第1章 我们离婚!

“喂,醒醒!”

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“陆寒御!”

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“顾……”

nanrendeyinlianghendi,guxiaoqiaomeitingqing,biancouguotou:“ng?nishuoshenme?”

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yiriyizao,guxiaoqiaochenzhenanrenmeishuixingzhiji,toutoulikai。

……

bageyuehou,lujiabieshu。

guxiaoqiaodingzhedaduchaoshufangzouqu,yilushangtadelianshangdoudaizheyimomanzudeweixiao。

takenengzhendeshixingyunde。

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guxiaoqiaoananfashi:tayidinghuinulirangtaxihuanta!

shufangnei,lulaoyezixiaodao:“qiaoqiaokuaishengleba?nizuijinbiezongwangwaipao,duopeipeita。”

luhanyumeiyanzhijianjinxianboliang,daizhenongnongdejifeng:“he……yeye,womenzhisuoyihuijiehun,shiyinweinidebipo,ertazhisuoyihuihuaiyun,shitachenwohezuiguyigouyinwo,zheizhongxinjishenchendenvrenyezhiyounicaikandeshang!”

lulaoyeziejianqingjinbaoqi,chizedao:“nijiwobizui!”

“yeye,wogennitanpaileba,wozaojiuyouxihuanderenle,feitabuke!woyaoheguxiaoqiaolihun。

lingwai,taduzilideniezhongbixudadiao!tabupeiyunyuwodezisi!”

lulaoyeziwensheng,beiqidexinjigengsai,“ni……zhenshiyaoqisiwoma!qiaoqiaoduiniyouduoshaohaonixinliyinggaihenqingchu!congjiehunyilaitashoulebushaoweiququeyishengbuhang,nihaiyaodadiaonimenliangdegurou!nizheigeniezi!”

“zaozaitagouyinwozhijijiuyinggaixiangdaozheigejieguo!”luhanyumanlianyanedao。

menwai,guxiaoqiaoliansecanbai,xinzangchoutong,jiuxiangshiyouchengqianshangwangenzhenzhayiban,tongbuyusheng。

tatongkudewuzhuzijidezui,burangzijifachusheng。

mannaozidoushineiliangjuhua。

他有喜欢的人了。

tayaodadiaotaduzilidehaizi。

‘kaca’yisheng,menbeidakai。

luhanyucongshufanglichulai,gaodaxiuzhangdeshenyingshunshilongzhaoerxia。

boliangdeyanshenlichongmanzhechaonong:“guxiaoqiao,nizhenhuizhuang,niyiweininengtongguoyanleihuodeyeyedehaogan,womenjiubuhuilihun?”

guxiaoqiaoniejinquantou,renyouzhijiaxianruzhangxin,tonghongdeyanyidongbudongdedingzhenanren,jinhumamudexiandongzuichun:“wobuzhidaoniyouxihuanderen,ruguowozhidao,wobuhuigennijiehun。”

xiayimiao,jiubeiluhanyuqiazhulebozi,lengmoeryouwuqingdeshengyinjiurutonganyelidemoguiyizibuloudechuanrutadeerzhong。

“xuweidenvren,yaobushinibajietaohaowoyeye,nijuedewohuibeipohenijiehun?”

yinweitengtong,guxiaoqiaodezhengzhangliandouzhouleqilai,nongmixianzhangdejiemaokongzhibuzhudedoudongzhe。

bozisuiranhentong,quebibuguoxinzangdeteng。

“zhuangkelianshiba?wojiumeijianguoxiangnizheimebuziaidenvren!”

“wo、meiyou……”yinweiqueyang,guxiaoqiaodeliansezhanghong,sangzijihuwufafasheng。

“niganggangdoutingdaole?woyijingjinianpaileyinchanyisheng,mingtianjiuquyiyuanbahaizinadiao!”

