第1章

“suoyiniyebushigongdouxitong,yebushiqingchuanxitong,gengbushikuaichuanxitong,ershibaganzidabudaodexunbaotongzi?”

xiyaodeshengyindouyaopichale,kanzhemianqiandemianhuabandebaituanzi,manmuwunai。

baituantongziweiqule,“niyebushigongdoubude,gengbushiqingchuanbudea,nishibailanbude!”

haohaodebailanbudelaiqingchuanbuganshama!

xiyaobenlaixiaozhangqiyandunshimeile,shuangshoutuosai,“yiqiandoubuxiangyaojinbailanbu,zuijinjinianyigegedouwangbailanbupao,woxianzaihaojiudoumeijiedaoyigerenwu,erqingchuanbudoumeirenle,jiashangqingchuanbubuzhangdeqingqiu,wonengzaban?”

“renzaiwuyanxiabudebuditou,huashuo,niyigexunbaotongzi,buquxiuzhenbu,nilaiqingchuanbugansha?”xiyaokanzhebaituantongzi,“jieguozanliangqingchuancainiaochengleyizudadang,niyiqianmeisuzhu?”

“nibuyemeiqitatongzima?”baituantongzibuganshiruohuiduidao。

xiyaoshuangshouyitan,“woconglaibuxuyaotongzi,wozaibailanbu,yaotongzigansha?”

baituantongzitiaodaoxiyaomianqian,“wodoushiyicixingsuzhu,tamenlaoshizhengdou,bujiantuzibusaying,bentongbuxiangtailei,doumeiyouqiandingzhongshengtonghunqiyue,zheici……jiubeizhuxitongzhuazhurengdaoqingchuanbule,”xiaonaodaijusangdedixiatou,“zhuxitongshuoyinweiwoshimeirenyaodetongzi!”

henghengheng!neishitabuyaosuzhu!zhuxitongbenmodaozhi!

xiyaokanzhemianqiandebaituantongzi,“yaobuyaohewoqiandingzhongshengtonghunqiyue,woshixiangshuozanshiwoyehuibuqubailanbu,niyeshimeisuzhudetongzi,shuobudingwoliangqiyuehou,yihouzuodehaole,hainengquqitaqingsongdebumen。”

baituantongzichouleyiyanxiyao,jiangzijimianbandakai,zhilezhiyueneiyilan,“wo……wohaiyouqiankuan。”suihoulianhongle,xiaoduanshouwuzhulian,tayeshilaotongzile,danshijifentaishaole,doubugourichanghuafeide,suoyiyouqiankuanle。

zaixitongjiepaixingtaidi,zheiciyejiurengguolaile!

xiyaodengdayanjing,zixichoulechoubaituantongzidebianhao0-033,“nikeshi……nikeshizuichudetongzizhiyia,nijingranqiankuan?”

baituantongzidiandiannaodai,henshijusang,“renjiadouyonglaitishengxingnenglema,erqiezengjialehenduogongneng,”shuozheihuadeshihoudaizheyisideyi,“lungongnengheshili,benxitongkeshishuyishuerde。”

“danshiniqiankuan,”xiyaochukou,baituantongzidunshidixiatou,nahubukaitinahu!

好讨厌的宿主!

“wonenglibuqiang,xihuanbailan,bijiaolan,dangaiwanchengderenwudouwancheng,jifencunkuanyou,danshiqitabaowudehua,woshiyuedengyuling,”xiyaojiangzijiqingkuangshuolexia,“yaoqiandingqiyuema?”

baituantongzixianglexiang,taxihuanbailanqierenzhenwanchengrenwudesuzhu,yangqinaodaitiaodaoxiyaoxigaishang,simuxiangdui,“ninengjiwohaiqiankuanma?wodeqiankuankuaidaoqile,wo……wokeyijiniwodekongjianneidebaowu,limiandongxinisuiyina。”

