第5章
jianjiangyishizhendongleshayi,jiangdashanxinliyouxiefaxu,renbuzhuhoutuileliangbu,buganzaicijijiangyi。
“meitianlila,zheigexiaochushengqianwomendeqianheliang,buhaijiwomenjiusuanle,haishuoyaoduolewomen,zenmehuiyouzheiyangdebaiyanlanga。”
pancuizhenzhijiezuozaidishangsapodagun,zhizhejiangyiaihao:“nigexiaochusheng,jiubupabeitiandaleipima?”
jiangdashanyiyaoya,yingzhetoupizoushangqian:“xiaowangbadan,wokeshiniershu,nibupazaobaoying,jiudongwoyixiashishi。”
jiangzhihangyehongzheyan:“jiangyi,nigandongwoba,nimenyijiayihoudoubiexiangyouhaoriziguo。”
yijiasankouxiangjiangyishiya,yiqiandejiangyiweiweinuonuo,zaitamenmianqianliangepidoubuganfang,xianzaijingrangangentamenjiaoban,tamendangranyanbuxiazheikouqi。
jianjiangyibushuohua,jiangdashanchenjishenshou,xiangyaoduoguojiangyishoulideliandao,zhiyaojiangyishoulimeilewuqi,tacaisijiangyijiuxiangcaisimayineimejiandan。
“嗖!”
jiangyiyanjishoukuai,liandaoshouqidaoluo,daofengmengranchongzhejiangdashandeshouwanhuilexiaqu。
jiangdashandajingshise,ganmangbashousuolehuiqu,bingmeiyoubeikandao。
talianlianhoutui,manlianjingkong,lenghanzhiliu,haihaotaduoshanjishi,yaoshigangcaizaimanyibu,tadeshouwanjiuyaoluodile。
pancuizhenhejiangzhihangjianzhuang,yeshidaqibuganchuan,tamenmeixiangdaojiangyizheimefengkuang,shuokanjiukan,shizaichuhutamendeyiliao。
“bieyiweiwozaishuoxiao!”
jiangyiyanshenlingli:“zaiganqingjuwangdong,xiayici,wojiubunengbaozhengnideshouhaizai。”
jiangdashanyijiasankoumianmianxiangqu,buganzaihangsheng。
xianzaidejiangyijianzhijiushiyigeshenjingbing,buzaixiangyiqianneibansuibiannanie。
“咋了这是?”
jiuzaizheishi,yigelaotaitaizhuzheguaizhanghuanhuanzoulai,zhengshijiangyidenainai,linyuee。
“奶奶。”
kandaonainaizoulai,jiangyixionghendeyanshenhuanhelebushao。
“laotaipo,nikesuanshilaile,kankanniyangdehaosunzi,xianzaidouyaonadaokanwomenle。”
pancuizhenlikepaodaolinyueemianqiangaozhuang:“qianwomendeqianheliangbuhaijiusuanle,haishuoyaoduolewomen,zanmenlaojiangjia,zenmechulezheimegeshaqiandaodewanyi。”
“yiwa,zahuishia?”
linyueekandaojiangyishoulideliandao,shensedanyou。
“nainai,zheishiwohetamendesirenenyuan,nibieguanle。”
jiangyimeiyouguoduojieshi:“waimianleng,nishentiyoubuhao,kuaihuiquba。”
“nainai,zheicinikebunengpianxinjiangyi。”
jiangzhihangyaoyaqiechidao:“bixuhenhenjiaoxunta。”
youlinyueezaizhei,tamenyebupajiangyigandangzhelinyueedemiandongtamen。
“shibushiyoushenmewuhuia,wolejieyiwa,tabushinimenshuodeneizhongren。”
“doushiyijiaren,youshenmewuhuihaohaoshuo。”
linyueeyishoubajiangyidaida,pingrilijiangyijiubuganzaitazheigeershumianqiandahuxiaojiao,gengbieshuonadaokantamenle。
“ma,niyetaipianxinjiangyileba。”
jiangdashanbuyuedao:“zheigexiaochushengmeidiemeiniang,meiyoujiaoyang,shenmeshiganbuchulai。”
linyueeqidezhiqiaoguaizhang:“zhukou,yiwashinizhizi,nizenmenengshuochuzheizhonghua。”
“zheigexiaochushengdouyaokansiwole,wohaibunengshuotale?”
