第3章
“wodarenziranshiyouyuanyin，yaoburanpaozheimedalaoyuanlaizouta？”
“hao，nidashangzheimeduoren，bushuogeliyouchulai，woxianzaijiuqujipaichusuodadianhua，guannigeshitianbangeyue！”
hongxiuzhangdamadashenghanleyiju。
suirantabingbuxihuanxushenglizheigejieliuzi，yebuxiangguantadexianshi。danzheigemoshengxiaohuozizhaoshangmenlaidaren，gaochuzheimedazhangzhenzhang。
zhizesuozai，bunengbuguan。
“他欺负我老婆！”
tinglezheihua，hongxiuzhangdamazhoulezhoumei，“tingnideyisishi，tamenqifulenilaopo，suoyinicaidaren？”
“bu，bushitamen，zhiyouta！”
liqianchengbinglengdizhushizhexushengli。
“tazenmeqifudenilaopo？”
weizailoudaolidezhongrentinglezheihua，douganxingqudishuqileerduo。zheizhongdaizheyansedebaguaxiaoxi，zuishixiyinren。
liqianchengzhidaozheishiqingbixudeshuoqingchu，yifangmianshiweiletizijikaituo，lingyifangmianyeshiyaogaosuneiyibangjieliuzi，sheiganzaidongtalaopo，doudezaixinlidianliangdianliang。
yushi，bianjiangxushengliruheqifujiangyutingdeshiqingyiwuyishishuolechulai。
dangzhongrentingdao，xushenglidiaoxijiangyutingbeiju，shengqizalerenjiadesushedeshihou，zhiqianhaimanhuaibaguadeshenqingbianle。
kanxiangduifangdeyanshendangzhongchongmanlebiyi。
“nimenshuo，wogaibugaitiwolaopochutou，gaibugaidazheigoudongxi！”
duiyuqunzhongdefanying，liqianchenghenmanyi，zaicidiaodongleyifanposhidazhongdeqingxu。
“该！”
buzhishisheihuiyingleyiju。
yuxiazhongrenyedoufenfenfuhe，loudaolihaiyoujimingtongyangzaifangzhichangshangbandenvgong，zaojiutingshuolezheishi，xianzailejieqingchuleshiqingdeyuanwei，zaiyipangdashenggenzhemaleqilai。
“taibuyaolianle，yigedalaoyemenqifuyigenvren。”
“jiushi，haidushangmenqu，zarenjiadongxi，jianzhijiushiliumang，yinggaibeizhuaqilai！”
tingzhezhongrendezhize，xushengliyouxiuyounu，neigejiangjiujingshenwenmingjianshedeniandai，minzhongbixianzairenlianpibodeduo，yegengjiazhuzhongzijidemingsheng。
tazhanglehonglian，ganjuezijidezunyanxiangshibeirenboxialai，fangzaidishangfanfumoca，jinerbiandexiesidili。
“nimenpingshenmezhizewo？taqianlewosanbaikuaiqian......”
“qianniqian，nijiunengdiaoxiwolaopo？jiunengzatafangzi？”
“nizijishuobalaopomaijiwodizhai！”
youyigejingtiandaguabeipaolechulai。
zhongrendemuguangqishuashualuozaileliqianchengshenshang。
houzhelianbuhong，xinbutiao，“wochengren，woshiqianlenisanbaikuaiqian，danwokemeishuobalaopomaijini！”
这话对，也不对。
bajiangyutingnaqudiduzhai，shixushenglitichulaide，qianshideliqianchengzhishidiantoudaying。
“你......”
