suotadekazhishixiangbitahuibieshu，nalixiangdaopingshirourouruoruo，shenzhidoubuhuidashenggentashuohuadexiaonvrennengzuochuzheizhongshilai。
kezhenshishibieyiri，lingtaguamuxiangkan。
yigeyi，takezhenganyao！
huotingshenzhanqilai，shoulikouzhexizhuangwaitaozuixiamiandekouzichumen，jiangzhulimangchongdaoqianmianquandianti。
chezikaidaoyinxingmenkou，xuzhiyangzhengheluxiuyuanconglimianchulai，liangrenyinmeiqudaoqianyiqimamalielie。
yankanzheliangrenjiuyaoshangche，huotingshendakaichemenjianbuzouguoqu。
“xiangjinbianlehaishixiangzuanle，ganyaowoyiyi？”
xuzhiyangbeitaqiangdadeqichangbizheyibubuhoutuizhidaohoubeididaochemenshang。
tataiqitadexiabashenshizhezheigedandabaotiandenvren。
taqingkelejixia，“wu，teng......”
huotingshenmouzichenlechen，kanzheneizhanghaimeitashoudadecanbaixiaolian，ganjueshaobuzhuyijiunengjitaxiaobozinieduanle，taxinyiruansongleshou。
xuzhiyanghuanlehuan，rouzhexiabayutaduizhi，
“haibushiyinweinisuowoka？”
“wosuoniyuejiwankuaideka，nijiuzhuantouyaowoyigeyi？”
“neinidaoshishuoshuosuowokazuoshenme？neilimianmeiyifenqiandoushiwoziyizhuanlaide，niyoushenmezige？”
huotingshenmengleyishun，jiehunsannian，tahaishidiyicijiantarucixiaozhangdegentajianghua，pingshiguaidexiangzhituzi。
“nizhuanshenmeqianle，yiniansanbailiushiwutian，yousanbaitianzaikanzhubaozhan。”
tadeyanwaizhiyi，meiyouwonizaojiuesile。
yipangdeluxiuyuantingbuxiaqule，“nishuoshenmepihuani，womenjiayangyangshi......”
“michong，dui，wojiushiyizhimichong。”
xuzhiyangdaduanluxiuyuandehua，yandixumanlebeishang。
tashiguojizhimingdezhubaoshejishi，zhiyiyimingfabiaozuopin。zhishitabuzhidao。
tameiyoukeyiyinmanguo，youshihouyezaijialishejiyixiezuopin，zhishitaduitadeshicongbuguanxin，gengbuhuikantahuadedongxi，zaitayanli，neizhibuguoshitaxinxuelaichaodetuyabale。
jiehunsannian，tabaziyidezhongxinfanghuijiating，huanlaidezhiyoutadexianqi。zaitayanli，tachulehuatadeqianzhiwaiyiwushichu。
daoxianzai，xuzhiyangcaifaxianziyizhiqianyouduomeziyiweishi。
yizhendianhualingdapozheisiyiyangdefenwei。
是爷爷打来的。
“yangyang，jintianheashenyiqihuilaichifan。xinxilankongyunlaideaoxiagangdao，yeyejidenizuiaichizheige，wodoumeirangbierendong，quanbujiniliuzhe。”
“yeye，wo......”