“bu、bukeyi……”guxiaoqiaotongkongkuaisushousuo,tayongliyaotou,bingzhengzha。

luhanyulengxiaoyisheng,xianqidesongkaishou,manlianyanedao:“lihunxieyishuzainifangjianli,haoziweizhiba!”

guxiaoqiaodedaochuanxihou,gubudedakouxiyang,taopaosidechaoloutifangxiangzouqu。

laidaoloutichushi,yidaoqingliangderenyinghuranchuxianzaiyanqian。

shitatongfuyimudemeimei。

guxiaoqiaozhoumeidao:“nizenmezaizhei?”

guxinyimanlianxiaorong,lianshangshanshuozhejiaoxiuzhise:“jiejie,woguolaizhaoyugegeni。”

shuozhe,guyishenshoutuozhehetachabuduodadeyundu,“jiejie,zhenqiao,womendouhuaiyunle,haizidediedihaishitongyigeren。”

guxiaoqiaozhenggerendoujingdaile,shenxingyouxiebuwen:“ni……nijiushihanyuxihuandenvren?”

suijinannanziyu:“zenmekeneng……zenmehuishini?”

luhanyuxihuansheibuhao,weishenmepianpianxihuantatongfuyimudemeimei!neigedisanzhedenver!

“jiejie,woheyugegezaojiuxiangaile!nizhidaonixinhunzhiyeweishenmehuidushoukongfangma?yinweiyugegepeizaiwodeshenbian,yejiushineiyiwan,wohuaiyunle。

yuanbenwomenhuihenxingfu……shinichazulewomenzhijiandeaiqing!

你就是小三!”

guxinyishuodaozhei,lianseturanbiandeyinhenqilai。

chenzheguxiaoqiaoxinbuzaiyanzhiji,tayonglituileyibaguxiaoqiao。

guxiaoqiaodeshentijiuxiangshiduanlexiandefengzhengbanzaixialelouti,shenti、naodaipengzhuanghoutongdezuanxin。

tanulihuzhuxiaofu,kehaishiganjuedaodagudagudexianxuecongshenxialiutangerchu。

erbianchuanlaiguxinyidedahansheng:“yugege,buhaole!jiejieshuaixialoutile!”

“duibuqi,doushiwodecuo,womeilazhujiejie……”

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guxiaoqiaoyonglihuhanchulai:“jiu……jiuhaizi……”

qiliaoluhanyulengyanpangguandao:“tabenjiubugaicunzai。”

“qiuqiuni……wotongyilihun……womenlihun!nijiujiu、jiujiutamen!tamenhaixiao,tamenshihuoshengshengdeshengming,yeshinideguroua……”guxiaoqiaozaoyileiyanmohu,beiweiqiqiuzhenanren。

ranerluhanyurengjiushiyifuhenxinjueqingdetaidu。

“哈哈哈哈……”

guxiaoqiaoxiesidilidezichaozhe。

danfangmiandeaiqingjiuzheimedijianme?

benyiweizhiyaotahaohaofuchu,jiuhuizhengqurangtaxihuanshangziji。

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ranerzheixiedoushitadezizuoduoqingyixiangqingyuanbale!

taduitameiyoubanfenganqing,zhiyoulengmohewuqing。

顾小乔心如死灰。

shenshangzaoyimeiyoubandianliqi,tajuewangdebishangyanjing,renyouguntangdeleishuisiyiliutang。

haizi,mamaduibuqinimen。

lulaoyezitingjiandongjinghou,zhuichumenyikan,dangjichaozheluhanyunumayisheng:“chusheng!”

suijijiaojideyangshenghoudao:“kuaijiaojiuhuche!kuaidian!”

guxiaoqiaojinglilenanchan,hunhunshuiqu,xinglaihoumeikanjianhaizideshenying,zhiyouyishengzaiyipang。

yishengshuodao:“gunvshi,nishengdeshishuangbaotai,haiziyinweiqueyangdoumeibaozhu,qingnijieai……”

“bu……bukeneng……zenmehui……”

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