第一章:演戏,我是专业的

hongzhuyaoye,xizhangdichui,chunxiaoyike,chouhennanxiao。

“weihebuxianzaishaleta!”yidaozhinenquecuidudeshengyinhuapoxifangdejijing。

liusuinvtongzuanzheyinzandeshou,zhijiefabai,zanjianzaizhuhuodeyingzhaoxiafanzhehanguang。

xiaochenyuananzhunverzhandoudejianbang,xuansexifuxiadeshenxingjinbeng,mouzhongchongmanzenghen:“laner,tashidayueguozuishouchongdezhanggongzhu。

yaorangtaqianbaibeichanghaininiangqinsuoshoudetongku,xudemanmanlai……”

chuangtazhishang,zhangzhongnvzijiemaoweizhan。

luoyuxijide,zijizaiqianwangzaiqutuzhong,zhilaidejitingjian“shantihuapo”dejinghusheng。

zaizhengyan,bianshizheiduimoshengfunvzhengzaimouhuafuchoudeshengyin。

【dayueguozhanggongzhu?zheijushentideyuanzhu?】

jiyisuipianxiongyongerzhi——zunguidezhanggongzhuduijunmeixinkezhuangyuanxiaochenyuanyijianzhongqing。

buguxiaochenyuanyiyoujiashi,qiangshiranghuangdicihun。

xiaochenyuankangzhibucong,zhanggongzhubangjiaqiqinvbipo,zuizhongshidexiaochenyuanqinvzijinerwang。

zhanggongzhuruyuanyichang,chenggongyuxiaochenyuanchenghun。

【gouxue,taigouxuele!】luoyuxizhengliwanyuanzhudejiyi,anhugouxue。

【ng?dengdeng,zhei…genwoyiqiankandeyibengudaiyanqingxiaoshuohenxianga。】

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neipaohuiyuanzhuzuihouhaoxiangbeiheihuafuchounanzhuhexinjinvzhulianshougaodeguopojiawang。

xuechengrenzhi,qiushengbuneng,qiusibude,shoujinquruzhemo。

dangshitiaozhekandaozuihoujieju,tahaitucaoguoni。

yinwei,zheizhanggongzhuzhishizhizhong,doushineinvzhuqijuzhongdekuilei。

【ai,lianainaozhenkepa!】zuizhong,luoyuxizhinengmomodezaixinzhongfachuyishengtanxi。

“diedie,mixiangkuairanjinle。”xiaoyilannachuyigexiaoqiaociping,dianjiaojiangpingneidefenmodoujinlexianglu。

xiaochenyuanlijibaoqinvertuichulexifang,binglengzenghendesaoleyiyanchuangtashanghunmideren:“hanmei,jiangrendaijinqu。”erhoudaizhenverkuaisuqianwanglepianpidexiyuan。

yuxiqingdezhuyuanbutong,xiyuanzacaocongsheng,yinsenhuangliang。

“niangqin,nianxiba,wohediedieyidinghuiweinibaochoude。”nvtongxiaoxinyiyipengzheyimianzhanxindepaiweijiaishangyoufenhen。

xifangnei,zuixunxundeqigailiangqiangbijinchuangta,huangyajianhaizhanzhexuduosuixie,chouqixuntian。

“xi…xixi…mei…meiren……”wuheizhijiazaijijiangchujixifudechanei,hanguangzhaxian。

jinzanjingzhunciruxuewei,qigaiyingshengerdao,zaiwubandiandongjing。

luoyuxixunsufanshengunluochuangta,fengguanzhucuidingdangzhuidi。

【mantuoluo,midiexiang,ziluolan……he,zhenshihaodongxi!】luoyuxidangjikuaisujiaomiexianglu。

zuoweiyimingjijiukeyisheng,tahenqingchuzheixiekedoushinengrangrenyiluanqingmi,xianruzhihuanzhiwu。

jiejuedangqianweiji,luoyuxiqidingshenxiandekaishihuixiangyuanshujuqing。

【……woca。】banshang,luoyuxiwuyuwangtian。

zhiyinshijiantaijiu,zijiduishuzhongneirongzaoyimohubuqing,yagenxiangbuqijutiqingjie。

tazhizhidao,yuzijitongxingtongmingdezhanggongzhuquanchenglianainao,beisuliaoguiminvzhu,haiyounanzhufunvliangyizhiliyongdanghoushua。

bijing,shuzhongzhuyaoxiedeshinannvzhudeqingqingaiai,zuizhongdengshangdihouzhiweidegushi。

paohuizhanggongzhusuiranguanchuanzhengbenshu,danshichuchangbingbuduo。

【keliandeyuanshen,tuotuodegongjuren……】luoyuxiweiweitiaomei,henshiwuyu,yinwei,tajidezhenzhenghaisinanzhuqizideshinvzhuliaoqingyu!

