重返暴风来临前,手撕渣男全家第1章

第1章

baofengmoshijianglindediqitian。

quanchengduanliangduandian,laogongweileyibaopaomianbawomaijilegebide**fan。

wobeizhemolezhengzhengsantiansanye。

zhongyutaochumokuhou,quefaxianwobeizhemodeshipinchuanbianwangluo。

laogongzaizhiboqiantongkuliuti,jiangwosuzaochengweileyikouchihe,siyichumaishentidebeijiannvren。

wochenglebushoufudaodedaimingci,laogongqueyishouhaizhezhimingquanwangzouhong。

wobeizhuipengtadefensiyidaotongsi。

zaizhengkaiyan,wohuidaolebaofengjianglinqianye。

benyiweizhongshenghuilaidewozhangwoxianji,yidingnengrangqianshihaisiwodelaogongfuchudaijia,rangsiyubaoyudebamabaozhuxingming。

kewomeixiangdao,laogongyezhongshengle。

1.

“bujiuguagefengma,nipagepia,youshenmekedunhuode。”

mengdizhengkaiyan,xiongkouchuhaicanliuzhebeiyidaoguanchuandetengtong。

neixiepenzaishenshangdexianhongyouqi,duanxinshangchuanlaidewuyanhuiyufangfohaililizaimu。

“lengzheganmani?haibuganjinkaichequjiechezhanjiebama。”

linyanyulvexianbunaifandeshengyinxiangzaierbian,woyihuodetaiqitou,ganghaoduishangguazaiqiangshangdewannianli。

2025nian4yue9hao20dian18fen。

woxianshizixiditoudalianglexiaziji,shenshangmeiyoubandianshangkou。

buganzhixindejilezijiyibazhang,lianshangchuanlaidetengtongquelingwojingxiwanfen。

wojingranzhongshengdaolebaofengjianglinqianyiye!

qianshidezheiyitianzaoshang,xinwenshangxiadalebaofengyujing。

yinweijiangchengbenjiuweiyuhaibian,yiniandaotoutaifengbuduan,suoyiyikaishiwogenlinyanyuyiyangbingmeiyoudanghuishi。

dandengdaolewanshangshifengqueyueguayueda,woxinliyeyuelaiyuechen。

bianbugulinyanyufanduiquchaoshicaigouleshiwu,bingqierangqianlailvyoudegongpofancheng。

kemeixiangdaobaofengjingranlianxugualeyizhouhaibuting,wodundeshiwuyejianledi。

sangxinbingkuangdelinyanyuweileyibaopaomian,jingranbawosaijilegebide**fan。

takaozheneiyibaopaomianjianchidaolejiuyuanlaixi,woquecongciduoruleshenyuan。

“nizenmehaimeichumen,bamadouxiachele,zaichezhandengzhenini!”

xiongzhongfanyongdechouhenjijiangpotuerchudeqianyimiao,womengditaiqitou,xiaozhekanxianglinyanyu。

“haoa,wozheijiuqujiebama,rangnimenyijiatuanyuan。”

死也死的齐齐整整。

2.

linchumenqianwobabingxianglideshiwuquanbuzhuangjinlelajidailidaizou,shunbianhaibawuchuangdexiaowoshisuosi,bayaochiyitongrengjinlelajidai。

qianshi,youyuwomenzhudeshi30cenggaolou,baofenglailinshichuanghushenzhidoumeiaoguodiertian,erneijiancengbeilinyanyuxianqidewuchuangxiaowoshizechenglewomenzuihoudebifenggang。

“ninalaideneimeduolaji?”

gangtuikaidamen,linyanyujiuzhouzhemeitouzouleguolai,woxindunshitileqilai。

“zhenshilanxifujianpopo,budaofenshangbushoushi。”

jianlinyanyulianshangdejixiao,wosonglekouqi,kanlaitashiyiweiwoteyiweitabamadedaolaizuoledasaochu。

“nibamanandelaiyihui,kebudehaohaozhunbeiyixiama。”

fangxinba,suoyoudechidewodoudaizoule,daibuzoudeniyechibulele。

xinlizheiyangxiangzhe,wozouxiangdiantidebufadouqingkuailexuduo。

“xiaojianga,nishiqudunhuoma?xianzaiwaimianfengdabuhaokaiche,yaobuwoshaoniyiduana?”

