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zhengdaozhiguangzhangdezhenkuai，xiangjiucaidalejisu。
zhoumo，wohelongdashandaitaqumaiyifu。
gangzoudaoxiangkou，jiuzhuangshanglegebilaowangjia。
wangjianeixionghaizi，yichuanletadiemadejiansuankebo，kanjianguyujiufanbaiyan：
“yo，zheibushineigejianlaidexiaoyezhongma?”
wozhijiejiuzhale!zuanmoshiqidong：
“nigexiaobieduzishigangchiledafenma?zuizheimechou!nidiemameijiaoguonizenmezuorenma?edui，kantamenneiwaigualiezaodeyangzi，gujizijidoumeihuomingbai!jiyinzheiwanyier，zhenshiwendingderangrenluolei!”
xionghaizitadie，zhangdegentougouxiongside，beiwomadelianhongbozicu，houzhejiuchongguolaiyaodongshou：
“nigechouniangmenshuoshenme!”
woxiayishibaguyuwangshenhouyila。
“砰!”
meidengwofanyingguolai，longdashanyijingdongrutuotu，yijibiaozhundeyougouquan，zhijiebaneibitagaoyitoudegouxiongliaodaozaidi。
gouxiongwuzhelian，aoaozhijiao，gujiyadousonglejike。
“zuibafangganjingdian，”longdashanhuodongzheshouwan，yuqibingleng，“zaigandongwoxifuerheerzi，worangnizhidaohuaerweishenmezheiyanghong。”
xionghaizitamahedejianjiao，laqidishangdenanrenhekujijideerzi，huiliuliudipaole。
zhouweikanrenaodelinjudaqibuganchu。
woxinlimeizizi，bukuishiwonanren!
longdashanshuaileshuaishouwan，huitoukanwo，caolianshangnandeyoudianjinzhang：
“xifuer，meishiba?”
woyaoyaotou，ditoukanxiangguyu。
xiaojiahuolianshangmeishenmebiaoqing，danzuanjindexiaoquantoubaoluletadeqingxu。
“erza，”woqingleqingsangzi，“bietingtamenxialielie，nibushineisha，nishi……”woxianglebantian，“nishiwomenjingxintiaoxuandejiatingchengyuan!”
longdashanzaipangbianmengdiantou：“dui!jingtiaoxixuan!bimaicaipiaohainan!”
hei，bukuishiwolaogong，zheibiyujuele。
guyutaiqitou，henrenzhendikanzhewomen：“xiexienimen。”
chaquguohou，womenjixuwangfuzhuangpifashichangzou。
luguoshangchangmenkoudebingjilingzhuanju，wuyanliusedebingjilingqiuduidexiangxiaoshan，woyanjingdouzhile。
woyanleyankoushui，tongletongguyu：“erza，xiangbuxiangchibingjiling?”
tongshi，fengkuangyongyanshenjitaanshi：lookinmyeyes!kuaishuoxiangchi!kuaishuoxiangchi……”
guyuchenmoleliangmiao，weiweitanlekouqi：“xiangchi。”
“haolei!”wohuanhuyisheng，malidimailelianggezuidadetiantong。
ranhou，yixunleibujiyanerzhishigandiaolewoshoulide，youxinanlidedi“chang”leyibanguyude。
嗯，真香!
huidaojia，longdashanleile，xiguanxingdixiangmoyan。
gangtaochulai，guyujiubuzhidaocongnalitaochuliangge……feibumoxing。
yibenzhengjingdikaishijiangjie：“longshu，genjushijieweishengzuzhitongji，yancaoyanwuzhonghanyouqiqianduozhonghuaxuewuzhi，qizhongzhishaoyou69zhongshiyizhidezhiaiwu。xiyanhuidaozhifeibuxianweihua、feiqizhong，zuizhongkenengfazhanweifeiai。nikanzheigemoxing，heisedebufenjiushijiaoyouchenji……”
longdashandiaozhemeidianrandeyan，lengzaiyuandi，biaoqingfangfobeileipile。
woxinlineijiaoyigeyuntie!
kankan!kankanzanzheierzi!
多懂事!
