wuwailangxia，mujiangyinlaohanshoulimiannazhegehanyandou，juezhegepigu‘papapapa’chougebuting。
danyenanyangaitaxinlimiandejinzhang。
laoshileyibeizideta，ziwenyemeizuoguoshenmequedeshi，kexilaotianyequezhikenshangjitalianggebudaibadenver，wulideneilaoniangmenyeyinweishengshuangbaotaishishangleyuanqi，xiangshengdoushengbulele。
buxiaoyousan，wuhouweida。
zairensixinyandetayanli，zhiyounverkebunenggouzhengmingtazheiyimaihaimeiyouduanjue，bixudeyaozhaogelangxu，ranhouhaideshenggedaibade，gaixingyin，cainenggoujichengtalaoyinjiadexianghuo。
kehendayatoushigesixinyande，nvhaizijiajiadepianyaodushu，nidushujiudushuba，haikaoshanglegeshazidaxue，lianxianlidexiantaiyedoubeijingdongle，qinzipailerendaojialilaiquanshuo。
哎呀我的娘老子也。
tayigemujiang，wangshangjiushizailianshusandai，yehaishigemujiang，nahainengjianguozheidengzhenshi，jiashangdayatouqiaobiangu，wulineiponiangyechenshihuoshangjiaoyou。
tayishihutuzhixia，yejiudianletou，yizhiyudaojintianyaozuochuzheigeweibeizuzongdejueding。
坑儿徒弟。
可不坑又能怎么办？
nandaozhenyaorangdayatouhenzijiyibeizia！
yinlaohanbusha，fanerxiaosuanpanhenjingming，shoudoudaxueneishiyibanrennengkaoshangdema？zijijiawayouchuxilea，zufenshangmaoleqingyan，jiushidangelezige，yebunengdangelewaa！
haiyouyaoyatou，yaoyatoucongxiaojiushigebingyangzi，dawashengxialaideneiyitianqiyingyangjiudoujilejiejie，qiaozhegengexiaomaoside，mutilimianjiufayubuhao，nanyanghuo，guobuqiran，dengtadayidianlejiuluoxiagezheimeyanzhongdekouchi。
好女娃儿不愁嫁。
keshizheiwaeryouyanzhongkouchi，xiangyaojiagehaorenjianan，jiajigetongyangyeluoxialaiyoumaobingderenjialichikushoulei，yinlaohanxinlimianyoushebude。
keyaoshinengzhaogehaolangxu，zaijialimianhaiyouzijinenggoubangchenzhe，neiqihuo。
坑一个儿徒弟。
yaojiunenggoujiejuetalimianzheilianggelaodananti，bunengshuoshikuihaishibukui。
keshiyinlaohanxinlimianjiushidudehuang，zijideertudiluyangdachuzhongchuoxueqijiugenzhezijixuemujianghuo，tajiayalaozisidezao，nianglaozidiuxiatayuanjia，tayejiushigechibaijiafande，bushizijikelianta，jiaotamujianghuo，tanengyouxianzaidetimianma？
娘的。
瓜娃子。
yinlaohanxinlimianyizhendigu，‘papapapa’bashoulimiandehanyandouwangdishangyizhenqiao。
baxinyiheng，zhunbeiqishenwangwuliqu。
“shiniang，zanmenhaishidakaitianchuangshuolianghuaba，nijintiandedongjiwokeshiyimoqing，zidamingzhumeimeitakaoshangleshoudoudaxue，wojiuzaidengzhezheiyitianli。”
“tawoshipeibushangle。”
“shiniangnibushiyefanhuile，nimeiyoudasuanzairangtajiajiwo，nandaobushima？”
zhengdangyinlaohanzhunbeijinwu。
wulipitougailianjiuchuanlaileluyangdeyizhenlianzhupaosidezhiwen。
“放屁。”
“nigexiaowangbadan，fanlenile......”