“womenqiandingqiyuehoujiushiyiti,jifenziranshihezaiyikuai,nidejiushiwode,wodeziranshinide,zhishiwobuxiangnidongyongjifenhuojierenwushihoubuyuwoshangliang,”xiyaoxianglexiang,yansudeshuodao。

baituantongzidiantou,“meiwenti,neinidongyongkongjianneidongxishihou,yeyaogenwoshangliang。”

xiyaohebaituantongzidachengyizhi,qiandinglezhongshengtonghunqiyue,yihoujiushibiciweiyidesuzhuhetongzi,qiandingwanbizhihou,yirenyitongxiangshiyiyan,tongshitanqi。

baituantongzichoulechouzijirenwumianbanshangderenwu,“womenjierenwuma?qingchuanburenwuhenduo,henduodaqingpingxingweimianhenduorenyuannianjiju,qingchuanbusuzhuhexitongtaishaole。”

“jieba,nijiedeshihoubuyaokanjifenduoshao,yaokanrenwuneirong,buyaoweiwangweihoude,yebuyaoshenmezhuanzhengbuzhuanzhengde,renwuyuejiandanyuehao,jifenshaomeiguanxi,womenjishaochengduo,”xiyaodingzhudao。

qingchuanbujierenwushisuzhudexitongjierenwu,suoyidiyishijiankandaorenwuneirongdeshibaituantongzi,xiyaocaiteyidingzhu。

“yaoyaonitaihaole,woyeshizheimexiangde,wozheijiuquzhao。”

baituantongzibuduanshuazherenwu,zijiayaoyaohezijixiangfayiyangde,suoyitakeyijinqingdequxunzhaorenwule,shua!shua!shua!

“yaoyao,zhaodaole!”baituantongzijielerenwuhou,zhanshizaiyirenyitongyanqian:

renwuzhuren:kangxishiqiguirenneilashi

renwuxiangqing:huzhusuoshengdewanfuheyinzan,baohuzhichengqinshengzi,wanchenghoukehuodeliangbaisishijifen;ruonengqinzifuyang,wanchenghoukeewaihuodeliushijifen。

renwushangcheng:(dancirenwuzhongkekaiqidewupin)

danyaolei(shengzidan、shengnvdan、qixuedan、xiaohaidan、zhixuedan、jiedudan、tuishaodan);muyinglei(fangfusheqizhuang、yunfuhufupin。yunfuxihutaozhuang、mamichanhouhuifuyongpin、xinaiqi、fangyirudian、yingerxihutaozhuang、yingerqinjutaozhuang、yingerfushitaozhuang、yingerjiajumoxingshouce、yingerfushizhidaoshouce);shipinlei(gushupin、shuguopin、roudanpin、penghuapin、diaoweipin);jiajuyongpinleijieyulishizhongbixingjihaifengfu,buyuyitigong,qitateshuyongpinruoyouxuqiuketijiaoshenqing。

“yaoyao,shangchengzhongneixiedongxiwodouyou,bineixiehaiquan,”baituantongzideyideshuodao,“wojifensuiranmeiyou,danshidongxihenduo,douzaikongjianneini!”

“muyingleidouyou?”xiyaodaoshibujingyadanyaolei,baituannengyongyou,shipinleiyebujingya,danshizheigexiaojiahuojingranlianmuyingleidoushoujia!

baituantongzideyidetiaodaoxiyaomianqian,tazhongyukeyitingzhiyaobanle,“wohenlihaiba?wobishangchenghaiquane,yiqianquleneigeweimian,chulebangzhusuzhuzuorenwu,wohaizijiquxunbao,bingqiezaiyixiexiandaiweimian,wozijidouquchaogua,maicaipiaola,fanzhengzhuanhenduoqian,ranhougezhongmaidongxicunchu,woyebuguanyoumeiyouyong,fanzhengnajinqianduiwomeiyong,youbunenghuanchengjifen。”

suoyitajiumaimaimai,fengkuangdemai,“wokongjiankaozhejifenkuodahenduobei,zuihouwojielejifenzhijienongchengwuxiankongjian,wokeshidiyigeyongyouwuxiankongjiandetongzi。”

suihoujusangdesonglaxianaodai,“woyeshidiyigeqiankuandechushitongzi。”

xiyaojiangxiaojiahuobaozaihuaili,poweihaoxiao,“zheixiedongxikeyiduihuanjifena,nizenmebuhuan?”