智斗妈宝男第3章

3.

zhihou,wojiandaolewodepopo

“nijiushiwanyuba,eiyo,zheihaizikanzhezhenkeai,nizheichouxiaozinazhaolaizheimehaodenvhaizi,suannizouyun”

buduia,yitamenzheigejiatinghuanjing,tapopobukenengduiwozheimeyouhaode,

hepopoliaoleyihuihou,popoziqingquzuofanle,

daomuqianweizhi,popohaishimeiyoubiaoxianchuwentide,woyenengrangrenjiayigerenquzuofana,bijingsheizhidaotahui

buhuinazheijianshiqingzuowenzhangni。

“ma,nizheishouyiyetaihaoleba,haohaochi”suchengshuodao

wochangleyikou,queshihaibucuo

“haochijiuhao,ai,nimenyaoduochidianrou,woyachidianqingcaijiuhaole”

“meishima,yihouwohewanyuyidingzhaoguhaoni,laopo,womayibashiyibaniaobawolacheda,taburongyi”

niyaoshishuozheihuadehua,chenqiebaikoumobianya,nimadainiburongyihewoyouguanma

“popo,nizheijuhuashenmeyisia,gaodewoburangnichileside,nizongqiangdiaozijidefuchu,daodebangjiawo

men,woyoumeirangnishaochile,genshouleweiquyiyang”

“haiyou,nimaburongyi,nimaburongyinandaoshiwojiaguolaizhihoucaiburongyidema?

tadeburongyishinihenibadebuzuoweizaochengde,genwoyoushenmeguanxi,

jiehunzhiqianyemeijiannizhaogunima,niyaozhenyouneigebenshi,nichuqunijiuduozhengdianqian,jinimagubagehugong

jiugebaomu,zaihuangehaijingdabieshu,neishihounimajiurongyile”

woshuowanhou,qifengangaxialai,popoliangzhiyanjingdengdezeida,lengzhule,suchengfanyingguolaihou,zhijiebawankuai

往桌上一摔

“linwanyunizaihushuobadaoshenme,nizenmeshuohuani,takeshiwoma”

“jiushi,erzinizheiqudeshenmexifua,yidiandoubudongzunzhongzhangbei,shuoyijuhuoqijiuzheimeda”popolima

跟在后面附和道

“yoyoyo,pofangla,beiwoshuozhongleba”bishuaiwankuaima,gaodehesheibuhuishuaiside,woshuaixiawankuai,liuxia

leyigebaiyan,jiuzhuanshenjiuhuifangle。

wanshang,suchenglaizhaowole,yebuzhidaowozouhoupopohetashuoleshenme,tazhijiejipopozhanjiao

“womajiushiwuxinshuodehua,yebushiguyide,nijiurangrangtaba”

“bushi,wopingshayaorangtaa,niyaorangnirang”

yushikaishilewomendiyicidelengzhan,wohuileshuyuwozijidexiaojia,

riziguodehenkaixin,chuleyougelaji,

suchengmeitianxiabanhoudouzailouxiadengwo,zongshipengzheyishuhua,yizhizhanzaineizhanzhe,

rifuyirixialai,linjukanbuxiaqule,

“wanyua,nikannilaogongyezhidaocuole,fuqichuangtouchaojiachuangweihema”

tajiushizhanjibierenkande,jizijishuliyigeshenqingderenshe,haohunongzijideliangxin,shanzhangweizhuang,jiuruwo

们相亲时一样。