奚星然气炸了。
“wugenixiaoxiaoqi。”xihuanyanlianmanganfu：“jiejiezaixiangxia10nianxianglaichilebushaoku，xinliyouqiyeshiyinggaide。”
tingjianzheihua，yuewanqiulianshangluchuyimoxinteng，dangchuxifengyuebuguo8suihaishigehaizi，suishuolaojiayoumazhaogudanhaishixinyoukuiqian。
xizhongwenbuxutaqutanwang，haipababuhaodedongxidaijixihuanyan，yuewanqiuzhinengtoutoudadianhuajidongxi。
“tahaixinliyouqi？”xixingranbuyiweiran：“tachidekunenggenyanyannibi？yaobushiniangtaibeitaqiangzouyingyangnishentihuizheimeruo？”
“bujiuzaixiangxiazhushinianyoushenmelebuqi，jisheibailianseni，wokantajiushizisizili，quefaguanjiao！”
“haolewuge，womendoushiyijiaren，jiubiegenjiejiezhiqile。”
xixingrandengta：“nishabusha？haititashuohua，tayaozhenbanidangyijiarenjiubuhuishizheitaidu。”
“wugebiezheimeshuo……”
xiongmeiliangzhengshuozhe，menkouchuanlaiyizhenqidisheng，xishaojingouzhecheyaochijinmen，fengliutitangdemianrongjunmeibufan，yishuangtaohuayankangoudoushenqing。
“laowuhuilaile，zenmeleniliangzheifubiaoqing？”
“erge。”xixingranlimatianyoujiacugaozhuang：“nikehuilaile，nishimeikandaogangcaixifengyueduoxiaozhang，bujinshuawohaiqifuxiaomei，taiduelie，zaixiangxiazhenshibataguanhuaile，quefaguanjiao！”
zaizheigejiaxifengyuezuipadebushifuqin，gengbushiqichangqiangdadedage，ershiergexishaojin。
xishaojinshixijiaershaoye，tazhangxiangjunmeixinggefengliu，shiyoumingdehuahuagongzi，danshouduanquezuihenjue，xixingrandouhenpata。
“e？”xishaojintiaomei，taohuayanshanguoyimochayi。
xifengyueshishenmexingge，xijiarendoufeichangqingchu，beijiehuijiahouxishaojinzheijitiandoumeihuilai，yebuqingchuzheiliangtianfashengdeshi。
xixingranfenfenbuping：“gangcaitazaimenkoutoutinghaixinjiluyin，guanjiagaosuwotahaizhouxiaomei，matabingyangzigenjinghuaichuanneifei……jiahuoyidugongdu，xiangrangxiaomeijiaguoqushouku！”
“ergenitingting，zheishitazuojiejienengshuochulaidehua？wojiumeijianguotazheimeeduderen！”
“haizuzhouxiaomei，dangchuruguobushitaqiangyingyangxiaomeizenhuitiruo，zheizhongrenjiubugaishengxialai，wokangenbenjiubugaibatajiehuilai！”
xishaojinyanshenbingleng：“zheixieshizhende？tashuolezheixiehua？”
xihuanyandengleyanxixingran，cairoushengjieshi：“erge，woxiangjiejiezhishiyishiwufajieshou，tazheixienianzaixiangxiachilehenduokubugaoxingshizhengchangde。”
taxiaorongmianqiang，kandexishaojintaohuayanmiqi：“he，jinianbujiandaoshizhangbenshile，woqukankan。”
xixingranxingfenbuyi，tafangfoyijingkandaoxifengyueqicandexiachang。
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楼上，卧室。
xifengyuedakaibijiben，shulianshuruyichuanwangzhi，liangmiaohoutiaozhuanchuyigelogoweixingxingbiaozhidewangzhan。
nainaishentizhuangkuangbumiao，yiyuanneixieyaozhinengweichi，duitadeshentibingmeiyouduodaxiaoguo。
xifengyuedianjinhaoyou，dakaiyigenichengjiao‘shoucainu’defaletiaoxiaoxi。
【我需要帮忙。】
【shoucainu】：wanihuole！duojiumeilianxiwole，shuobashenmemang，chuleqianshenmedouhaoshuo。
xifengyueyemeikeqi，yikouqibaoleshijizhongyaocai，qizhongjuduzhanyiban。
【守财奴】：？？？
