第1章重生为“渣渣”

嘶~

昨晚又喝多了。

yefengfeilidezhengkaihunchenchendeshuangyan,roulerouyouxiezhangtongdenaodai,qingshengninandao。

这是哪?

yefengfeilidezhiqishenzi,daliangleyixiazijishenchudehuanjing。

qiangshanglaojiudebihua,yongbaozhihuqilaidechuanghu,haiyoupazaichuangtouchenshuideneigenvren

等等,女人?

yefengdeyishimengranqingxingleguolai。

congdaxuebiyedaoxianzai,tayizhizaiweishiyedapin,daozhinianjinsishilehaishigushenyiren。

keshixianzai,zijidechuangtouzenmehuichuxianyigenvren?

难道说

yefengyonglidehuanglehuangzijidenaodai,kanzhechuangtoudeneigenvren,qiangpozijilengjingxialai。

这到底是怎么回事?

yefengyouxiebujiedepailepaizijidehounaoshao,shiturangzijibiandegengjiaqingxingyixie。

jiuzaizheishi,naohaizhongyizhencitongchuanlai,piankezhihou,yidaodaobushuyutadejiyimengranfuxianzaitadenaohaizhizhong。

xianzaishi1989nian3yue22hao。

yefeng,ershisansui,chuyichuoxuehunshehui,wunianqian,zaifumudeanpaixiaqulelaopoliqiutong,liangnianqian,liqiutongshengleyigenver,qumingniuniu。

hunhoumeiduojiu,yefengbianbenxingbaolu,haochilanzuo,landuchengxing,haiyoujiabaoxingwei,youqihezuijiuhou,liqiutonggengmeishaoaitadeda。

jibianyoulenver,tayemeibanfengaibian,jiefanglingjukandaotajiuxiangshikandaoleyizuowenshenyiban。

jinguanruci,liqiutongyebugantichulihun,bijingzheigehaipoweibaoshoudeniandai,lihunduiyigenvreneryanwuyishizuichirudeshiqing。

genghekuanghaishidaizheyigehaizidenvren

zaluandejiyi,zaiyefengdenaohailizhujianqingxi。

这我是重生了?

haizhongshengdaoleyigebuxuewushu,landuchengxingdejiahuoshenshang?

shulileyixianaohaizhongdejiyizhihou,yefenghenkuaibiannongqingchulezijidangxiadechujing。

qianshidetayejingchangkanyixiewangwenxiaoshuo,meixiangdaowangwenxiaoshuozhongdezhongshengqingjiejuranfashengzailezijideshenshang。

haozaiyefengqianshijinglilebushaodafengdalang,yincihenkuaibianjieshoulezijizhongshengdezheigeshishi。

zhishi,zheizhongshengdeshijianyetaiqiaoheleba?

zijizaiqianshideshiyeganggangqudetupoxingdejinzhan,mashangjiuyaoburuxiangshourenshengdejieduanle,zhishizainianhuishangheledianqinggongjiu,juranzaizheigeshihouzhongshengdaolezheige**deshenshang。

buxing,wodehuiqu,bixuhuiqu!

xiangdaozheili,yefengbiandasuanshenshoujiaoxingzhengzaichuangtouchenshuizhedeliqiutong。

zhishi,dangyefengbashixiannuodaoliqiutongshenshangdeshihou,bianturanlengzhule。

shuangmoujinbideta,daizheyisitianjingdanyadeqizhi。

jinguanlianshangdepifuyouxiexufanhuang,chuizailianjiashangdefasiyeyouxiexukuhuang,danqueyijiuyangaibuzhutaneibiaozhiderongyan。

zongweishifendai,shaoyouxiaci,danrengmeidebukefangwu。

这便是瑕不掩瑜吧

genghekuang,tadexiacigengduodeshilaiziyuzhangqideyingyangbuliang,ruoshishaojiadiaoyang,bianshineiyifenxiacidouhuichedixiaoshi。

zhibuguo,zailiqiutongdeshoushang,yefengyenengqingxidekandao,yinweixinkulaozuoerxianeryijiandejian。

zheiyuanbenshiqibashisuilaofurencaiyoudejian,meixiangdao,quebeichuwei**deliqiutongtiqianchengdanle。

