脑子寄存处——
【nvzhuyouchunyouyu，xiongdamaomei，helaonanrenjiangjiangniangniang，wuroubuhuan，xihuanlaoniuchinencaodeqingjiashujia，xihuanchuaizaipaoludeqingjiashujia，laonanrentebiantai，xihuanzhifuyouhuodejiashujia，zouguoluguodexiaoxiannvjinlaikankan，jiashujiafadacai，hahaha…】
“songheting，woyaojiajini！”
nanqiaojiandingdeshuochuzheijuhua，mouzilidaizhehenyi。
jiuzaiganggang，tazhongshengle，zhongshengdaonazhedingqinwenshulaichenglizhaowawaqinduixianglvxinghunyuedeshihou。
daizhejudaqiruhebugan，talimazuochulezheigekansihuangtangdejueding，neijiushijiajiwawaqinduixiangdeyangfu——moufengshanchangdalaobansongheting。
buguantayouduogaobukepan，zijiyeyaopanshangzheikedashu，rangsongliminghanzijima！
qianshi，tazaisuchenglaojiaguobuxiaqule，laichenglitoubenweihunfusongliming，songlimingxianqitaxiangxialaidebingbulvxinghunyue，weiquchenglidebaifumei，jinbuxizhaorendianwuta，huihuaitamingsheng。
tayemeiyouqiangshijiajita，jiuquwaimianzhaolefencantingdegongzuo，taxianqitadiuren，burangcantingluyongta，tazhaoshenmegongzuodouhuibeitapohuai，duitaganjinshajue。
beiliumangqiru，tabeiqiansonghuixiang，gensuitayiqihuixiangdehaiyoutabujie，ranlezangbingdexiaoxi。
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yaozhidao，tabacengjingyeshigejunren，tashilieshizinv，xinzhongyeyouzheyiqiangrechen，duishenghuomanshixiangwang，ketabeiwujiaren，beiqinma，beiweihunfubishanglejuelu。
tahetadeqinshishiliangjiababadingxiade，zijibabajiulezhanyoudeming，zhanyoushifenganjijiuyubabadingxialezheimenqinshi，shuoyihouyidinghuirangerziduixiaoyatouhao。
zhanyouhenzhencheng，hebabaguanxiyehao，babakanxiaoliminghendongshi，hentengnver，jiudayinglezheimenqinshi。
kewushirenfei，babazhansi，mamagaijiaxiangxiazhuma，genbenbujiangtazheigenverfangxinshang，shenzhirangzijijialaoguanfuweijixiongchouqianquxifu。
ersongliming，zaoyebushineigeduitahehuyoujiadexiaogege，tababayezhansile，tazaijiyuanqiaohexiabeiyouqianrenshouyang，zaoyiwangjitazheigeershidexiaomeimei，gengyanehetayouhunyue，qianfangbaijiyaozhengsita，juedetarangtamengxiule。
tashijunxiaogaocaisheng，weilaiqiantubukeguliang，erzijizhishigechuzhongsheng，genbenpeibushangta，erqietayangfuyouyouqian，tanalihaikandeshangta，zaojiuhejunbumourendenverdingqing，yaobatachuzhierhoukuai。
“nanqiao，nidelianni？nipanbushangwole，youxiangjiajiwoba？ai，wozhenshixiaokanlenizheigexiangxiaxiaobiesanle！”
songlimingyouxienanyizhixin，tabadoukuaisishiderenle，tacaihaoda？zheimingxianjiushipanlongfufeng，xiangguohaorizi，haixiangdangtama。
zheijitageyingde，wanfandoubuxiangchile！
nanqiaozuanzheyijiao，shenqingjinzhangyoujianding：“songchangzhangruoshibudaying，wojiunaodaosonglimingxuexiaoqu，suiranxianzaitichangziyoulianai，yebuxingshenmewawaqinle，danwobawobadeshihetabadeshiyishuo，duitazheizhongwangenfuyiderenyingxianghaishitingdade。”
