在动物围攻家人时,我选择拍手叫好第3章

第3章

zhibodashangdeqianyueduo,bamajideaiyueduo。

zheicairanglinyueruxinshengjidu,wodedongwupengyoumencaihuibeishanghai。

wohaishiyirujiwangditinghua。

kaishizaihuayuanzhibo,danzheicishijidajiajiemiworuhegendongwugoutong。

bamamangzhejilinyueruzuofan,meikongguanwodezhiboneirong。

wobashoujiduizhunlianjia,tuzidoubuqingchudeshuodao。

“yimenbushide,bamaduiwohenhao。”

“tamenhenaiwo,danxiaorujiejieshilingyangdexiaohai,suoyihuiduojitayidianai,henzhengchang。”

zonglaikanwodeyiyimengengjiaxinteng。

redushenggaoliuliangzengjia,fensishangzhangdaoliangqianwan,guanggaoshangdedianhuadadaobamashoujishang。

cantingchuanlaijidongbuyideshengyin。

“nishuoshenme?yitiaoguanggaoyiqianwan?nengjie,dangrannengjie。”

bamazhaohuwojincantingchifan,haibalinyuerumianqiandebaizhuoxiatuidaowomianqian。

“xiaoxingzhenbang,mamazhengaoxingshenglenizheimenenggandenver,duochidianbushenti。”

babakanleyinxingkadingjin500wandaozhang,lianshangdexiaorongdoukuaiyichu。

“xiaoxingzhenshiwojiadefuxing。”

jiuliangangcaimawodeguguyebaozhewoqin:“xiaoxing,paiguanggaobiewanglexiaoyue。”

tamenchenjinzaijinqiandexiyuezhong,sihaomeizhuyibeishishizhibo。

linyuerubeipaozainaohou,xincongtianshangdiedaogudi,yanlishanguoherendeguangmang。

wonaishengnaiqidizhizhelinyuerushuodao:“jiejie,nibugaoxingma?”

zheihuaxiangshiyipenlengshuipozaibamatoushang,kanxianglinyuerudeyanshenliyouyisizebei。

jiulianduitawenroudebabayekaishishuozhonghua。

“pingshiwojiushizheiyangjiaonidema?”

hedelinyueruyankuangshunjianhongle,kuhaozheshuomeiyou。

mamaburenxinlinyueruku,zhihaolazhubabadeshoushuodao:“haole,xiaoruyixiangtinghuadongshi,yexushigewuhui。”

woxiaoshouyidong,zheishihuayuanlidedongwumenkaishibaozao。

jialibeigaodeyipianlangjie,jizhiegouziyakanzhebama。

yiqundushebaguguhelinyueerbeibizhijiaoluo。

erzhamaodemaomizhengsisiyaozhulinyuerudeshuangtui,xianchanghunluan。

bamarangwoganjinanfutamen,woquetingzaiyuandibudong。

linyueruturandahanyisheng。

“shitanvedaidongwu!suoyidongwucaigongjiwomen。”

直播间炸开锅。

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bamanazhegunzidangzhuegou,chongguoquqianglinyuerudeshouji,guandiaozhibo,kehaishizaiwangluoshangxunsufajiao。

woxiaoshouyigou,dongwumenshunjiananjing。

“linyueru,nizaihushuoshenme,xiaoxingjueduibukenengnvedaidongwu。”

“这是意外!”

zhiwangzhewoyigexiaohaizhuanqiandeguguyexiangzhewoshuohua。