第1章废物重生
这什么味道？好苦！
lianghuanzabazhezuizhengkaiyan，yigucibideweidaochongdaolebiqiangli。yanqianshiyigemoshengdefangjian，fahuangdechuanglian，chenjiudejiaju，daochutouzhetaxiaoshihouneigeniandaideqixi。
这是哪儿？
lianghuanyouxiemeng，tanulihuiyizheshangyimiaofashengdeshi。
“ahuan，bayaochile。”
shangyimiao，tatangzaichuangshang，nvpengyouqinbeibeiweitaduanlaileyao，tahelezhihoujiushenmeyebuzhidaole。
大郎，该吃药了…
lingyigeshengyinzaitanaodailihuixiang，tadunshilenghanlinli。tashiyijiashangshirihuagongsidedongshizhang，weihun。ertadehaogemenliujunhetadenvpengyouqinbeibeigoudachengjian，mimouduoqutagongsidegufen。tafaxianzhihouzhaoduifanglilun，quebeidashangle，qinbeibeiguizaitachuangqianbiaoshihuiheliujunyidaoliangduan，ranhouduanlaileyao。
我死了！？
xiangdaozheili，lianghuandachiyijing，mengdicongchuangshangzuoqilai，ditouyikan，xiongqiandebaichenshanshangyouyipianlvsedeoutuwu，neicibideweidaojiushicongzheilisanfachulaide。
农药？
lianghuanwendaolezheigeweidao。
turan，wushujiyidesuipianyourukaizhadehongshuixiongyongerlai，zaitayanqianzuchengyidaodaozhuandongdeguangmu。
zheiyishidezhurengentatongming，danbutongmingyun，erqiezhiyouxiaoxuewenhua，nongcunren，quleyigechenglideguniangweiqi，haiyouyigeyangqidemingzi，aimixue。liangrenshiziyoulianaijiehun，anlilaishuo，yiqiedouyinggaifeichangmeimancaidui。dandangtianmiguoqu，liangrendemaodunbiandeyuelaiyueda。
lianghuanshinongcunren，erqieshinongcunhukou，meiyouxueli，zheiyangdeqingkuangzaibalingniandaishizhaobudaorenhegongzuode。ertadelaopoaimixuejiubutongle，chengshihukou，dushengnv，qiannianjielefuqindeban，duanshangletiefanwan，fuqierrendemaodunjiuxianxianchulai。
meigongzuo，zhengrikaolaopoyanghuo，tianzhangrijiu，aimixuedebumanyufademingxian。youqishixudanaodaibaaimixuetishengchenglemishu，jianlebushaodedashimianhou，fuqierrenzhijianjiyademaodunzhongyubaofale。
xudanaodai，qinghuachangdechangzhang，guoyingdanwei，damingjiaoxuwenmao，kuaiwushideren，youyigezengliangdenaomen，changzilishangshangxiaxiadouzhidaotashigehaosezhitu。tabaaimixuetibachengmishu，xiangganshenmebuyaneryu。
zheiyishidelianghuanfeichangaiaimixue，aideyouxiebeiwei。renpingtaruheaiqiu，aimixueyebuting，zhihuifutayijuhua，wocizhileniyangwoa。
zuoye，lianghuanyouweizheijianshiheaimixuezhengchaole，aimixueqideyiyeweigui，linzouliuxialiangzi，lihun！
duiyuyigeshenailaopoderenlaishuo，lihunlianggezijiushiyilizidan，tachuantoulelianghuandexinzang，tajuewangle，yushitaxuanzelehenongyaozisha。ranhoufeichangguiyide，zhengzaiheduyaodelianghuanfushengzailetadeshenshang。
我穿越了？！
lianghuandachiyijing，zhuantoubiankanjianlechuangtoujushang，neigewaidaodenongyaoping。
bu，zheibushizhende，zheiyidingshizaizuomeng！woyaohuiqu，yaozuzhiqinbeibeiheliujunneiduigounannvqintunzijidegongsi！
啪、啪！
lianghuanyonglidalezijilianggeerguang。
yanqianluanmaojinxing，reladetengtongganqingxidechuandadaonaohai。
不管用。
