宅斗王者:全家跪着听我训话!第3章

“zenmehuishi?”wozhouqimei。

qiuyuehuanghuangzhangzhangpaojinlai:“er**!buhaole!zhaopozi……zhaopozita……tagendachufangderendaqilaile!”

daqilaile?zhaopozineigelaogebolaotuide?

wofangxiashu,qishenzouchuqu。

yuanzili,zhaopozizhengbeilianggebangdayaoyuandechuniangjiazhegebo,toufasanluan,lianshanghaiyoujidaozhuahen,laoleizonghengdikuhanzhe:“……qifurenna!qifuwomenyuanlimeirenna!laopoziwohuoledabanbeizi,meizheimebiequguo!neizhouzhaziliangoudoubuchi!pingshenmejiujiwomener**chizheige!”

yigeguanshimoyangdemama,zhengshizhiqianjianguodewenmama,shuangshouchayaozhanzaizhongjian,yiliankebo:“pei!laobuside!nihaiyoulile?dachufangmangdejiaobuzhandi,jinimensongfanwanledianzenmele?zhouchoulexile,neishijiwaimianqiongguichide!nimener**jingui?youkourehudejiubucuole!haitiaosanjiansi!wokanjiushier**banimenzongdemeigeguijule!”

“nihushuo!neizhoujiushisoude!dousuanle!nimenjiushiguyide!”zhaopozizhengzhazhema。

“fangpi!”wenmamacuileyikou,“zijilaoyanhunhuabiziyehuaile?haiganwumiedachufang!wokanjiushiqianshoushi!jiwoda!rangtazhangzhangjixing!”

neilianggechunianglikeyangqibazhang。

“住手!”

woyishenglenghe,kuaibuzouguoqu。

wenmamakandaowo,sanjiaoyanlishanguoyisideyihetiaoxin,lianshangquejichujiaxiao:“aiyo,er**ninzenmechulaile?zheidianxiaoshinaganlaofannin?zheilaohuobushouguiju,chongzhuangdachufang,nubizhengtininguanjiaoni!”

neilianggechuniangyetingleshou,danyijiusisizhuazhezhaopozi。

zhaopozikandaowo,kudegenglihaile:“er**!tamenqifuren!songlaidezhoushisoude!laonuqulilun,tamenjiudongshoudaren……”

“wenmama,”womuguanglenglengdisaoguota,“jinrilabashizhou,shifulijidexingshandehaoshi。zenmedaolenizheili,jiubianchengdongshoudarenle?haishidawoyuanzilideren?”

wenmamapixiaoroubuxiao:“er**yanzhongle。shizaishizheizhaopoziwuliqunao,paodaodachufangsapo,danwuleshizhoudezhengshi!nubiyeshianguijubanshi。”

“guiju?”wozoujinyibu,dingzhetadeyanjing,“wenfudeguiju,jiushiguanshipozikeyisuiyizedaxiaren?haishishuo,zheiguiju,shiniwenmamazijidingde?”

wenmamabeiwobishi,yanshenshanshuoleyixia,qiangchengzhe:“nubibugan!danzheizhaopozichongzhuangdachufangshishishi!danwuleshizhou,zheizerensheidandeqi?huitoulaoyeheliuyiniangguaizuixialai……”

“zeren?”wodaduanta,shengyindourantigao,“zerenjiushinimendachufangguyikekouwoyuanzidehuoshi,songsouzhouguolai!zerenjiushinimendongshoudawoyuanzilideren!zhaopoziqulilun,shitadebenfen!zenmedaolenizuili,jiuchenglechongzhuang?”

womengdizhixiangyuanmenkougangbeiqiuyuejianhuilaideshihe,gaizishuaikaile,limiandezhouposachulaiyidaban,sanfachudandandesuanwei:“soumeisou,zhanglebizidedouwendechulai!wenmama,yaobuyaonizijichangchang,kankanzheizhou,shibushi‘goudoubuchi’?”

wenmamalianseyibian,gengzhebozi:“er**!ninbunengtingzheilaohuoyimianzhicijiuwumiedachufang!zheizhou……zheizhouxushilushangdianbo,fangliangleyoudianweier……”

“he,”wolengxiao,“lushangdianbo?congdachufangdaowozheili,jibulu?haishinimendachufangderen,guyizai‘dianbo’?wenmama,nikoukoushengshengguijuzeren,neiwowenni,anfugui,kedaizhuzi,gaidanghezui?guyisongsoushi,gaidanghezui?dongshououdaqitayuanzideren,yougaidanghezui?”

woyijujieyiju,bubujinbi。wenmamabeiwowendeyakouwuyan,eshangmaochuxihan。tameixiangdaowohuizheimenanchan,jujuzhuazhuyaohai。

pangbiankanrenaodexiarenyuelaiyueduo,zhizhidiandian。

“zheizhou……haoxiangshiyoudianweier……”