“woshenmewo，balaopomaijini，zheizhongshiqingwonengdaying？neiwobuchengrenfanzile？mingmingshinizijichoubuyaolian，yizhixiangdawolaopodezhuyi！”
“**放屁！”
liqianchenghuanshiyiquan，kaikoudao：“wozheigerenqishitebiedanchun，zheiyidiandajiakenengbulejie。danxushenglishigeshenmeyangdexingzi，xiangbijiefanglinjudouqingchu。”
zheihuayichu，zhongrenpinpindiantou。
doushiyouxieniantoudelinjule。xushengli，zheirenwuyeyouminyige，chihepiaodu，yangyangdouzhan。zhuzhezheifujinderen，sheibuzhidao？
zheiyangderen，dingshangbierendelaopo，bianxiexiahua，shangmendiaoxibucheng，jieguozalerenjiadedongxi。
zuochuzhurucileideshiqing，yidianyebuxiqi。
loudaolidezhongrenyoukaishiduitazhizhidiandian。tingzheyulunchaozheliqianchengyibiandao。
xushenglijuedeyouxieweiqu，eshangqingjinbaoqi，yishijianshiqulelizhi。
talunqiquantou，chaozheliqianchengchongleguoqu。
“zenme，haiyaodongshou？”
houzheyijiliaoyintui，zhengzheyaohai。xushenglichongdaoyiban，xiangshizhushudelongxia，gongzheshenshuaidaozaidi，fachuyizhencanjuerenhuandeaihao。
hongxiuzhangdamasonglesongmeitou，danyejinjinzhishiruci。
“huangayi，tadawo，nibuguanguan？”
haobantian，xushenglicaihuanguoqilai，qiuzhusidekanxiangduifang，hongxiuzhangdamaxinlianma：zhiqianbushizongxianwofangainijuzhongdapai？jiaowolaobusideme？zheihuierkaishijiao“ayi”le？
tazuilidandandishuodao：“zheirangwozaguan？zheishitongzhizhijiandeneibumaodun。nidiaoxibierenlaopo，zalerenjiadedongxi，jiubuxurenjiadani？nimenzijijiejueba。”
“好啊！”
xushenglimoleyibaetoutengchudelenghan，yiqiyifudexiongtang，xianshizhetacikeneixinshenchudejidubugan。
tashizhenmeixiangdao，beirenzhaoshangmenlaidaleyidun，zaichangzheimeduojiefanglinju，meirenbangmangyejiusuanle，haifenfenshuluozijidebushi！
tahuanshiyiquan，zijidejigepaiyou，cishizhengguaiguaidizhanqiyipang，xiangshibeifazhandexiaoxuesheng，pidoubuganfang。
“liqiancheng，niqianqianbuhaihaidaren！jianzhimuwuwangfa，woyaoqugaoni！”
“呵呵”
liqianchenglenglengyixiao，“yimashiguiyimashi。wodanishiyinweinidiaoxiwolaopo，zaletadesushe！qiannideqian，womeishuobuhai，biedanxin，henkuaihuijinibushang。”
tawangqianzouleliangbu，yibajiuzhuduifangdeyiling，sisididingzheta，“jizhule，zaigandawolaopodezhuyi，feidezhengsinibuke！”
“还有你们，”
liqianchengzhilezhixushenglidejigepaiyou，“younageganbeihoujiaoshegen，shihuaide，xushenglijiushinimendeqianchezhijian！”
shuoba，touyebuhui，zhuanshenlikai。
jianzaiwurenaokekan，zhongrenfenfenlichang。
zhuzaixushengligebidejijiazhuhu，xiangshifangzeiyiyang，jinjinguanshanglefangmen。
jigeaizoudepaiyou，genxushenglideguanxibingbusuanhentie，momingqimiaohetayiqiailedunzou，xinliduoshaoyoudianbushufu，zhaohudoumeida，zhijiexialelou，gezihuijia。
zhiyouxushenglideneigexiaodi，wuzhezhongzhangdesaibangzizouleguolai。
“xuge，nibushishuoneixiaozishigewonangfeime？nishibushigaocuole，zheinalishiwonangfei，wanquanshigehenchazia！”
zheigewenti，baxushengliyejiwenmengle，hezijixiaodiyiyangbaisibudeqijie。
tadeyanzhongdaizheyisiweiju，gengduodeshizeshinuhuo，“shiwokanzouleyan，buguo，zheishiqingmeiwan。”
jiezhexiaodidechanfu，tayiqueyiguaidizhanleqilai，youshoujinjinwuzhushuangtuizhijiandeweizhi，bushididaochouzheliangqi，“niqubawodezixingcheqiguolai，songwoqutangyiyuan。”