【shoucainu】：wodejie，nizheihaojiyangdoushisiwanggucaiyou，neikebushiyibixiaoshumu，yaobunihaishiwenwoyaoqianba？
siwanggu，shijieshangzuishenmidesandashenjizhiyi，zhisuoyishishenjiyinweilimianshengzhangzhexuduowensuoweiwen，shijianhanyoudelingyao。
dansiwanggukansipingjing，yuewangshenchujiuyueweixian，duqidoushiqici，jushuolimianshenghuozheshenmishengwu。
yinweiyouxishilingyao，henduorendouxiangjinsiwanggu，dandabufenjinrusiwangguderendousile，yeyincisiwanggudeyaocaijiageanggui。
【shoucainu】：qishiwomeinixiangdeneimeyouqian，nixuyaoduoshaoqianwoxianzaijiuzhuanjini。
【回头还你。】
【shoucainu】：hai！nizheishuodeshenmehuawoshineizhongrenma，zheishibaozaiwoshenshangmeiwenti！
……
砰砰砰！
jiuzaizheishi，fangmenbeizadepengpengxiang，xifengyuezhoumeiguandiaowangye，zhuantoujiukandaomenbeichuaikai，fengliutitangdenanrenyilianyinyuzhanzaimenkou。
xifengyuekuiranbudong，congjiyizhongbalachuyouguantadexinxi。
xijiaershaoxishaojin，xijiazuiweihuchongaixihuanyanderen。
xihuanyanshengxialaiyouxiantianxingxinzangbing，buguo5suishijiuzuoleshoushu，danzhihoutashentiyiranxuruojingchangdongbudongshengbing，yincitamendougewaixiaoxin。
youyicijializhiyoutaliang，xihuanyanchenyongrenbuzhuyitoutoupaochuquwanxue，haoqiaobuqiaobeizhuanggezhengzhe。
tamenmeiyouzemaxihuanyan，fandaojiangyiqiezuizesuanzaixifengyueshenshang，guaitameiyoukanhaomeimei，xishaojingengjiangtatuozhuaidaoxuediguizhe。
taeshengeqi：“xifengyue，jiwoguizaizheihaohaofansheng！xiaomeiyoubandianbushufuwobuhuifangguoni！”
neitianhenleng，shiwaixiazhexue，xifengyuebeiqiangxinganzaixuediliguilejixiaoshizhidaoyunguoqu。
neishitagangmanqisui，zaihenzhangyiduanshijianneiyuanzhushifenjupaxishaojin。
xishaojinhuanbushangqian，zuijiaogouqibinglengdehudu：“xifengyue，jinianbujianzhangbenshileganqifuyanyan。”
xifengyueshenseweibian：“jineiliangfeiwuchengyaolaile？”
xishaojinpoweiyiwai，miqitaohuayandaliangzhemianqiandexifengyue。
nvhaichuanzhebaiseyundongzhuang，weishifendaiquemeidejingxindongpo，lunrongmao，xihuanyanzhishixiaojiabiyu，yuanburuxifengyuerangrenjingyan，qinglituosu，budongshengsequenengzuanzhusuoyourendeshixian。
zheishixifengyue？genjiyizhongchenmoqieruodexingxiangyouhendachabie。
xishaojinxiaoronggengleng：“xianzaizheizhangzuidaoshitingli，kanlaizaixiangxiadaijinianwanglewodeshouduan。”
“xifengyue，ruguonikenjiyanyanhelaowupeizuidaoqian，wokeyiduinicongqingchuzhi。”
“congqingchuzhi？”xifengyueshangxiadaliangtajiyan：“niyiweizijishishei，tianwanglaozihaishihuangdi？tingguoyijuhuamazhuangbizaoleipi。”
zheitaidujiangxishaojinrenu，yibazuanzhutashouwan：“xifengyue，wokannishijingjiubuchichifajiu！zheixienianmeirenguanjiaonicaizheibanwufawutian。”
xishaojinlazhexifengyue，jiangrenzhuaichufangjian，dasuanhaohaoguanjiaota——
“砰！”
turanjian，xishaojincubujifangdaozaidishang，tahunshendoushimade，tangzaidishangyidongbudong，zuilihaizaitubaimo。
xifengyuekuaisuhoutiao，wugudiwuzhezuijinghu：“wa！nigaibuhuiyoushenmeyinjiba？wokeshenmedoumeizuo，biexiangpengciwo~”