第4章 惊!老侯爷中风嘴歪眼斜

mengwantangzheihuayichu,lishijinjinwozhutadeshoudingzhuzhe。“tangerdongxizhaohuilaiganjinhuilai,yanhuishangneixiedoushixiechailang,niyigeguniangjiadoubuguotamen,niangpanihuichikui。”

mengwantangxinlinuannuande,qianshitashigeguer,beiyixueshijiadechuanrenjianhuiqushouyang,xueleyishennengnadechushoudeyishu,shangledaxuehoukaorujunxiaoconglejun。

tacongmeitihuiguomuai,lishideguanqiejiaotayousuodongrong。“niangbiedanxin,woyoufencun。”

lishizouhou,xuanwangdelunyihuanhuancongtashenpangshiguo,kanyemeikantayiyan。daoshitadeanweiyingqihenhenbailetayiyan,xiaoshengdiguleju。“haogoubudangdao。”

mengwantangconglaijiubushihuirenqitunshengderen,sheideruxianbushiruxian,youchoudangchangbao,dangjijiuhuimaleju。“haolvbuluanjiao。”

yingqichilegebie,haixiangzhangkoumaren,jiutingzhuzibinglengdichendesangyinchuanlai。“shaohewuguanjinyaoderenfeihua。shizaixiandehuang,wangfudemajiuguinidasao。”

yingqixianglexiangmajiuneiguzichongbidechouweilianmangbijinlezuiba。

mengwantangzehaichenjinzaixuanwangcixingdichendesangyinzhong,tacongmeixiangguoyigenanzideshengyinnengzheimexingganhaoting。

zhupuliangmeizouduoyuan,yingqibufendeshengyinzaierbianxiangqi。“fangjianchuanyanzheichoubaguaikeqin,sheigentazhanbiansheidaomei。haizhenshizheiyang,wangyezheituibuyeshiyintacande。zheichoubaguaishizaihuiqi,wangyejiandaoyihouyaoliyuandian。”

chulingxuantingdefanlelenglengyiyanshensaoguoqu,yingqiganjinbizui。

xuanwangdedaochangdaoshijiaorenyiwai,zhongrenmuguangqishuashualuodaotashenshang。

xiritianqiguodezhanshenwangyeshuangtuicanji,xiabanshengdouzhinengzailunyishangduguo,nanmianbuhuijiaorenxixu。

taizifangzaishenxiadeshoujinwochengquan,wulunheshizhiyaotazheigehuangshuyichuxian,qingeryijujiuxiyinsuoyourenmuguang,jiangtadefengtoudouyalexiaqu。

zhanshenyouruhe?haibuchenglegecanfei,nashenmehetabi?

yingqikanxiangmengwanqingyanlishanzheguang,zheikeshinengjitajiazhuzijieduderen。“tingwenhoufuerxiaojieshanyuyonggushujiedu,buzhikeyoufazijiewomenwangyededu?”

cihuayichu,changshangzhongrendoubamuguangfangzaimengwanqingshenshang,tatingletingxiongfu,deyidegouqizuijiao,henxiangshoubeirenzhumu,banshangzheicaizhuangzuomianweiqinandekaikoupaitounadeshizu。“wobuganbaozhengyidingnengjiexuanwangdedu,queshiyuanyijinliyishi。”

zuoriyeshitapairenquxuanwangfusongdexin,shuonengjiexuanwangdedu,bangtazhitui。yehaozaizheiqijiantongxuanwangpeiyangganqing。

mengwanqingzhongyiderenyizhidoushixuanwang,taizitongqixiangbi,zhongjiushichaledianyisi。

yezhiyouxuanwangzheizhongdingtianlididenanerlangcaipeideshangta。

taiziwenyanbukesiyidekanzhemengwanqing,yanzhongdebumanyilechulai。

chulingxuanyecengshichizhashachang,lingdijunwenfengsangdandezhanshen,buxiangxiabanshengdouzuozhelunyi,zhiyaonengyouyisizhongxinzhanqilaidejihuitadoubuxiangfangqidangjidayingxialai。“mengerxiaojiedakeyishi,jibianjiebulebenwangdedu,yebuhuizefayuni。”

mengwanqingdedaoxuanwangyingyun,manliandejiaoao。

ruoshitanengjiangxuanwangdedujiele,jiaoqizhongxinzhanqilai,xuanwangzhibudingyaoruheganjita?

tadegushuyegengnengmingyangjingcheng!