“wonaliwangenfuyi？”songlimingzhizhezijishuo：“womenshimeiyougongtongmubiao，shenghuobudaoyiqideren，erqiexianzaibuxingbaobanhunyin，womenjiechuhunyueheqingheli，nishaoyongnongcunneitaopofudehualaihaiwo！”
nanqiaoshixiaoleyixia，yanliyouleiguang，woshangbeizibushichengquannilema？jieguoni，wozaichenglizhaofengongzuonidouburang，wulunwozhaoshenmegongzuonidoupohuai，haizhaorendianwuwo，jiushiburangwozaichenglidai。
wohenishuojuhuanidouyane，zheishigongtongmubiaodeshima？nigenbenbujiwoshenghuoxiaqudexiwang，nidexinyouduohei！
“pofuhenhaoya，duinidejunlvshengyayouyingxiangjiuxing，rangdajiakankannizheigelieshideerziyouduobudidao！”
“ni！”songlimingyanlishanguoyane：“shuowo，niyounenghaoduoshao，nibuyeshilieshizinv，weishenmeyaohuxiangshanghai？nizaixiangxiahaohaojiarenbuxingma？”
“neiniqujiajishazhude，tayijingdapaolianggexifule，nizheishixianghaisiwo！”
nanqiaoyanleidouchulaile，youkanxiangzhenpishafashangdamajindaodesongheting：“nibuquwo，nierzijiubiexiangananwenwenbiye！”
songhetingmouzizaojiumiqi，cishishanzhelinglideguang，shoulijiazhegenxiangyan，mingmingmiemiede，shuochudehuabudaiyidianwendu：“na3000kuaiqianzouba，buxing5000yekeyi。”
guorancaidaqicu！heqianshiyiyang，qianshitayeshuojiqianrangtalikai，keshitabunenglikai，xiangxiadeqinmahewujiarenjiushichailanghubao，tazhixiangzaiwaimianduozhe，jiumeiyaotadeqian，zijichuquzhaolegongzuo。
zuihouluodegeqicanxiachang。
erzheiyishi，tazhixiangbaochou，yaojiajita，yaocaizaisonglimingtouding，yaotashiquyiqie。
“wobuyaoqian，wojiuyaojiajini，meidetan！”
“nishixiangyaogengduoba？nihaixiangbaofuwohuihunshibushi？nanqiao，nitandewuyan，xinbiheimeitanhaihei！”
zheigeshizidakaikoudenvren，jiranxiangyaobabadechanye，xiangyaoyazijiyitou，songlimingkanmingbaile。
“buquwojiuquxuexiaonao，wozaishuozuihouyici！”
nanqiaomanqianghenyi，yanlishanzhejueran，xiangzhetajiaozijimajiuwubichangkuai，zijiyidingyaodachengzheijianshi，genqianmeiguanxi。
“jiajiwokemeihaoriziguo，wokeshigelengqinglengxinderen，duinibuhuishengchubanfenlianmin，wobuduodewenqingdoujileliming，niyebiexiangcongwoshenshanglaodaoyifenqian，jiushiduogejiehunzhengeryi。”
songhetinglengchendeshuozheihua，duizheigebubuxiangbiderenmeiyouyidianhaoyinxiang，tayaozuo，tahuirangtazhidaoshidaodexiane，rangtahouhuijintiandejueding。
“行！”
nanqiaoxinzhanzhande，zheigelingrendanhandenanrenrangtatuijiaofama，jiutazuozaineilideqishidougouherende，dantameiyougenghaodebanfacaizhusongliming，zhihaobinlinxianzhao。
“你真不要脸！”
songlimingyanedeshuo，xiangyaotajiaoma，neibunenggou，dantayebudasuanzaishuoshenme，tabamingxianyaonvezheinvren。
tabachizhashangjieduonian，kebushishancha，tayaotumoubugui，tabahuirangtazhidaohuaerweishenmezheiyanghong。
tataobudaohao，taobudaohao！
tazaixinlianweiziji，yezhiyourangtabaqulezheigenvren，tacainenganranwuyangdebiye，cainenghexihuanderenzaiyiqi，cainengdazhanquanjiao。
“neixianzaijiuqulingzheng，woshijianbuduo。”
songhetingzhanleqilai，yanshenshenbujiandi，xiangdanglingli。