yinshigengguchuanlai,xiaochenyuantuimenerru,yingruyanliandebianshimandilangjieyulingluandechuangta。

xiaochenyuantongkongweisuo,zuijiaofuxianchuyimomanyidelengxiao。

cigudeshixiansuodingyishanbuzheng,manshenqingzi,yanzu【hunshui】deluoyuxi。

erhoukuaisuyikai,luozaineifangjiebaisipadexinghongzhishang。

xiaochenyuanyaxiaxintouyaneyuzenghen,jiangqigaihenjimoqu,weizaozishenhuanhaoyinji,erhoukuanyicetangchuangtazuibianyuan。

【he,haoyizhaotoulianghuanzhu,bujinbimianlechupengshaqichouren,haiyiqirenzhidaohaizhibishen,bukuishiheihuananzhu。】

luoyuxixinxiayichen,zheinanrenfeichangjinshenminrui,xinsishenchen!

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bijing,yuanshenzhanggongzhuchunchunlianainao,zaoyilunxian,duinanzhuyantingjicong,baiyibaishun!

【ai,yuanshena,nimingmingshijiwanqianchongaiyuyishendezhanggongzhu,yaoshenmenanrenmeiyou,weishenmeyaodanglianainaoni!】

luoyuxizaixinzhongmomoaihao,taxiangzuodanvzhu,buxiangdanglianainaoa。

ketaxianzaiquebudebubanyanchengyuanshendexingshifengge。

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【jibunengbianhuaguoda,congeryinqitamenguoduohuaiyi。

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fanzheng,zheixiaochenyuanmuqianhaibuhuibatazenmeyang,zijixianzaijiushitashouxinzhongdeliewu。

tademudejiushijiangliewuyidianyidiandebirujuejing,zuihouzaihaobuliuqingdebopi、gerou、choujin、chaigu、yinxue!

【ai,renjiazhujiaochuanyue,jishiyigaicongqian,panruoliangren,dashasifang,doumeiyourenhewentiyuhouguo!

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dangchenguangmanguoxizhucanleishi,luoyuxiyonglandezhengkaishuangmou。

zhijianlveguosuoguchudeqingzihenji,erhouyoulizhishoubei,qingroufushangneikeruoyinruoxiandeshougongsha。

suihoujiangmuguangyizhidaixuedeyuanpazhishang,zuijiaoweiweigouqi,neishitateyiyongjinzancipoqigaishouzhimoshangqude。

“fumazuoye......haoshengweimengni。”xiaochenyuandeshoujiangzaiyaojianyupeizhishang。

luoyuxixieyanpiaoleyiyantayaojianlianjiayupei,xinxiashanguoyimohuyi。

taxianzaihaodaiyeshifumaye,zenmehaihuidaizheimelianjiadeyupei?

“chensihougongzhushuxi。”xiaochenyuanchuimoubikaizhangzhongmenglongdeyourenzhise,quezaixiayimiao,xianxianyuzuzaitalaibujifanyingzhishigouzhuleyaojianyudai。

luoyuxiranzhefengxianhuazhidecongbaixishouqingqinghuaguotadefubu:“jishenme?”

erhouguyirangsangyinjinzhechuchengyuludeshaya:“bengongyaohaisuanzhe,fumabubangworourou?”

xiaochenyuanhoujiegundong,qingzhuxianglihunjinyisixuexingqi——shitajiangzijidezhangxinqiachulexue。

“shichenmenglangle。”xiaochenyuanqiangxingshoulianqineixinfanyongdexianezhigan,peihezhedanxiyashangtabian。

zhijiangangyaochujiyidai,turanbeibingliangdejinzandizhuhoujie。