第1章

“xiaojie……xiaojie,nixingxing”yigejicucanglaodeshengyinzaierbianxiangqi。

laozheyibiankuqi,yibianyongshoufumozhezijilianpang。binglengcanglaodeshou,rangwoyouleyisizhijue,yizhenjuliedetoutongxilai,fangfonaodaikuaizhalieyiban。

“wobushizaizuorenwuma?zenmezaizheili?”huanmandezhengkaiyanjing,kandaoyizhangmoshengdelianyongdanxindeyanshenzaikanzheziji。

“xiaojienixingle?nizenmeyangya?nibuyaoxiangbukaiya,haohaodizenmeyao……”huashuodaoyiban,laozheshangxindekuleqilai。

“wtf!wozainali?woshishei?”kanzhezhouweijianloudefangjian,jianzhijiushixijieyikongdeganjue,pangbiandaodidemuyizi,fangliangshangxuanguadeyigenbailing。“wozheishizishaweisui?wozenmekenengzisha,zaizuomengbale?”turan,danaoyizhencitong,wushuhuamianzaiyanqianshanguo。

“wo……wonandaochuanyuele……?”

zhaisiyu,14sui,shengtianguochengxiangfudinv,muqinnanchanshengxiatajiuguoshile,jimuliushidangjiazuozhu,2suishiyuanzhuzaiyiciyiwaizhong,zuolianbeihui,youtuiguzhe,budanbuyizhi,faneryongxunzhaoliangyidejiekoubayuanzhusongquxiangxia,zheiyisongjiushi10jinian。quankaonainianglinmamayishoubatafuyangzhangda。

“xiaojie……nibuyaohaipa,laonujiusuanpinlezheitiaolaomingyebuhuirangnihuiqushouzui”linmamayibianmozheyanlei,yibianmanmandeshuozhe,yuqilidaizhexintenghewunai。

“nainiang……”houlongturanchuanlaiyizhencitong,shayadeshengyintingqilaijiuxiangjishisuidelaoren,“woxiangheshui……”zhaisiyumanmanqishen,linmamafuzhetazuoqilai,kaozaipangbiandeqiangshang,ranhouqishendaoleyiwancha,didaotazuibian。

shentidetengtongheyanqiandeyiqierangtaquedinglezijishizhendechuanyuele。

zhaisiyudakoudakouhewanleyibei,manmanbishangyanjing,kuaisuzhenglizhedanaolidexinxi。

santianqianchengxiangfuguanjiazhaoshangmenlai,rangtamenmashangshoushidongxihuifu,shuoshijizhaisiyushuoyimenhaoqinshi,xiangqingfu,chichuanbuchou。

jieguoqueshijiajiyigeshangrenzuoxiaoqie,dangshilinmamaheyuanzhufeichangqifen,haodaiyeshichengxiangfudinv,zenmenengzheibanbeixiuru。danshishidanlibogenbenmeiyoubanfafankang。

yuanzhubuyuanyishouzheiyangdeweiquhewurujiuxuanzelejieshulezijideyisheng。

zhaisiyuhuanhuanzhengkaileshuangyan,zheijushentidenuqiheyuanqishunjianchongchilezhenggedanao。

zixikanhuifaxianyanshenlichongmanleliqi,xinlimomodexiang,“chengqin?wochengnimei,laoniangnanrenbixuwozijixuan,jiranjietilenideshenti,nideyuanwolaibangnitao。”

zhaisiyuzhuantourenzhendekanzhelinmamawendao:“nainiang……nibuyaodanxinwo,womeishi。woyexiangtongle,huiqushikendingyaohuiqude,chengqinshikendingbuhuichengqinde”yibianshuozhaisiyuyibianhuanhuancongdishangzhanleqilai。

“xiaojie……nikeshicongxiaogenyiwangyouhunyuederenya,tamenzhendetaiguofenle,furendangshijinidingxiadewawaqinxinwu,woyizhidoushouzheni,womenquzhaohuangshangpingli……”linmamayueshuoyuejidong,yanjinglibumanlexuesi。

zhaisiyuhuiyileyixia,nainiangshuodeyiwang,danshiwanquanmeiyourenhejiyi,yeshi……neishihouyuanzhucai2suinaliyoushenmejiyi。

kanchulelinmamadedanxin,ranhouqingshengduilinmamashuodao:“ng……womenlikaizheimejiu,yeshishihouzhunbeihuiqule”

zhaisiyuzhanwenleshenzi,manmanxiangqianzouleyibu,xinlishunjianzhaliele:“wtf?yuanzhujuranshigequezi?”jiyizhongsuiranzhidaotuicongxiaoyouguzhe,danshiqinshentiyanyihouhaishihennanjieshou。duiyutalaishuo,jiushiyixiaoshizhiqianhaizairenwuzhongzhandoubenpao,zheixinglaijiuquela?……shuobuzhenjingneishibukenengde。

zhaisiyumashangbulvpanshanzoudaoletongjingmianqian,youbeizhenjingleyiba:“zhei……tmwanni?”zuolianyanjingyixiazhenggemianjiayidakuaihongheiseyingjia,zhengningkebu。

zhaisiyuhuanhuanbishangyanjing,naohailifuxianchuqianshizijinei170gaotiaowanmeiyunchengdeshencai,xiuzhangdeshuangtui,wanmeidewuguan,baixidepifu,jianzhishiyukuwulei。