yefengbumianduiliqiutongchanshengleyisixinteng,tacaizhiyouershiersuieryi,fangdaoyefengneigeniandai,caizhengshifenghuazhengmao,xiangshoudahaoshiguangdenianling。

xintengzhiyu,yefengyezhuyidaoliqiutonghuaili,tangzheyigexiaonvhai。

meijicuodehua,tazhengshiniuniu。

niuniuyixifenbaiselianyiqun,yangzikanshangquyouxielaojiu,danquefeichangganjing,buranyicenghuitu。

kandechulai,liqiutongshiyigeaiganjingdenvren,jibianshihaizideyifu,douhuiqingxideganganjingjing。

niuniushencaishouxiao,yizhixiaoshoudazailiqiutongdeyaoshang,zheiyibujingyidedongzuo,yerangliqiutongdeyaokanshangqugengjiaxianxile,yejiliqiutongwuxingjianyouzengtianleyisiyunwei。

fendududexiaozuiba,banjieshetouluzaizuijiaobuduanxishunzhe。

congguzilitouchulaide**,yerangzheigeyuanbenjiukeaidexiaonvhai,kanshangqugengjiataoxile。

yikanzheizhangxiangjiushisuileliqiutong,zhishiheliqiutongyiyang,niuniudepifuyeyouxiefahuang,shencaixiangbijiaoyutonglingdehaiziyegengjiashouxiaoyixie。

rucikeliandeyiduimunv,rangyefengbuyoudeyouxiexinteng。

bale,youshenmeshihaishidengtamenxingguolaizaishuoba。

yefengwunaidetanleyikouqi,shenzihuanhuanchaozhehoufangkaoqu。

嘎吱~

jiuzaizheishi,yidaojianruideshengyinzichuangtouchuanlechulai。

suiji,zhengpazaichuangtouchenshuizhedeliqiutongshenzimengranyizhan,limazhengkailezijideshuangyan,shuangshouhuzheniuniudetou,limajiusuodaolechuangdixia。

jianzhuang,yefengluchuleyisikusedexiaorong。

zheiduimunv,haizhenshibeineige**jidapalea。

haiyouzheigechuangdezhiliang,sihuyeyoudaikaoliang

jimiaohou,jianyefengmeiyoudongjing,liqiutongxiaoxinyiyideluchuyanjingmiaoleyiyan,neiyanshenhaosiyizhishoushangdexiaoshou,chongmanleweiju。

jianyefengmeiyoudongshou,liqiutongzhangshuleyikouqi,ganmangjieshidao:duiduibuqi,wobushiguyishuizhede,xianzaiwojiujinizuofanqu。

shuowan,liqiutongbianzaiciguanchaqileyefengdelianse。

tongshi,shenzihaichaozhechuangtouwaiqingqingnuodongleliangbu。

erzheiyidongzuo,yechaoxingleshuimengzhongdeniuniu。

niuniuyongtaneiyishuangzhinendexiaoshou,roulerouyanjing,dangtamenglongdeshuiyan,kandaoyefengshi,limayouquansuodaoleliqiutongdehuaili。

shengyinzhongdaizhekuqiang,danqueyadejidi,yishuangheliqiutongshensidedayanjingzhongfanzheshuiguang,danquejilirenzhe:

mama~mama~taxingle,taxingle,niuniupa

kandaozheiniangliangjianlezijijiuhaosijianleemoyiyangdeyanshen,yefengyishizhijianyouxiebuzhisuocuo,zhinengnaozhetoudao。

没关系的,我还不饿

huagangchukou,yefengbianyouxiehouhui,shenmeebuede,xianzaihenmingxianbushishuozheigedeshihouhaoba?

genghekuang,zheimeyishuo,zijigennei**youyoushenmequbie?

kanzheyanshenzhongliuluchugengduokongjudeniangliang,yefengzuoqishenlai,xiaoxinyiyidekaojinleniuniuyidian,lianshangluchuzirenweibijiaoheshandexiaorong。

niuniubiepa,wobuhuishanghainihemamade。

zhishirangyefengmeixiangdaodeshi,liqiutongzaitingdaozijishuodezheifanhuazhihou,feidanmeiyoufangsongjingti,faneryanzhongdekongjuzhisegengzhongle。