第4章 脱裤子的艺术

jinlaiderenheletayitiao,yinweiduifangquanshendoushixuelinlinde。

luonanshujihuwangjilehuxi,shixianluozainanrenshenshang,tacongbujuedezijishiwaimaoxiehuichengyuan,keshizheiyimiao,tahuaiyile。

tajianguozhangdeshuaidenanrenbushao,danshihenshaoyourenholddezhucuntou,nanrenlengjiaofenmingzhangdeshifenyingqi,shenqingmulang,danzuiyoutediandehaishizuomeishangdeyitiaoduanwen,tadiyicijianduanmei。

luonanshuxiangdaoleyigeci——zhansun。

tameiyoushuohua,zhishiduishangnanrenneishuangtaohuayandeshihou,zhenglenglejimiao。

nandaotayeshibeibangjialaidema?

zuoweinvshizailkshiyouyoudaide?fouzeneirenzenmejinlaideshihouyishendexue……

qinxikandaoluonanshudeshihouxianranyelengleyixia,buguosuijibianxiangmingbaile。

“niyeshibeibangjialaidema?”

piankechenmohou,haishiluonanshulvxiankailekou,buzhidaoweishenme,tajiushihenxianghezheigenanrenshuohua。

qinxibochunweimin,sikaolejimiao,didingleyisheng。

tasahuangle,tabushibeibangjialaide,tashibaluonanshubangjialaideren。

sahuangshiweilerangluonanshuduitafangxiajiexin。

“shilkderenshanglenima?”

“不是。”

qishitashenshangdaduoshuxuedoushibierende,danshitayouxietanxinnvrenyanshenzhongdedanyouheguanhuai,suoyimeiyoujieshi,yinweizheiyike,tadengleshiliunian。

“woshiwaikeyisheng,xuyaowobangnichulishangkouma?”

xiang,danshihuibaolutaqishizhishouleyidianxiaoshangdeshishi。

qinxirenzhenquanhenglelibi,erhoudiantou。

luonanshubangtachulishangkoudehua,takeyilitajinyixie。

meiyoubeijujue,luonanshuxiaole,tajuedeyanqianzheigenanrenxiangyizhishouleshangranhoudengdaizhurenanfudedagougou,momingdekeai。

danshixiayimiaotajiuyudaonantile,xianzaitashibeibangjiaderenzhi,bushizhanghuaiyiyuandamingdingdingdewaikeshengshouluonanshu,tameiyouzhuanyedeyiyonggongju。

qinxiyeyishidaolezheiyidian,suirantahenxianggaosutajiujuxiamiandedisangechoutiliyouyiliaobao,danshizheiyangzuohuirangtadiaoma,yinweitashizheidongbieshudezhuren。

haozaierhaoyingzishengliuyixianshengzuoweiyouxiudeliaoji,jishijiejuelewenti,zhijianshengliuyiturandakaimen,ranhoujiangyigejijiubaorengdaoqinxihuaili,rengxiayiju“zijichulishangkou”biantouyebuhuidilikai,haitiexindidaishanglemen。

洛南书:“……”

zongjuedeyouyidiandianbuduijing,danyoushuobushanglai。

haole,xianzaiyougongjule。

qinxidandansaoleyiyanshengliuyixiezhe“haoxiongdibuxie”debeiying,nazhejijiubaozoudaoluonanshugenqian:“mafannile。”

zouleyoutoutouzhehuilaiduozaichuangzixiamiantoutingdeshengliuyi:guoranaiqingshirentuotaihuangu。

aiqingzhenshitaiweidale,buxing,tayeyaoquzhaoyigexiaoguniangshujieyixia。

luonanshujianchawanjijiubaolideyongpin,qinxiyijingzuozaijiujindeshafashangle:“zuijiaohexiaobeizheilishoushangle,qitadifangdoushi……bierendexue。”

“hao,woxianbangnichulishoubeishangdeshang,waitaonengtuoyixiama?”

qinxiguaiguaidituolewaitao,shenchushoubeifangbianluonanshuchuli。

shiluonanshudehua,kuziyekeyijitatuo。