“buxingwojuebuyunxuzijibianchengzheigeyangzi”danaogenjuqianshiduiyingjiqingkuangchulidejingyan,mashangsikaochuleyitaojiejuefangan。shenweitegongneikeshiquanfangweirencai,buguanshiweizhuanganshayixueyongdujiedu,neidoushizhuanyejibie。

“nainiang,womenhaiyouduoshaoyinzi?”

“zheilizhiyou2liangyinzi,fushangguanjiajile50liang,shuoshihuiqudeshihoutimianyidian,rangzuojishenyishang”linmamabujiedeshuodao。

zhaisiyuzailinmamajitashuohuadeshihou,tongshiyejianchalezijideshenti。

youtuijingguguzhe,haihaogutouyuhedehenpingzheng,yinweishoushangshihounianjixiao,gugeguanjiedouhaimeiyoudingxing,gengmeiyouhaodegudingqicai,daozhixiangduideyoucekuanguanjieshangyi,zuocexiayi。

zhenggekuanguanjiedoushiqingxiezhuangtai,suoyiyuanzhuzoulucaihuizhangduanjiao。

zheigekeyitongguogugejiaozhenghezhongyililiaoqianyinhuifuguolai。jianchadaozheilizhaisiyuxinliganjuezhenshibuxingzhongdewanxing。zhishaobushixiantianquexian。

zhaisiyuzhuantou,yanshenlinglidekanxianglinmamashuo:“nainiang,womenjiuantamenshuodeban,nixianzaiqumaidianxindebuliaohaiyouxiemian,duomaiyixiexiedi。queshiwomenyegaigaitouhuanmianle,”shuowanyanshenmanmanwangxiangchuangwai。

linmamafaxiantameiyoulexunsidexinsi,kaixindeshuodao:“xiaojie,nixianxiuxiyixiaba,laonuzheijiuqumai,ranhoumashangjinizuoyishenyishang,womenxiaojiechuanshenmedouhaokan”

linmamamiandaixiaorongbianshuobianwangmenwaizouqu。

zhaisiyukandaozouyuandelinmama,caibayanshenshouhuilai,kanzhezheijianjianloubukandewuzi。tazoudaowuwaicaifaxian,zheifangzijuranshizaiyigexiaohebian,sichuhuanshan,shanqingshuixiu,shulinlibushihaichuanlaibuguniaodejiaosheng,zheiyaofangzaixiandaizhenshishiwaitaoyuanya。

shouhuixinshenjizijibaleyixiamai,zhaisiyumianseyijing。tajuranzhonglemanxingduyao,zheizhongduhuirangrenxingchengbahentizhi,shentiyeshixiangdangxuruo,bujinqixuebuzu,haiyingyangbuliang。14suihaimeiyoulaiyueshi,kanlaibixuyaoxianjieduzaimanmandiaolicaixing。

suhuashuokaoshanchishan,kaohaichihai。duiyuxueyideren,dapiandapiandesenlinneijiushibaokuya,xiangxiangxiandaideshennongjia,shennongchangbaicao。

zhaisiyuxinliyizhenkuangxi,henbudemashangfeibenqusenlinlicaiyaojiedu,danshixianzaibixuxiantianbaoduzi。

tazhuanshenhuiwu,kanleyixiazaotaishang,chuleyixiediaoliaoyixieqingcaimianfenshenmedoumeiyou。erhuabushuotamashangnaqimenkoudefutouwangshulinlizouqu。

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geweixiaokeai:guanyunvzhuxingming,zheilizuoyigetongyihuifu。

(zhai)duoyinzi,zuoweixingshiduzhaiersheng,haiyouyigeduyinweidiersheng。

ruguogeweixiaokeaishitingshu,huibeiaiduchengdi。

danshibenshuzhongnvzhumingziwei(zhai)zhaiersheng(si)siyisheng(yu)yusisheng。

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nannvzhuquedingguanxihenkuai,bicixinren,meiyoumimi,gengmeiyoubeipan。

kongjianbushiyikaishichuxian,chuxianhouhuihennitian,benwenshedingruci。

meiyouzhuiqihuozangchang,zhudayigechongni。

zikanduole,nanmianlaoyanhunhua,cuobiezizhiyaofaxian,douhuijishixiugai。

buxidebaobao,qingwushanghaiwozheigexinrenxiaobai,huihuishoubudaizouyipianyuncai。

xiayibenshuhuanyingzaihuilai。

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