多孝顺!
zhidaoguanxinlaofuqindeshentijiankang!
zheijueduishiweilebaodawodebingjilingzhien!
woganjinjitadianzan：“shuodehao!erza!nibajiushiqianguanjiao!yihoutazaichouyan，nijiunazheigemoxingduitalianshang!”
guyudiandiantou，ranhouzhuanguotou，pingjingdikanzhewo：
“qianyi，niyeyiyang。aoyeshuajuduishentishanghaihenda，huidaozhineifenmishidiao，jiasupifushuailao，zengjiaxinxueguanjibingfengxian。wojinishedingleqiangzhiguanjishijian。wanshangshidianbanyihou，shoujizidongsuoding，youzhuyuniguilvzuoxi。”
wolianshangdexiaorongjiangzhule。
longdashanzaiyipangbiexiaobiedejianbangzhidou，lianshangminghuanghuangxiezhe“hahahahaniyeyoujintian”。
我怒从心中起：
“longdashan，nidanerfeileshibushi?xing，laoniangjintianbuaoyele，‘aoniao’!sheidoubiexianghao!”
guyuwuzheerduolikaile。
congneitianqi，wohelongdashanchedilunweileguyu“jiankangshenghuojihua”dexiaobaishu。
woliangandilijiemeng，jianlile“fanguyutongyizhanxian”，jieguoquebianchengledaxingfanchexianchang。
woqianjiaogangzanghaoshupian，longdashanhoujiaojiubawojichumaile，zhiweilenengheyikouxiaojiu。
longdashangangxiangtoutoudiangenyan，wojiulikexiangguyujubao，yiqiuhuode“duokanshifenzhongshouji”dejiangli。
woliangdelianmeng，cuiruodexiangzhihudedenglong，yichuojiupo。
guyuxianggejilvweiyuan，nagexiaobenbendandingdijiwomenjiguo，ranhoujiabei“guanhuai”。
zheirizi，meifaguole……
gengxueshangjiashuangdeshi，jialideliudongzijinyoukuaijiandile。
woliangyiheji，yeheifenggao，zhengshi“ganpiaodade”dehaoshiji。
jihuahaimeikaishishishi，guyujiuba“mozhua”shenxianglewomenneizangzaichuangdixia、saizaijiuxiehelide“xiaojinku”。
tabuzhidaocongnaerxuelaide，jiwomenzhidingleyitaoxiangjinde“jiatingcaiwujihua”。
内容包括但不限于：
meirijizhang，qiangzhichuxu，fengxianpinggu，yiji……xiaoejijindingtouhegoumaiyiwaibaoxian???
wokanzheneizhangxiemanlezhuanyeshuyudea4zhi，rendoushale。zheihaizishibushitoutoubaolemba?
genglipudeshi，guoleduanshijian，taneigetouzi，juranzhendeyoushouyile!
buguanggouwomenrichangkaixiao，shenzhihainengjiguyumaijibensiguidekewaishu。
wohelongdashanmianmianxiangqu，daxiaole“ganpiaodade”deniantou。
wanshang，wosuanzheguyuzhuanlaideqian，xinqingfuzadexiangyituanluanma。
qianshiyoule，rizishianwenle，ketazhei……zheibushili“yangfeijihua”yuelaiyueyuanlema?
wohuranyigejiling，xiangqizhiqianhelongdashanshangliang“damaimai”deshihou……zheixiaozaizi，gaibuhuitingdaoleba?
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rizizaijifeigoutiaohebeiguyu“kexueguanli”dejiafengzhong，yihuanghenduonianguoqule。
guyushiliusuizheinian，jialilaileyiwei“busuzhike”。
zheitianxiawu，wohelongdashanzhengtanzaishafashang，wei“jinwansheixiwan”jinxingyouhaoerreliedecaiquan，waimianturanchuanlaiyizhenyinqingdehongming。
yiliangheidefaliang、nengyingchurenyingdehaoche，zhengbadaoditingzaiwomenneidongpolouxia。
jiuxianghuafeiwurule《xiangcunaiqing》pianchang，gegeburu。
chemendakai，xialaiyigexizhuanggelv、pixiezengliangdenanren。
tajingzhizoudaowomenjiamenkou，qiaoleqiaomen。
longdashanshulecaiquan，buqingbuyuandiqukaimen。
nanrenyuqipingdan，shuotashiguyudeyuanfangqinqi，xinglin，zheicilaishishougurensuotuo，xiangjiehuiguyu，jitagenghaodeshenghuohejiaoyu。
wohelongdashanduishiyiyan，shunjianshihua。
林!正!宏!
zheimingzi，zheipaitou，huachenghuiwomendourende!
qianshijiushizheigenanren，shouyangleguyu，yiluzaqian、zaziyuan。
yingshengshengbayigehaohaodehaizipeiyangchenglexinhenshoula、liuqinburendeshangjieyanluowang!
zuihou，woliangjiugazaitabaobeiyangzishoushang!
laotianyea!juqingyaozhongyanle?