jiuzaizheishi，menxiangle，gaogenxiedeshengyinyouyuanjijin。woshidemenbeituikai，yigeshenchuangaodanglianyiqun，shencaiyaotiao，huazhejingzhizhuangrong，ershisansisuidenvrentuimenerru。
lianghuantaitoukanqu，jinbuzhuyanqianyiliang，zheijiushitadelaopo，aimixue。
renruqiming，yimiqizuoyoudeshengao，liuzheyitoupububandezhangfa，jifushengxue。zaichuangkouyangguangdezhaoyaoxia，yourunvshenjianglinyiban。
zheigeniandaidenvxing，meiyouwanghonglian，gengduodeshiziranmei，zheizhongmeirenhenanrenkanleyehuixindong。zhibuguo，aimixuemeilidelianpangshang，chengxianchulaidequeshiyifulengchaorefengdebiaoqing。
“yo，ninzheishizishaxiabuqushou，zaibizijia？”aimixuekanleyanchuangtoujushangwaidaodenongyaoping，jifengdao。
yigufennuchongleshanglai，lianghuanzhidao，zheishigensuijiyierlaideqingxu，bushitade。tayaxiazheigufennudeqingxu，pingjingzhihou，shuolesheng：“nihao，woshi…”
“hehe，xiangqiuhelema？neijiulihunxieyishangqianzi，fangziguini，nijiwoziyou。”aimixuecongbaobaolitaochuyifenxieyirengzailedishang。
lianghuankanleyandishangdewenjianmeiyoudong，tadeshentilifangfochuanlailingyigerendenuhousheng。
“zenme，buyuanyi？niyigenongcunren，nengzaichenglianjiayijingshizufenmaoyanle，nihaixiangyaoqiushenme？dengwomenlilehun，nizaizhaogegennibanpeidenongcunguniangbujiudele。”
“wojuede，nizheiyangbuhao，rongyanchizaohuilaoqu，nishenmeyedebudao…”
zonghengshangchangjishinian，xiangaimixuezheiyangdeshaguniangtajiandetaiduole，zheijuhua，shitafazifeifude，budaibiaosiqudelianghuan，ershiziji。
“nishenmeyisi？laoniangxingdezhengzuodeduan，meizuoguorenhechugedeshi！”aimixuetinghoudangjinule，qiaoliansenhandemadao。
lianghuanwunaidiandiantou，mituzhiren，quanyemeiyong。
“wojiniyixingqikaolv，niyaobulihun，wojiuranglianggebiaogelai，banizouchuqu，daoshihounilianfangziyemeiyou。zijihaohaoxiangxiangba！”aimixuezhuanshenjiuyaozou。
“等等…”
lianghuangangchuanyueerlai，haiyouxuduowentixiangwen。
aimixuetingxialejiaobu，zhuanshenluchuqingmiedexiao，dao：“wozhidaole，likaiwomeiqianchifanleba？re。”
shuowan，tacongbaolinachujimeiyingbirenglexialai。
yingbiluodideshengyinhaizaihuixiang，aimixuedegaogenxieshengquezaoyixiaoshizailefangjiannei。
这叫什么事儿啊。
lianghuanzhoumeiyaotou，tatanlekouqi，kanleyanzhuoshangdenongyao，jiranshiheyaochuanyueerlai，neijiuzaiheyihui，gaobuhaojiunengchuanhuiqu。yushi，tanaqilainongyaopingjuqilai，zhunbeiyikouhexiaqu。
“lianghuan，niganshenme？！”
yigeshenyingchuxianzaimenkou，danglianghuanzhuantouqukandeshihou，neigeshenyingyijingchongdaotademianqian，yibadadiaotashoulidenongyaoping，yongxiuzicashizhetadezuijiao。
这是…
李曼丽？
jiyigensuierlai。lianghuanrenchulezheizhengshiduimendelimanli，nanrenshiyagangchangdegongren，qianxienianyudaoleshigusile，youyigenver，xianzaikaogangchangdejiujijinhuozhe。
“nanzihandazhangfu，hehuanwuqi，zhiyuma？”limanlijiqiedao。
额…
lianghuanxiangjieshizijibushixunsi，danfaxiangenbenmeifajieshi。