yijiasankoubuzaishuohua，renrenzhenzhendechizhewanlidefan，chibaohezukuaiziyireng，dengdaqiangbaolezijiaguinvjiupao。
“dagou，nizheisixiaozipaoshazi？ganjinhuilaijilaoniangbawanxile，bazaowudingshangderoujilaoniangjianyitiaoxialai。”
mourenzaojiupaodewuyingwuzong，nonglarouneishibukenengde，rouzhazidoubuhuinachuqu，laolarousuiranyingleyidian，dahuomenyimentaguinvhaishinengchide，pingshazijiwairenchi？
heng！nengbaichitajiadongxidewairenhaimeishengchulaini。
shunzheshanluyizhiwangshang，shiyipiansongshulin，shumuzhetianbiri，xishuderiguangconglinjiansaluo，dengdaqiangbaozheguinvjianburufei，caidekuzhiluoyeshashazuoxiang。
“baba，womenqunali？”
dengdaqiangtingxiaxiangqiandejiaobu，tamenqunalini？xiangxiangxianzaizijideshenfen，naozililvzhetouxu，zuizhongyaodeshikanyikanyuanlaidezijishishei？huibuhuishisiduitou？
两人继续赶路。
“zanmenqudamaotoujiakanyikan。”
dengqingwabaozhuzijiababadebozi，youxiexiaoxinyiyidedao。
“ba，zanmenhaishibuquleba！”
dengdaqianghenyihuo，tamenliangjiagezhexiaoshulinzi，yirandangbuzhuzheiyiduierqingmeixiaozhuma，liangwazixiaoshihoujingchangwanzaiyiqi，zenmejiubuyuanyiqule。
dengqingwazuokanyoukan，ranhouwuzhezijidezui，coudaozijiababaerduobiandao。
“zheigeshihoubutaiheshi。”
zajiubuheshile？suirantayejuedehenbuheshi，congxiaoguinvdezuibalishuochulai，zheikendingqizhongyougushia！erqiebuhuichanjia。
suoyoudexiaowazidoushixiaotianshi，xiaotianshishibuhuipianrende，lutingneihunzhangxiaozibuzaicinei。
dengdaqiangyongyanshenshiyizijianver，dadandeshuochulai，nibawotingzheni。
zaicizuokanyoukan，shuangyanlingdongzhizhongdaizhexiaoxinyiyi，jiugengexiaolaoshusi，dadadeyanjingshashikeai。
“baba，wotingshuomaomaochongdebabashuaileyijiao，tangzaijialiyangshangni？zanmenzheiyangguoqu，demailiwudeba？”
“nainaimeiciqubierenjializongyaodaidiandongxiguoqu，bushilaroujiushijizi，youshihouhaiyouhongtangbaitang。”
xiaoyatoutunletunkoushuiyanquzuilidechanyi，tanzhexiaopangshoudayanjingzhayazha，yisihenmingque，baniyouqianma？maidedaoliwuma？
这是个问题哦！
dengdaqiangyonglidenaolenaohounaoshao，kaozaishuganshangzuochensizhuang。
conglaizhiyoutashoubierenliwude，sheiyouneigelianshoutadedali，dengmenbaifanglishuhaishiyaozhoudaode，buyaolianguibuyaolian，yaoshishangxingxiaxiao，nverzhangwailezenmeban，jiaoyuwentishidashi，kebunengrangnveryiweizijilaofuqinshigebudonglishude。
liwudangranshiyaozhunbeide。
yaozhunbeishenmeyangdeliwujiuyaozhidekaolvle，zuizhongyaodeshibunenghuataiduoqian，zuihaoshiyimaoqiandoubuhuayong，zhiyushuohanzhanbuhanzhanbuzaitakaolvzhinei。
哼！
nengdedaotalongshuicundiyibadeliwu，bushiyinggaiganendaidema？haigantiaojianyinbusita。
yanshenzhongdeneiyisiyinlenghenkuaiyanqu。
邓大强一脸纠结。
“ai！shiabameiqian。”╮(╯_╰)╭
mourendebianliansudukanbifanshu，biaoqingmashangbiandexixiaoyankai。