tingzheemobanshuxideshengyin,wojiangyingdehuiguotou。

“nijiaxiaolinyetaibudongdelianxiangxiyule,jingranrangnizijinazheimeduolaji。”

kanjianzhangyangneizhangweisuoyounideliandeshunjian,qianshineisantiandebukandehuiyizaiduzaiwonaozhongshangyan。

3.

qianshibaofengjianglindeqianjitian,yinweiyouwodedunhuozai,wohelinyanyuhuodehaisuanzirun。

ketapianpianshige“shengmunan”,mingmingwomendedunhuokeyigongwomenerrenchiyigeyueyouyu,ketapianpianyaobajialidedunhuofenjixiaoqulidelinju。

woquantazuohaorenyeyaoyougexiandu,zhishaoyaoxianmanzuzijidexuqiu。

taquechenzhewoshushuishi,bashiwufenjilouxiadenvlinjuyiduoban。

dengwofaxianshi,womenlianggerenzhishengxialejibaopaomian。

mianqiangjianchidaodiqitian,ejiledelinyanyujingranweileyibaopaomianbawomaijilezhangyang。

zheigebiantaizhemolewozhengzhengsantiansanye,zhidaosoujiurenyuanlailinwocaideyijietuo。

kewomeixiangdaotajingranbiantaidaobaneixieshipinquanbudoufadaolewangshang。

xiangdaozhei,wodunshishengqiyiguehan。

zaikanzhangyangshi,yanzhongyechanzaleyanshibuzhudehenyi。

“xiaojiang,nizenmezheigeyanshenkanwo?”

wochuixiatoushenxikouqi,suirantabushiren,danxianzaihaishenmedoumeifasheng,wobunengzhijiebaofuta,danwokeyisongtaziqumiewang。

zaitaitoushi,woyouhuifuleyiguandexiaoyi。

“dunshenmehuoa,wojiayanyutapengyoujiuzaiqixiangjushangbanshuomingtianzaoshangbaofengjiuxiaole,zheibu,woxialoubazhiqiandundedongxirengle。”

“yaowoshuoa,zhenbuyongdundongxi,xiangwoliangside,meicidoudun,guoqilehaidereng,duolangfeia。”

yanjianzhangyangpoyoutonggandedianlediantou,wozaidutianlebahuo。

“jiusuanmingtianzaoshangbaofengxiaobule,niyebuyongdun,queshenmeshaoshenmequwojianajiuxing,wojiahaiyouyiwuzidunhuoni,erqieyihuiwogonggongpopoyelai,tamenmeicilaidoudaibushaotechan。”

“neibuhaoba......”

zhangyangzuishangshuozhebuhao,danyankandiantijiuyaoheshang,taquemeishanglai。

diantijiangyaoheshangdeshunjian,wotingjiantashuo。

“neijiuzheimedingle,zhenghaowozhaonijialinyanyudayouxi。”

xiangdaoqianshizhangyangfadaowangshangdeneixienannvtongchideshipin,woxinxiangnikeyidingyaoquzhaolinyanyudayouxia,burantazenmenengtihuidedaowoqianshidetongni?

4.

xialediantizhihouwobazhuangmanshiwudelajidaifangjinlecheli,suijibianteyiquxiaoqulouxiadechaoshidunlehuo,jiezhangshijiandaoxiangshudelinju,youqishiloushangneigehuanyoubaozaozhengdedageshi,wohaiguyirangrangzhewodunleduoshaodongxi。

kanzhetashoushangnazhedejigemianbao,woxiangdengtaquelechidehouyidinghuihenkuaizhaoshanglinyanyu。

“喂…”

gangjiewanzhang,linmudedianhuajiudaleguolai。

“jiangting,nizenmehaimeidaochezhanjiewo,zheimedadefeng,nishixiangdongsiwoma?”

“ma,woduzibushufu,rangyanyuqujienikeyima?”

“bixunilai,zheimedadefeng,yanyukaicheyaoshichuleshizenmeban,wojiakejiuzheiyigendumiao......”

tingzheneitoudemamarangrang,woxintoulengxiao。

nierzishidumiao,wojiubushiwobamadexintoubaolema?

xiangdaowojiaguolaizhihoulinmunaodeneixieyaoezi,touyongwodehuazhuangpin,haiwangliguanshui,nabianzhideshiwuzuocaidandujiwochi,weilerangwoshengerzishenzhimeicilaidoujiwochiyixieqiqiguaiguaidepianfang......

gengguofendeshiqianshiwotaochushengtianhou,kenqiutashangwangbangwochengqing,wobushichugui,ershibeipowunaishi,tashizenmeshuodelaizhe。

