangdeshouxia。
“guanjiadechouwen，dounadaole？”
我问。
“检查无误。”
他们冲我鞠躬。
woshangleche，kaozaiyibeishang，bishangyan：
“发布。”