“wenmamayetaibadaole,zhaopozidouduodanianjile……”

“er**xianzaikelihaile……”

wenmamalianshangguabuzhule,naoxiuchengnu:“er**!ninzheishifeiyaogendachufangguobuqu,genfurenguobuqule?furensuiranjinzu,kehaishi……”

“bizui!”wolishengheduanta,shengyindaizheyizhongburongzhiyidechuantouli,“taichudimulaiyawo?wenmama,wokannishiwanglezijideshenfen!nibuguoshigenucai!zhuzishuohua,younichazuidefen?”

wenmamabeiwodangzhonghechi,lianpizhangchenglezihongse,qidehunshenfadou。

“jinrizhishi,wokandeqingqingchuchu。”womuguangsaoguozhongren,shengyinqingxi,“dachufangsongsouzhou,dongshoudawoyuanzideren,shiniwenmamazongrongshenzhizhishi!zhaopoziweihuzhuzi,fanzaoouda!shifeiquzhi,ziyougonglun!”

wokanxiangzhuazhezhaopozideneilianggechuniang:“fangkaita!”

neilianggechuniangbeiwodeqishishezhu,xiayishisongkaileshou。

zhaopoziliangqiangyibu,pudaowojiaobian,baozhewodetuihaotaodaku:“er**!ninyaoweilaonuzuozhua!”

“qilai。”wofuqita,kanxiangliansetieqingdewenmama,“wenmama,nishizijiquzhaoliuyiniangqingzui,haishiwoyazheni,qufuqinmianqian,qingfuqinpingpingli,kankanzheiwenfudeguiju,daodishisheishuolesuan?shunbianwenwenfuqin,jizhuzisongsoushi,gaibugaidaduantuidiuchuqu!”

“yucizhiwu”deweixieyouzaierbian,wenhongyezuihenhouzhaichushinaodaotagenqian。wenmamaxianranyexiangdaolezheidian,lianshunjiancanbairuzhi。

“ni……ni……”tazhizhewo,shouzhizhandou,queyigeziyeshuobuchulai。

“gun!”wolenglengtuchuyigezi。

wenmamayuandudiwanlewoyiyan,youkankanzhouweiqieqiesiyudexiaren,zhidaojintiantaobulehao,zhinenghenhenyiduojiao,daizheneilianggechuniang,huiliuliudijikairenqunzoule。

yuanzilianjingxialai。zhaopozihaizaichouye。

wokanxiangzhouweidexiaren,muguangpingjingwubo:“dousanleba。gaiganshenmeganshenme。”

xiarenmenjiechudaowodemuguang,fenfendixiatou,xunsusanqu。

fuzhezhaopozihuiwu,rangqiuyuedaleshuijitacaxi。zhaopoziyibiancalianyibiankusu:“er**……laonu……laonujininremafanle……keneizhou……shizaishi……”

“wozhidao。”wodaduanta,shengyinfanghuanlexie,“nizuodedui。yihou,danfanwoyuanzilidechishiyongduchulewenti,zhiguanquwen,quzheng。chuleshi,youwo。”

zhaopozitaiqihunzhuodelaoyan,zhengzhengdikanzhewo,yanleiliudegengxiongle,danzheiyici,limianchuleweiqu,sihuduoleyidianbiedeshenme。

“qiuyue,”wokanxiangpangbianheshadexiaoyahuan,“quxiaochufangkankan,youmeiyoushenmexianchengdechishi,jizhaomamanongdian。”

“shi!shi!”qiuyuelianmangpaolechuqu。

wokanzhezhaopozineizhangbumanzhouwenheleihendelian。tahuoxuyudun,huoxumeishenmedayong,danjintiantaganweileneiwansouzhouquzheng,jiuzhengmingtaxinli,zhishaoshixiangzhezheigeyuanzide。

zheidunda,meibaiai。zhishao,rangzheiyuanzilishengxiadelianggeren,yinyuemingbailegenzhewo,huoxubuhuiyongyuanshouqi。

wenmamazaiwozheilichilebie,zhangshineibianbukenengmeiyouhouxu。

labayiguo,nianguanjiangjin。fulikaishizhunbeinianhuo,dasaochuchen。liuyiniangmingyishangguanjia,shijichuchushouchezhou,mangdejiaotoulane,yegubushangwole。

zheitian,wenhongyeshenbiandezhangsuiwenpingturanlaidaowoyuanzi。

“er**,laoyeqingninqushufangyitang。”wenpingtaidukeqi,danyanshenlidaizheyisibuyichajuedetongqing。

shufang?wenhongyezhudongzhaowo?taiyangdaxibianchulaile?