“wozaojiukannibushunyanle,zhanzhemaokengbulashi,banimaichuquhuanchidezheizhuyijiushiwojiwoerzichude,xianzaikanlaiwozheishiyijusande,jibaniganchuqule,woerziyehuomingle,haiyincichumingzhengqianle!”

xiangdaozheixie,woxinlidehenyiyuefanongyu。

“ma,wochepaomaole,nizijidacheguolaiba,dengdaolewojininshuangbeibaoxiao。”

suijiwobianbuzailihuilinmudepaoxiaosheng,ziguzideguaduanledianhua,kaichechaowofumujiashiqu。

5.

yilushang,fengyuelaiyueda,baoyuyeqingpenerzhi,suichukejianbeibaofengcuihuidewujian,posuideboli,sanluozaididegongxiangdanche。

denghonglvdengjianxi,wokanleyanduanshipinruanjian,shangmianxianshixianzaidefengsuyijingjiejinbaji,gaosuyijingfenglu,hangbanquxiao,huochegaotiezewuxianyanchi。

kandaozhei,wozuijiaochechuyimoweixiao,zheixiazi,jiusuanlinyanyufumuxianghuixiangxiayehuibulele。

shouji**zaicishixiangqi,kanzheshangmianxianshidemingcheng,woxianglexiangjieqiledianhua。

“jiangting,worangnijiewobamaniqunale?nizhibuzhidaotamenlaoliangkoushoujimeidianle,youjibuqinglu!yaobushixiaoshuangxiabanhuilaiganghaopengdaowobama,batamensonghuilai,tamenlaoliangkouchadianjiudiule!”

“nikuaitahuilaijiwobaoxiaodacheqian,wohuale70duoni......”

tingzheneitoudepaoxiaosheng,womeitouqueyuezhouyuejin。

xiaoshuangzhengshiqianshilinyanyufenleyibanshiwudelouxianvlinju,keanlilaishuotazhiqiangenlinfulinmubingmeijianguo,zenmejiuzheimeqiaodeganghaozailushangpengshang,yousongerrenhuilaini?

“niganjinhuilai,shunbianduomaidianchide,wogangcaikanbingxianglishenmedoumeile。”

“xing,wowandianjiudaizhechidehuiqu,nimenjiubiexialoule,xianzaiwaimianfengdayuyeda,nimenchumenbuanquan。”

“yongnigaosuwoa!duomaidian,jixiaoshuangyedaidian。”

wofuyanzhedayingzhe,xinzhongdeyihuoqueyuelaiyuenong。

guaduandianhuahou,jimangdakaishoujishangdejiankongruanjian,zheihaishigangjiehunshi,woweileyangmaoandejiankong,houlaimaodiule,jiankongqueyizhimeichai。

jieguogangjinqujiankongyemian,wojiulengzhule。

shipinnei,linyanyuqinnidelanzhexiaoshuang。

“yanyuge,waimianfengzheimeda,xinwenbaodaohaoduorendouchushile,nibupatajiangtingyechushia~”

“tasilegenghao,zheiyangtamingxiadefangzihechezijiudoushiwodele,daoshihouwojiuqunijinmen,zanliangzuoxiangqicheng。”

6.

cuicudelabashengxiangqi,taitouyikanyijingshilvdeng。

woyibiankaicheyibiansisuozhegangcaikandaodehuamian,yuekanyuexinhan。

benyiweiqianshilinyanyuzuodeshiyijinggourangwoexindele,meixiangdaotajingranzaozaojiuzaiwoyanpizidixiachuguile,neimewoqianshisuoshoudeyiqieshibushiyeshitaweilecaichanzaozaojiujihuahaodeni?

zheimexiangzheyigulenghanshunzhejibeiwanyanerxia,wojingrangenzheiyangshexiexinchangderentongchuanggongzhenlesannian。

keyanxiabushixixiangdeshijian,wokanleyandaohangjulifumujiahaiyoubudao**lidelu,keqianfangquandoushiyongdudeche,buzhidaoheshicainengguoqu。

ruguoshuoqianshiwoduilinyanyuyijiazhiyouhen,neimeduiwofumuzhiyoukuijiu。

xianshibugutamenfanduijiajilinyanyu,fengbaolailinzhijimeipeibantamenyiqiduguobushuo,haiyaorangyibanianjidetamenpeiwoyiqirenshouwangbao。

yebuzhiqianshiwobeihaizhihou,tamenbaifarensongheifarenyoushiruheduguojiexialaiderenshengde。

“姑娘!”

qiaodabolideshengyinbawocongjiyizhonglahui,jianshichuanzhegongzuofudezhifarenyuan,woyaoxiachechuang,guoxiezhebaofengdeyushuishunjianchaowoxilai。

“怎么了?”

