第1章

眼前弹幕飘过——

【meimobaobao,yaobunizaizixikankanmianqianderenshisheini?】

【xiaosilehahaha,nanzhuhaiyiweiqiyuebangdingjiuzhinengyiduiyi,meixiangdaozijihaiyougexuemaitongyuandeshuangbaotaididiba!】

【heiheihei,xiongdigaifan!yihouzaiyebuyongdanxinaiele,siyatouchidezhenhao!】

我还没反应过来。

huranmenwaichuanlainanrenzhandoudenuhou:「jiangwang***jiwogunchulai!」

woshijiangnianconglubianjianhuilaidexiaomeimo。

yinweiwoqifulexutianzheishi,tazhengzhengbangeyuemeiyouweiwole。

wojueqiangdizhongshen:「womeiyouqifuta!wozhishirangtashaozaibanyejinidadianhua,buranwomeicidouchibubao……」

nanrenlengsousoutaimou:「nihaiyoulile?」

tasaoleyiyanshoujishangxutianyaohetahuaqingguanxidexinxi,yuqigengweibunai:「genlewozheimejiu,biedemeixuehui,yongqianxiururendebenshidaoshijianzhang。」

woshuo:「wocaimeiyouxiuruta。」

tashenshidemuguangjiweibingleng,woqueyiranguzhidiweizijibianbo:「tajuedeqianjuyouxiuruxingshitadewenti,wojiujuedeqianshishijieshangzuihaodedongxi。」

erqie,mingmingjiushitadecuo。

benlaijinshideshijianjiuzhiyoumeizhouriwanyici。

zheiduiyigesssjimeimolaishuogenbenbugou。

zhongtuhailaoshibeitadelaidiandaduan。

dianhuajietong,tabushizaicanguanbeixiaohunhunqifu,jiushihezuilejiuyaorenlaijie。

jiangnianshuozoujiuzou,haidewomeicidouzhinengchigebanbao。

yushiwozhinengsixiaquzhaotaṭű₇,jitadiledianqian,wentaxiacidadianhuanengbunenghuangeshijian。

jieguotaxiangshishoudaoletiandadewuru,yaozheyajiang***caizaijiaoxia,yiziyidundihewoqiangdiao:「ye**,nidakefangxin,woduininanpengyoujueduimeiyoubandianyisi,wogenbenkanbushangtazheizhonggaogaozaishangdeyouqianren,zainihetarenshizhiqian,wojiujujueletabuxiashicidezhuiqiu。」

「shitashuoguoyihouzuopengyoude,womeixiangdaonihuizheimejieyi。」

tayankuanghongtou,lengxiaodao:

「zhenshi,gaodexiangshiwozuoleshenmejianbuderendeshiyiyang。mafannizhuangaota,woyihouzaiyebuhuiquzhaotabangmangle,miandeluogexiaosandexianyi。」

taduanzheqinggaolengao,touyebuhuidizhuanshenlikai。

tingzhierbuqudejibei,queshiyoujiqinanrenzhengfuyudeziben。

wozixizhuomoleyibiantadehua,dechuletabuhuizailaidaraowojinshidejielun。

danshihaimeilaidejikaixin,shiqingjiuchuandaolejiangniandeerduoli。

xianglailengjingyouyadenanrendiyiciduiwodonglenu。

tarenweijiushiwoqifulexutian,erqiehaisibuchengren。

「tazheimeaoderen,nengkaikouqiuzhuyijingshiburongyi,nidaohao,zhijiehuiletazuihouyidiantimian。」

wohongzheyankuangjueqiangzhongfu:「……keshiyoubushiwodecuo。」

woxianglaiguaishun,weiduzaizheiyijianshishangbukenditou。

jifanlaihuihou,nanrendenaixinchedigaoqing。

「kanlaibujinidianjiaoxun,nishizhenbumingbaizijideweizhi。」

tachesonglingdai,bunaifandiqishen:「jiaoqubieshukongzheyeshikongzhe,zhenghaorangniquneierhaohaofansheng。」

「zaibuxueguaijiuyizhiezhe,niyiweililewohaiyousheinengweini?」

duishangtaheimoulidejinggao,wonulirenzheburangyanleidiaoxialai:「buweijiubuwei,wocaibuyaoniwei!」

wokeshisssjimeimo,yaoshenmenanrenmeiyou!

talengchilesheng,buzhikefou。

meirenbitagengqingchu,qiyuebangdingyiweizheshenme。