yinlaohanxiayishidexiangyaoxiangwangchangyiyangpokoudama，keshiyouyishidaozijidexinxu，yushijiugancuiduoleqilai，duozaimenhou，jianqierduolailingting。
“你说谁悔婚了？”
“womenjiamingzhuzhishudali，zenmehuishizheiyangderen，shinizheixiaowangbadanxianzuochuleduibuqiwomenjiamingzhudeshiqing，nikankannixianzai，haonigexiaowangbadan，daoxianzaidouhaibuzhidaosashou，haixiangyaodaodayipashiba？”
师娘也不是吃素的。
shilibaxiang，jiushutazuipola，yaobuyejiangbuzhuyinlaohanzheigezuchuanmujiang，cunlimiandeyinshihu，shouxianjiujianjiyebushiyibandenongcunfunvnengbide，jiandaoluyangyijingshipolezijideyangmou，yidiandoubudaihuangde，jintianzheishijiushishuopotianle，luyangzheixiaowangbadanyedeyaofuqizerenlai。
大女儿不愁嫁。
可是小女儿愁嫁啊！
huochuqulejintiantalveshixiaojibaliangrenjiduzaileyigewuli，zheixiaowangbadanzhongwuheduole，keshishanverquemeiyouheduo，xianglaiyinggaiyeshiyuanyi，buranyiduigunanguanv，rangtalaizhaogujiefu，yebuzhiyulianshoudouqianshangle，zheidoubeizhualeyigezhengzhe，hainengnandaobuqubucheng？
“shiniangniyaozheimeshuo，zuoyouzheiyikouheiguoshifeideyaokouzaiwodetoushangshiba，neinixianwenwennidehaonvermingzhu，wentashibushilianbeishangdechepiaodoumaihaole，zhenyaohaixiangjiajiwo，huilianzheimezhongyaodeshiqingdoubuxianhewoshangliangdema？”
陆阳回怼质问。
jintiantongyangshishuopoletian，tayebuzhunbeizaibeizheiyikouheiguo。
maxiulanzhuanguoshenkanxiangzijidedanver：“dayatou，xianzaibushilizhengshikaixuehaizaoma，nijiulianchepiaodoumaihaole？”
kanqilaiyinmingzhuyinggaishilianzijidefumudoumanzhe。
yinmingzhulianshanglveshanguoyisijingya。
zijitoutoumaichepiaodeshiqingsheiyemeiyougaosu，weiyidekenengzuowanhuijiazangchepiaodeshihou，xiaomeijiushuizaipangbian，nandaoshizaiguyizhuangshui，zijizangchepiaobeitajifaxianlema？
shameimei，zheidouhaimeiyouchengqinni，nijiukaishibangzheta。
yinmingzhulianshangbiaoqingbubian，qiangzhuangzhendingdao：“shenmechepiao，meiyoudeshiqing，luyangnizheishixiangyaoyuanwangwoma？”
tahaixiangyaozuiyingbuchengren。
luyangquezhizhechuangtoudedahongyuanyangzhentou，jifengdexiaodao：“yaosouma？neijiubatachaile，zhipashisipolianlebutaihaokanba？”
yinmingzhudelianpilimajiuchendenengdichushuilai。
yuefadudingzijimeicaicuo，xiaomeizuowanshangyidingkandaole，jiushitagaosudezheijiahuo，zijibachepiaozangzailezheiduiyuanyangzhentoulimian，benlaihaixiangdengdaochenailuodingleyihouzainachulai，xianzaikanlaishimeifashanlele。
shuoshichi，talimapushangqu，bazhentoujibaozailezijidehuaili。
maxiulanyefanyingguolai，shishengdao：“mingzhuyatou......ai，jiaoniangshuonishenmehaoni。”
yezhongyuyishidao，luyangshuodeyinggaidoubujia，lianchepiaodoumaihaole，zheisiyatoukanlaishilianzijilaoliangkoudoubutaixinrena，yimenxinsidezhixiangyaolikaizheigejia，qushoudoushangxue，qiangpotajiaren，tajiuganlijiachuzou。
yishijianjixinteng，youzheji。
yinmingzhuchongerbuwen，zhiguzheditoufankanbaozaihuailimiandeyuanyangzhentou，zhidaozaizhentoubeimianzhiyouyigenxiaozhitoukuanweifenghededifang，jichulailimianbeidiedezhengzhengqiqideyizhangchepiao。
youdakailaizixidekanleyiyan，quedingshizijidechepiaotameiyoudiu，jidongderenbuzhuyoulianqinlehaojixia，zheicaiconghoulongshenchuzhangchulekouqi，yanleiyingkuangdetaiqitoulai，jueqiangdecalecayanjiaodeleishui，yongbikudouhaiyaonankandexiaoliankanzhedajiasuoyourenshuodao：
“ma，xiaomei，haiyouniluyang，nimendajiayedouyijingkandaole，bucuo，woshiyijingmaihaolechepiao，erqiewoyebupagaosunimen，zheizhangchepiaoderiqijiushimingtian，napanimenbawobangzaizheili，jiushipa，mingtianwoyeyaopaquchezhan，yiwufangudelikaizheigejia，likainimensuoyouren，woshougoulezaijixudaizaizheigeyumeieryoufengjiandeguidifang。”