shujiajieshuhou,woheanyayiqiquledaxuebaodao。
womentongxiao,danyouyuershifendechaju,wodudeshifenshuxianzuigaodejinrongzhuanye,anyazebeifenpeiquleyigebianyuanxueke。
dantayebuzaihu,zhiyaonenglaibeijing,jiandaotadexinshangrenjiuxing。
baodaodangtian,yishenkuansongdexihafushi、yitoutiaoranhuangmaodezhaoxinqizhetadeershoujichedengzaiwomenxuexiaomenkou,yinlaiwushurencemu。
anyakandaohenduonvshengdouzaikantadenanyou,rendingtamenzaitaoluntadeshuaiqi,yushiyufayilianxingfudipaoleshangqu,jinjinhezhaoxinyongbao。
jiuzheiyang,kaixueqianyizhou,anyajiupobujidaidizhuiruletianmiderelian,lianxinshengjiangzuodoumeicanjia,mangdegenbenbuhuisushe。
我也不怎么回宿舍。
yuanyinhenjiandan,wojizijizhaolehenduofen**。
linzouqian,bamabumanwodelengxue,shuotamenzhihuijianyadaqian,woruguozhiyiyaodudaxue,neimexuefeishenghuofeijiudouzijifuze。
suoyianyazaigaoqiangdulianaideshihou,wozaigaoqiangdudigaoqian。
zhongyu,zaizhangdabangeduoyuemeiyoupengmianhou,anyazhongyuzaixuexiaoshitanghewoyujianle。
bishiwozhengzhuanzhudizaicanshitaixipanzi,turanyigerenyingchongdaolewopangbian。
「anning,nizaiganshenme?!」
wozhuanguotou,kanjiananyanuqichongchongdelian。
wotiaomei:「dagonga,zenme,meijianguo?」
anyaburongzhiyidao:「kuaitingxia。」
wobuzhidaotafadeshenmeshenjing,suoxingbuzailita,jixumaitouxipanzi。
anyajianwobushuohua,gengshengqile。tazhouqimei,shenqingjidubuman:「worangnitingxia!nizaizheilixipanzi,bawodeliandoudiuguangle!」
womomingqimiao:「guannishenmeshi?」
anyajianshengdao:「zenmebuguanwoshi?tongxuedouzhidaozanliangshijiemei!nizaizheilixizangpanzi,liandaizhewoyehuibeiqiaobuqide!」
「e。」wodiandiantou,miaoleyananyashenhoubuyuanchu,zhengqiaozheerlangtuizuozaizhuobiantoumiaoluguonvshengdezhaoxin,「neinizaizheilidaizangnanrenchifan,yebawodeliandoudiuguangle。」
anyaqidelianseqingyizhenhongyizhen,fanyemeichi,lazhezhaoxinzhijieshuaitouzoule。
wosongsongjian,jixuxiwodepanzi。
wosuanguole,zaizheijifen**dezhichengxia,wozijicouchuzheiliangniandexuefeiheshenghuofeishimeiwentide。
dengdaoledasan,xuexiaoyunxuchuqushixile,wojiuyoushixigongzikeyinale。
完美!
anyawanquanmeiyouwozheizhongguihuanengli,tacongxiaobeijialichongda,meibeikuidaiguo,lailebeijingzhihouhuaqianyirandashoudajiao。
shangyishitayouwojitadadeqian,shenghuofeiyizhishigouyongde。
danzheicimeilewozheigedayuanzhong,caidaoyuezhong,anyajiufaxianzijideqianhuawanle。
tadalegedianhuajijiali,danbamaweinandibiaoshijialiyemeiqian。
yushicongzhuanyekexiakedeshihou,wobeianyaduzailejiaoshiwai。
tamanlianduixiao:「jie,woqianhuawanle,nizhiyuanwodianbei。」
wozhuantouxiangzou:「meiqian。」
tayibazhuazhuwo,bugaoxingle:「nipianwozuoshenme?wodouchaguole,nidalesanfengong,baochoujiaqilaiyigongdajiqian,zenmekenengmeiqian?」
「woxianzailianchifandeqiandoumeile,nidoubukenjiejiwo。zanliangshiqinjiemei,wodaodinalirenile,niyaoyanzhengzhengdikanzhewoesi?」
cishiganghaoshidakejian,lailaiwangwangdeshishenghenduo,anyashengyinhenda,yishijiansuoyourendemuguangdoutanjiudichaozheibiankanguolai。
woshenxiyikouqi,shuaikaitadeshou。
「anya,wodeqianshiyonglaijiaoxuefeide,niyaoshiqueqianjiuzijiquzhuan,wobukenengjini。」
shuowan,wozhuanshenjiuzou,renpinganyazenmezaihoumianjiaowo,wodoumeiyouhuitou。
xiawuwoyouxuanxiuke,jieshulezhihou,wohuidaosushe,zhunbeikengeyumijiuquzuo**。
raner,yidaozijideshuzhuoqian,wojiulengzhule。
我的位置被人翻过。
「e,nimeimeiganglaiguo。」
mianduiwodexunwen,shiyoumanbujingxindao。
wozhenjingle:「nimenjitakailemen,haiyunxutazaiwoweizhishangluanfan?」
室友睁大了眼睛。
「那不是你亲妹吗?
「tashuonineibianxuyaojiaofei,rangtahuisushebangninaqian。」
cishicike,wowubiqingxingwomeiyouzaisusheliliurenheguizhongwupin。
danjuzili,haishiyouwoyonglaiyingjidesanbaikuaiqianbujianle。
fanfugaosushiyouzaiyebierangwomeimeijinlaihou,wochuqujianyadalegedianhua。
tameijie,danwufenzhonghou,tafaletiaopengyouquan。
peitushizaidianyingyuande***。
【dianyinglideaiqingburuzhenshideniwolangman。】
wojuewangdiguandiaoshouji,xinlihenqingchuzheigeqianyaobuhuilaile。
anyanashangqianjiugenzhaoxinyuehuiqule,cikekongpayijinghuaguangle。
shangwankedeshihou,worengranzairoutong。
anyakangedianyingchigexiawuchadeqian,shiwobuzhidaoyaoxiduoshaogepanzizhuanlaide。
suiranxinzaidixue,danwoshoushanghaishizaishuashuashuadijiketangbiji。
xuexidejihuilaizhibuyi,wohenzhenxi。
taishang,laoshikankanertan:「chumaidanweishijianlaihuanqubaochou,qishishiyizhongxiaolvjiaodidemoshi。」
「xuanzedayunuli,womenyaoxuehuifaxianshangji……」
woshouzhongdebiturandiaolexiaqu。
说得没错。
我真傻,真的。
wojuranxianruleguanxingsiwei,haishixiangshangyishineiyangkaodagonglaihuanqubaochou。
zhengquedezuofa,shiconganyahezhaoxinshenshangzhabidaqian!