第1章 早逝的爹回来了

di1zhangzaoshidediehuilaile

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zhadiezhaoshangmendeshihou,wogenwomagangcongdianlimangwanhuilai。

「zheidoulingchenle,nimenhaizaiwaimianguihun?」taliansehencha,daizhuwomenjiushipitougailiandexunchi。

wogenwomajihutongshifanlegebaiyan。

shinianqianshuohaolaosibuxiangwanglai,zenmehaituranshangmenchaqiganglaile?

他管得着么?

「guinv,zhidaoxiaomingtayeyeweishenmezhangmingbaisuima?」womadashengwenwo。

woshuo:「yinweitabuguanxianshier。」

womamanyididiandiantou,qianzhewodeshouzhijieraokaileta。

「pansui,womentantan。」

zhadieyikaikoujiushigaogaozaishangdeminglingkouwen,shenzhizhijieshangshoulachewoma。

woxiayishijiubawomahuzaishenhou,ehenhendidengzheta:「biedongshoudongjiao,fouzetoujininingwai!」

shinianqianwohaixiao,lanbuzhutadawoma,xianzaiwoyijingtaiquanshiduan。

suishouyigouquancaguotaerbian,jiunengrangtanaoqiaowengwengzuoxiang。

batatouningwai,kebushishuoshuoeryi。

zhadiebeiwochuquandesuduhuleyitiao,nule:「darenshuohua,nichashenmezui!yidianjiaoyangdoumeiyou!」

wolengshenghuidao:「wobasidezao,ninduodandai。」

「你个小瘪三!」

talikejiuyangqileshou,quebeiwomayibaniezhuleshouwan。

zheirenchangnianchenmijiuse,xudehen,zhitingkakaliangsheng,tajiutengdeaoaozhijiao。

womamianwubiaoqingdishuaikaita:「buxiangaizoujiukuaigun,biezaizheigoujiao,raomin!」

「nihaishizheimecusu!」

zhadiemanyanxianqidikanzhewomen,zuihouyaoyadao:

「suanle,wobugennijijiao。」

「womingtianyoukong,womenquminzhengjubanfuhun。」

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womachayidikanzhetawen:「ninaozihuaile?」

**cuibayizhangmingpiansaijita:「quanweijingshenkeyisheng,baowomingzidabazhe,buxie。」

zhadielianseqingyizhenhongyizhen,zuihoubuxiedikanxiangwoma:

「dangchuniyaosiyaohuobukenlihun,xianzaiwoyuanyihuitouzhaoni,nihaiyoushenmebumanzude?」

shile,dangnianwomajiushigelianainao。

tayuanjiajizhadie,meiyoucaili,yemeiyouhunli。

hunhoudiergeyue,zhadiejiuchuyuanmenchengbaogongcheng。

zhihoushiduonianli,tajihubuhuijia,yijialaoxiaokezhewomayigerenzaojian。

womahuailelongfengtai,shenghaizideqianshizijizhaopengyoucoude,yuezili,gengshiliankouxianchengdemitangdouhebushang。

erzhadieni,zhaoleyiduijiekoushuohuibulai,shijishangshizaiwaimiangenqingrenyoulexiaojia。

womashangxiadaliangta,huranxiaochulesheng:

「wogennifuhuntunishaa?shitunipijiududaa,haishitunitoufashaoa?nandaoshitunilianshangzheihengrou,nengaochuliangjinbanyou?」

「nijiameijingzi,haimeimatongma?saniaodeshihouhaodaizhaoyizhaoa。」

zhadieyixiangzishishengao,beiwomayitongshuluo,zhijieqizhale。

duzineidechenshankouzizhijiebengkaileliangge,qqdandandefeirouyilechulai。

aiyo,woyeshishanjierenyi,yousaijiletayizhangxinmingpian:

「youyongjianshenlejieyixia。」

「baowomingzi,songnisanjietiyanke。」

shuowan,chentabuzhuyi,wolazhewomajinledanyuanmen,pengdiyishengjiubamenshuaishangle。

zhadiekaishiqijibaihuaidichuaimen:「bamenjiwodakai!」

wokebuguanzheta,dangzhetademianzhijiejibaoanshidadianhua:「shide,7haolou3danyuanmenkouyougebaolukuang,aiya,tahaizaizamen,nimenkuailaiya!」

dawandianhua,jiantahaibukenzou,woxiaoyingyingdiwen:「shua,nishibushijuedeguanglaibaoanpaichangbugoua,neiyaobuwozaibaogejing?」

「linzao,woshinilaozi!」zhadieqidechuihuzidengyan。

「shushunirencuorenle,wojiaopanzaozao。」

「pansuidepan,qindiezaoshidezao,xixi。」