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wopingjingdizhanqi,pailepaishenshangdehuichen,kanxiangyechengyu。

「lijiuliba!womenhaohaosuansuandaodisheiqiansheideduo!」

huidaojiahou,wodiyishijiandakailuohuidediannao。

dangchuwochadianxiaochan,wolikecidiaoyuexinshangwandegongzuo,jujueshangsiwanliu,zhixianghaohaoyangtai。

woshixiangzhaobaocundezhengju,quefaxiandiannaohaidengzheyechengyudeweixin。

woyixiajiukandaotadeweixinzhidingshiruantiantian。

liaotianjiluzhaopianli,ruantiantianchuanzherelaxiaobeixin,yechengyuyuyinhuifu:

「baobaonizaijiwoyidianshijian,zhiyaohuanglianpoqianxiaxieyi,wojiujitaxiayaopaichuangzhao!」

「dengwobahuanglianpodefangzinongdaoshou,wojiulaiquni!」

nanguaitabutingwojieshi,haifeiyaobawodaiquyoueryuandiurenxianyan。

woqifendibaoliutachuguidezhengju,mashanglianxijinpailvshilijinchuan。

jianwanlvshi,wozaicihuidaojia,faxiancantingbaileyidazhuozicai,yechengyuweizhezaotaizuofan。

tachuanlewomaidexiaoxiongweiqun:

「zhongyuhuijiale,kuaiguolaixishouchifanba。」

「zaoshangshiwocuole,duibuqilaopo,wobugaichaonifahuode。」

xiangqitadexiayaojihua,wokanzhezhuoshangbaidehongjiuyoudianxiangxiao。

woguyidafanjiubei,kuaisuyongzhijincashijiuye,xiangsongqujigouhuayan。

yechengyuhuranyixianzhuozi,nuhou:

「nihaiyouwanmeiwan!wodoudaoqianle,nihaiyaowozenyang!」

fangjianlideyeguobeiheku,pengzheshouji,chouyezheduiyechengyushuo:

「tiantianlaoshishengbingle,tafacuoxiaoxijiwo,beiwozhidaole!」

「wohendanxintiantianlaoshi,babadaiwoquzhaolaoshiba!」

yechengyuyejidemantoudahan,bangyeguochuanxiedouchuanbuhao。

wohurankaikou:「yechengyu,ruanlaoshishengbingleniweishenmeyaoqu?nimenshiyishengma?」

xiangqishangciwogaoshaodaosanshijiudu,shaodaohunshenfalengjintieqiangjiao,jieguoquebeitatixiachuang。

tabiandayouxibianmingling:「womingtianhaiyaoshangban,niquketingshuibiechuanranjiwo。」

tingdaowodezhiwen,yechengyuqidechaoqiyipinghongjiuzaxiangwo:

「nihaishirenma!ruanlaoshizhishiyigedanchuncuiruodexiaoguniang,wozhaogutayouwentima!」

wolaibujiduo,beizadeyanqianyipianqihei,shuaidaozaidi,bolisuipianjianmanquanshen,naodaishangpolegedadongbuduanwangwaimaoxue。

yechengyuquetouyebuhui,baozheyeguowangwaizou。

zaicixinglaishizaiyiyuanbingchuangshang,tingyishengshuoshidamenmeiguan,gebilinjupengqiaofaxiancaijiangwosongyiyuan。

jizhenfeiyonggao,woxiangyemeixiangdoujiyechengyudadianhua。

shitabawonongshang,jiugaiyoutachuqian!

danwolianxudaleshijigedianhuadoumeirenjie。

xiaohushihaizaitiwodabaobuping,woxiangdaoshenme,bazheicishoushanggaosulijinchuan。

「jialiyoujiankong,wohaiyouyiyuanjiaofeidan,mafannibangwochuliyixia。」

wojujuelijinchuandetanwang,jinjiezheyoudiankairuantiantiandepengyouquan。

tazaisanshifenzhongqian,wobeiqiangjiushifaleyizhangsanrenhezhao。

wolaogongyechengyu,woerziyeguojiangtaweizaizhongjian,tamenjinjintiezaiyiqi。

wenanshi:【shengbinghoudiyishijianxiangniandejiushijiaren~】

wolengxiaozhejitapengyouquandianzan,tongshibaocunzhaopianfajilijinchuan。

zheici,yechengyushizhudingyaojingshenchuhule。