“ma,nipingshijiumeishaopianxinzheigechusheng,youshenmehaodongxidoujita,zheijiusuanle,daoxianzainihaibangtashuohua,wohaishibushinierzi。”
jiangdashandanu:“xianzaishiwozaiyangni,bushizheigexiaochushengyangni,nibijiwo,wojiubanisaodichumen。”
“wojinggaoni,biezheimeduinainaishuohua,buranwoduinibukeqi。”
jiangyihechiyisheng,suijikanxianglinyuee:“nainai,nilaiwozheilizhuba,wohaohaozhaoguni,jiniyanglao。”
“yiwa,niyouxifuhaizile,wobunengtuoleini。”
linyueeyaoleyaotou:“youshenmewuhui,nihaohaoheniershushuo,doushiyijiaren,buyaochaojia。”
“heng,laotaiponihaitingyouzizhizhiming,zhidaogenzhezheigexiaochushengnihuiesi,suoyizhinenglaizaiwomenjia。”
pancuizhenlenghengyisheng:“niyaobujiaoxunyixiazheigebaiyanlang,yihounijiubiexiangchirou。”
linyueedixiatou,buganzaishuohua。
“laotaipo,nilongle,nikuaijiwohenhenjiaoxunzheigechusheng。”
pancuizhenlihedao:“niyihouhaixiangbuxiangchiroule,xianzaishiwomenzaiyangni,bushijiangyi,mingbumingbai!”
tazhidao,linyueedongshoudajiangyi,jiangyijueduibuganhaishou,tajiuxiangchuyikoueqi。
“yiwashigehaohaizi,wobudata。”
linyueehanleiyaotou:“yihouwobuchiroule。”
“nigelaobuside......”
“pancuizhen,nizhaosi!”
jiangyirenwukeren,juqiliandaojiuchaopancuizhenzouqu。
“妈呀,杀人啦。”
pancuizhenchadianheniaole,huangkongdiduozailinyueeshenhou。
“yiwa,nigansha,zheishiniershen。”
linyueelanzhujiangyi:“kuaibadaofangxia。”
“nainai,nilaigenwozhuba,zheijiarenbushishenmehaodongxi。”
jiangyijilikezhinuhuo,ruguobushinainaizaizhei,tafeiduolepancuizhenbuke。
“yiwa,buxuhushuo,niershuduiwohaishihenxiaoshunde。”
“dashan,douhuiquba,bierangrenkanxiaohua。”
linyueetuizhejiangdashantamenwanghouzou。
jiangdashanyijiahenshibugan,dantamenyezhidaojiangyishuokanneishizhendegankan,zhinengheizhelianzoukai。
“等等!”
jiangyijiaoleyisheng,jiangdashantamentingxiajiaobu,zhuanguoshenmeiyoushuohua。
“wogaosunimen,bieweinannainai,ruguorangwozhidaonimenduinainaibuhao,wojuebufangguonimen。”
jiangyifangxiayijuhenhua,suijizhizhepancuizhen:“haiyouni,buzhunzailaisaoraowolaopohenver,buranwokebuganbaozhengwohuizuochushenmeshi。”
jiangdashantamenmobuzuosheng,chenzhelianzoule。
zheishi,suxintaobaozhejiangduoduozouchulai,shensefuza,gangcaisuofashengdeyimu,tadoukandeqingqingchuchu。
zheishijiangyidiyicizaijiangdashanmianqianzheimeyingqi,bujinganhejiangdashanjiaoban,haiweihutamen。
yanqiandejiangyi,tairangtagandaomoshengle。