“qianmianshuiweishangzhangguobuqule,niraoluba。”

xintouzhouranyichen,daohangxianshizhiyouzheiyitiaoluxiankeyidaodawofumujia。

7.

yanjianwolianseyuelaiyuecha,qizhongyigedaizheheimaozidenanrenturandengdaleshuangyan。

“nishijiangting?niburenshiwole,zanliangxiaoxuetongxue,woxiaochuang。”

wozixibianrenyifanhaizhenshilaoshuren,keyanxiawoshizaimeiyouxujiudexinsi,zhixiwangnengkuaidiandaowofumujia。

chengjiaomaidongxibufangbian,shangbeizifumusuiranaoguolezheijitian,danlianggerendoushouchenglepibaogu。

“niyaoqushanhaixiaoquma?”

wodiandiantou,yanqiandexiaochuanglveweichensileyixia,jingranzhuanshenshanglefujiashi。

“wozhidaoyitiaoxiaolukeyiguoqu,buzaidaohangluxiannei,wojinizhiluba。”

“neibudanwunishangbanma?”

“yijingxiabanla,zhenghaowoyezhuzaineigexiaoqu。”

wenyanwoyebuzaijiaoqing,ershianzhaoxiaochuangdezhiyinkaiche。

yankanshuxidexiaoqudamenchuxianzaiwoyanqian,wozhongyusonglekouqi。

“nimaizheimeduodongxi,wobangniyiqinaguoquba。”

“xiexiea,zheixieninazheba,zheicibaofenggujiyaohaojitiancainengxiao,duodundiandongxiyouanquangan。”

huayinluoxia,woganghaodaolejiamenkou。

keanlehaojicimenlingdoumeirenkai,wozhengyihuoshi,dianhua**turanxiangqi。

“weiba,wodaonijiale,nikaixiamen。”

“nidaowojiale?bushinirangyanyujiwodadianhua,rangwohenimaqunijiama?woliangyijingdaonijiaxiaoqumenkoule”

woyanqianshunjianyihei,chadiandiedaozaidi。

qianshilinyanyugenbenmeiyoujiwofumudaguozheigedianhua,nandaotayezhongshengle?

8.

xiaochuangkanchuwodebudui,jimangfuzhuwo。

“怎么了?”

“kuaijiuwo......bama。”

xiangdaolinyanyuhuoxuyezhongshengledekenengxing,wolianhuadoushuobuquanle,xiaochuangdelianseyeyuelaiyueyihuo。

“guinv,nishuohuaa,zenmehuishia?yanyuyoujinimadadianhuale。”

“ba!bierangwomajiedianhua!”

woshenxikouqi,pinjinquanlirangzijilengjingxialai。

“ba,tingwode,nixianzaigenwomamashanghuilai,qianwanbielianxilinyanyu,jutiyuanyindengjianmianlezaigaosuni。”

“nizheihaizi,pingshihunaoyejiusuanle,zenmexianzaihaizheimerenxing,waimianzheimedadefeng,wohenimazenmehuiqua?”

xiangshizaifuhewobadehua,jinjiezhewojiutingdaosijibunaifandecuicusheng。

“ganjinxiachea,woganzheshoubanni,zheimedadefenghaiganzaiwaimianpaodedoushiyaoqianbuyaomingdejiahuo。”

“bugennishuole,sijidoucuile,woliangxianshanglouqule,nidengyihuifengxiaoleyehuilaiba。”

jinjiezhedianhuaneitoujiuchuanlaileyizhenkaimensheng,woxinliyeyuelaiyuehuang,zaiyerenbuzhudahouchusheng。

“bunengxiache!qiunile,ba!”

dianhuaneitouanjingleyishun,chuanlailewobalvedaiyihuodeshengyin。

“nigenyanyuchaojiale?”

wongleyisheng,danwozhidaozheigeliyoujueduibuzuyiyourangwobahuichengdexiangfa,guorandianhuaneitoutanlekouqi。

“dangchuburangnijianifeidejia,ei…dengwohenimashangloushuoshuoyanyu,bushuole,woxianxiache......。”

wojile,zhijiekaikoudahan:

“爸,救命!”