第1章

ganggenguimichiwanfan,guimijiujilaogongfaleliangjianleisishuiyi,wentanajianhaokan。

laogongzhijiehuifu:「yifuzenmeyangmeixingqukan,fanzhengrenyoudianchou。」

huifuwanjiujiangshoujirengguolaijiwokan,binggaojiewo:「zheizhongrenyihoushaogentawan。」

我:「???」

nizheiyangrangwoyishenwuyiruheshizhan?

jintianshiguimilinyudeershiwusuishengri,tatiqianhaojitianjiuzaiwuxingjijiudianyudingleshengdadeshengri party,haiteyiyaoqingwodaizhelaogongyiqiqucanjia。

「人多热闹嘛。」

zhenghaoneitianzhoucheyoukong,bianmianweiqinandipeiwoqucanjiale。

tazheirenyixiangyifushengrenwujindemoyang,zuitaoyandejiushicanjiazheizhongjuhui。yaobushiwosajiaomaimengqiuletahaojiu,tashijueduibuhuipeiwolaide。

yaojinjiudiandeshihouzheirenhailazhangzheyizhanglian。wolazhetadeshouyaoleyao,sajiaodao:「jiwogemianzi,**ile~」

tanilewoyiyan,zhishuoleju:「zhenmeiyisi,denghuizaodianhuijia。」

shuowanbianlvxianmaibuwanglimianzouqu,zoudaoyibanyouhuitouqinleqinwoshuo:「yaomexianzaijiuhuiquwandianyouyiside?」

我:「……」

yijinbaoxiang,limianyijingmanmandangdangquanshirenle。

danchulewodailezhouchewai,qiyurendoushiduzilaide。

zhouchedelianseyixiazigengnankanle。

linyuchuanzheyijianshanpiandiaodailianyiqunyingshanglai,lingkoukaidehendi,tuibianhaiyougedakaicha。

zhouchelikebashixianpiekai,danlinyudeshixianqueyizhinianzailetadeshenshangyiyang,kandemubuzhuanjing。

wochelechelinyudeshouwenta:「zenmehuishi,nibushishuodajiadouhuidailaogonghuozhenanpengyoudema?」

linyukandoumeikanwo,yijiudingzhezhoucheshuaiqidecelian,suikoufuyandao:「aiya,sheinengxiangdaotamendoumeikongni?」

shuozhetachongzhezhoucheshuo:「zhouxianshengxianghedianshenme,weishiji、tediaohaishi——」

zhouchelengbingbingdidaduanta:「wokaichele。」

wokanzhouchetaidubuhao,suiranxinliyeyoudiangeying,danrenjiajintianshishouxinggong,yebuhaodangchangdalian,bianjieshidao:「tabufangbian,wojingniyibeiba。」

wonaqiyibeijiweijiu,linyucetoukanlewoyiyan,hensuiyidigenwopenglepengbei:「xiele。」

kantazheifumoyang,wohaiyoushenmebumingbaide。

ganqingrangwolaicanjiashengri party shizuiwengzhiyibuzaijiu,zaizhouchea。