laohouyehehouyeyuekanmengwanqingyueshimanyi,yifuyuyourongyandemoyang。

mengwantangpianpianjiubuxiangtamenruyuan,jibuzoudaozhongyangdeweizhizhanhao,yikaikoudiqishizu。“manzhe,gushuqueshinengjiedu,quexudezaishentizhongzhonggu,duishentizaochengbukewanhuideshanghai。cifakeyishuoshishangdiyiqianzisunbabai。xuanwangyuqijiaowoshumeiyonggushujiedu,daoburuwolaibangniyanzhichujieyaolaijiedu,peihezhenjiuzhitui,baozhengnengjiaoxuanwangzhongxinzhanqilai,shenglonghuohu,huifuwangrishencai,haibuhuishangshen。xuanwangzhideyongyou。”

tazheihuayichumanzuojiejing,xishangyouguanyuanmeirenzhuxiaochushenglai,yiweierduochumaobingle,tingdaoshenmehaoxiaodexiaohua。

laohouyegengjuedediulianxinzhongnuhuofantenghechichusheng。“dayanbucan,nizaihoufuzhangda,fulishangxiawuyirentingguonihuiyishu,jingwangxiangyaozhixuanwangdetui,huanshixinfenglebucheng?”

taizikanshaziyibankanta,mengwanqinglianshangdexiaorongqueshiningguzailianshang。gushujieduzheishiduishentiyoujidashanghai,taheniangcongweitongpangrentiji。

mengwantangzheigechoubaguaishiruhedezhide?

yingqigengshiquantoudouyingle,choubaguaiyaobushigenvde,tazaojiushangshouzoutale。“mengdaxiaojiehaixianhaidewojiawangyebugoucan,youxiangchuxinhuayanglaicuicanwojiawangye。weimianyetaiguoedu。”

chulingxuanlengruidehanmouluodaomengwantangshenshang,xinzhongyeshitongyingqiyigexiangfa。

mengwantangtanlekouqi,tazhidaowulunjieshishenmexuanwangyebuhuixiangxin。daoburudengyigeqiji,jiaochangshangzhongrendouduitagaiguan。

yuanshujuqingzhongyuanzhuzaitaizideshouyixia,yuexuanwangdaomingyueshanzhuangxiangjian,shangyituihunzhishi。xuanwangbenlaiyeshiyouxinshangrende,yagenyemeidasuanquyuanzhu。doushihuangshangcuodianyuanyangpubaliangrendiandaoyikuaiqu。

xuanwangyeyouyituihun,bingweiduoxiang,zhishenfuyue,buchengxiangyudaomaifu,yuanbentashinengtaotuode,weihuzheyuanzhu,bangtadangleyidujian,zheicaizhongleqidu,canleshuangtui。

jiuzaichangshangdouzaibiandichaofengmengwantangshi,laohouyeturanzuiwaiyanxie,bangeshenzidoufama,duanjiubeideshouzhibuzhudezhandou,jiubeiluodiqingcuidexiangsheng,jiaozhongrenyigejiling,dunshixuannaodeyanxiyaquewusheng。

zhongrendeshixiandouchaozhelaohouyekanqu,mengwanqingrenbuzhujinghuchusheng。“a!zufudezuibazenmewaile?mingmingzhiqianhaishihaode。”

laohouyebenrengengshixinzhongjiaoji,zuilidunangzheshenme,zhongrenyetingbuqingchu。

houyejiantadiezheiyangyeshijidebuxing,houfuyijingnaochuxiaohualai,tadieyaoshizaiyanxishangchulechou,houfumingrijiuhuichengweijingchengshangdexiaobing。

litaiyizaishouyanshang,zheishizhudongzhanchulailanhuo。“wokanlaohouyezheizhengzhuangpabushizhongfengle,wolaijilaohouyezhenzhi。”

litaiyishangqianjilaohouyebamaihouyilianweinandekaikou。“laohouyedezhongfenglaidetaiji,zheikebuhaozhi,haihuiyuelaiyueyanzhong,daozuihouhuibanshenbusui,shenzhitanhuanzaichuang,wojilaohouyexiegeyaofang,tazheizhongqingkuangyihoujiubunengliyaotangle。”

houyetingzheihuajideetouzhimaolenghan,tahaidekaozhetadiezaichaozhongshuoshanghua,jitapulu。“laofanlitaiyiduofeixinzhihaowodiedezhongfengzhizheng,wodietabunengtan。”