~\(≧▽≦)/~“buguomeiguanxia，guinvbayouyigehenbucuodesonglifangshi，tebiedeshengqian，younengxianchunibawodepinwei。”
邓青娃……
bababuhuixianghuizijiacaidiliqiajibacaiba？zheigeyehenyoukeneng，2nainaijiazuixihuansongkongxincaile，keshinainaishuozheigeyehaodiuren。
mourennazhegunzisichuzhaoleyizhao，hairangtazhendezhaodaoleyixiaoduiersongjun，baguinvfangdaoyibian，zhailedashuyezibianbaoleqilai。
“guinv！qiaojianmeiyou？zheidoushiyewu，chuntianrande，erqiehaishibabaqinshoucaizhaide，liwuguizaixinyi，youbuzenmehuaqian，feichangdeshiyong。”
dengdaqiangchouzhenvermengmengdongdongdeyangzi，zakanzaxihuan？xiangxiangzijihualideyisi，youjuedebutuo。
“dangranla！zheibuyaoqiandesonglifangshi，haishiyaonizhangdayixiecaikeyizuo，zheidaretiandelinzilishechongshadebulaoshao，zhangchongzhidaoba？zhangdeyouchou，huiyaorendeyo！yihoubukeyiyigerendaozheiliwan，dongbudong？”
dengqingwayonglidedianzhexiaonaodai，babashuodedoushiduide，zhangchongdequehenkepa，xiaoxiaodeyitiaojiuhenxiong，tazhiyaotingbabadejiuhaole。
zheiyidiandengdaqiangshizuimanyide，zakanzajuedexiaoguinvhao，ruguoshilutingneichouxiaozi，zenmekenengzheimelaoshi，bieshuoshizhangchongle，zheishanliyemeiyoulaohu，ruguoyouzheichouxiaozilaohudepi（fanghexie）guyeganqumoyixiazide。
dengqingwakanlekanneiyixiaocuojunzi，youyixiaodiudiudexinxu，xiaoxinyiyidewenbaba。
“songzheidianlirenjiahuibuhuixianqi，nainaipingshidoushisongjizide，jiusuanshi2nainaiyebuhuizaishanshangsuibiannongdiandongxisongren。”
buyaoliandemourenkaishihuyounver。
“babagennijianga，zheilibuqingle，zheishichuntianranyuanshengtaideshiwu，dachengshilimaidoumaibudaode，jidanzheizhonghunshinalibidelechuntianrandejunzi，zheiyixiaocuozaidachengshilizhibushaoqiande。”
“zheikeshibabawoqinzizhaode，zheishiyifenxinyibuzaiyuzheiwupindejiazhi，yaoshirenjiaxianqi，meiguanxide，bababujieyidaihuilaizanjiazijichi，guinva，bunengzanjiadoumeijizichihaiyaosongjipangren，zheizhongnizhidaoshishenmexingweima？”
dengdaqiangdianlediannverdexiaobitou。
“打肿脸充胖子。”
xiaorenmeimingbai，yilianmengdongdekanzhefuqin。
“zhangdalenijiuhuimingbaide，fanzhengnitingbabadehuajiushile，babashuodedoushiduide，rangzijieduzi，rangbierenchidebaobaodexingweidoushishagua，zheijiushidazhonglianchongpangzimingbumingbai？”
dengqingwayonglidiantou，zheimeshuotajiumingbaile，chongbaidekanzhezijibaba，haishibabazuilihai，suiranzheijunzishuodetingxiangneimehuishier，keshitahaishibijiaoxihuanchirougenjidanxiangxiangdeyouyoude。
songzheixiegejunziyoubuhuashenmeqian，shanshangdaochudoushi，zhendeshitaihaole，dengqingwajuedebababinainaigenglihai。
xiaoyatoudakailexinshijiededamen，xiangzhemougebukeyuzhidefangxiangkuangbenerqu，yihoumourenxiangzhuaidouzhuaibuhuilai。
youshoubaozhexiaoguinv，zuoshoutishangbuyaoqiandehouli，dengdaqianglianshangdaizhedeyidexiaochuizhekoushaotashanglezijidezhengtu，guqiesuanshizhengtuba。