xuzhiyangfaxianxiangyuanlitaduzijingjing，jingzheiyangnan，tameiyoubanfajujueyeye，neishibaziyidangqinsunnvyiyangtengaideren。
huotingshenduoguoshouji，“yeye，womenwanshanghuiqu。”
“zouba，hailengzheganma？”
gualedianhua，huotingshenbunaifandewen。
xuzhiyangyuandichulejimiao，beihuotingshenlazhegebosaijincheli。
tagangzuowen，huotingshendiuguolaiyigejingzhidexiaohezi。
xuzhiyangpengzhetayingsailaidedongxi，yihuodekanzheta。
“gongsixiajidudezhudakuan，kaiwanfabuhuijiuyao**xiaoshoule，nazhewanba。”
xuzhiyangdakaihezi，limiandedongxirangtachengmujieshe。
zheibuzhengshitashanggeyueshejidebaoshiguazhui？shougaowanchengbaifenzhibashijiuliqishizongle，tafanbianshufangdoumeizhaodao。
zenmeyaoshenyibianchenglehuoshixiagejiduzhudakuan？
“wonengwenyixia，zheigebaoshiguazhuideshejishishisheima？”
huotingshenduitadefanyingjiweimanyi，
“shizhenzhenshejide，tazuotianyijingqiandaohuoshiqixia，chengweihuoshizhubaodeshouxishejishi，zheikuanxianglianzhengshitahuiguohoudewangpaizuopin，dingnengyipaozouhong。”
kuawanqinzhenzhen，tayoubuwanglesuntajiju，“kankanba，henihuadeneixieguihuafuqubiehaishitingdade。”
huotingshentanqiqinzhenzhenshilianshangbujingyideguazhedeyideshenqing，dagailiantaziyidoubuzhidao，tahualihuawaidaizhexuanyao，xiangshigenbierenjieshaoshenmexishizhenbao。
xuzhiyangjuedetoupifama，taxianzainaozilizhiyouyigeshengyin，ziyidezuopinbeidaole。zhiyuneifenweiwanchengdeshougaozenmepaodaoqinzhenzhenshoulidelingtabaisibudeqijie。
huotingshenweirenaojiao，tabuxiequtoudao，gengkanbushangtahuadedongxi。
ertadeshougaoshifangzaijialishufangpingkongxiaoshide，mofeizhanglechibangfeidaoqinzhenzhenshouli？
xuzhiyangxiangdechushen，dagaishiyunleche，exinganpaishandaohaiyongshanglai，tayanzhekoubiganoulejixia。
baitasuoci，zhongwumeiqianchifan，weidoukuaiyaotuchulai，quetubuchuyidianzangdongxi。
huotingshendilaiyibaozhijinyihuodewen，“ni......zheigeyue？”
xuzhiyangbeitawendeshenxingyidun，zheigeyuedayimayoulaiguoma？
naozixiangshigouleqian，wanquanhuiyibuqishangcishengliqishishenmeshihou，zongzhishihenjiuyuandeshiqing。
haishinanshoudelihai，“yun，yun，che”
“呕——”
说完又是一阵干呕。
tanayunchedanghuangzitangsaileyiju，huotingshendaxiaoxinzhongdeyihuo，fenfujiangzheng，
“先靠边停一下。”
jiangzhengzhaolegelinshikeyitingchededifang，cheziganggangxihuo，xuzhiyanghaimeihuanguolai，huotingshendedianhuaxiangqilai。
“ashen，woxianzaihaonanshou，ninengbunengguolaiyixia？”
chelitaiguoanjing，jiaomeidenvshengzaisangerenerbianhuixuan，jixuzhiyangqianchuangbaikongdexinshangyouchaleyidao。
huotingshencemounileyiyanganggangtudehaowuxingxiangdenvren，zhuanguolianfenfujiangzheng，
“kaiche，quyulongwangongyu。”
ganggangtingxiadecheyouguaishangzhuchedao，diaotouwangyulongwankaiqu。
cheziqidong，xuzhiyangyoushiyizhenkuangou。
ruguomeijicuodehua，huotingshenzaiyulongwanyoutaogaojigongyu，shiliangrenjiehunshihuoyeyesongde，dengjizailiangrengongtongmingxia，konglesannianxianzaijingbeitayonglaijinwuzangjiaole。
想来也是搞笑。
chezikaiqilai，xuzhiyangtudegenglihai，tayanquanshirun，meitoujinsuo，bitouqinchuyicengximidehanzhu，yifuxiaokeliandemoyang。
huotingshennandejuededuitakuiqian，yizhishoushenguoqujitashunbei，
“xinkunirenyixia，zhenzhenyouxinzangbing，danwubude，yaoburannikaozhewo？”
xuzhiyangwangbianshangnuolenuoduokaita，zhenggerentiezhemen，shengfenyoushuli。
“wobaituoni，bawofangxia，woyunchele，xianzaihennanshou。”
huotingshenningzhemeikaoguolai，qiangshidebatalanjinhuaili，
“ninaoshenmepiqi？gengexinzangbingrenjijiaoshenme，neishifazuoqilaihenweixiandemaobing，bushitujixianeimejiandan。”
xuzhiyangyonglizhenglejixia，xiangbatatuikai，kexinannvliqixuanshu，taneijixiagenbenjiushipifuhandashu。
huotingshenkanzhehuailibulaoshideren，tiedaotaerbianwen，
“kaozhebushufu？haishixiangzuotuishang？”
xiaoshuo《zongcai，yinhunfurenbujianle》di3zhangshidujieshu。