第1章

dianhuaneitouzhenglengleyishun,shengyinyoudandandenuqi。

“anjing,nigaibuhuiyiweiwotunimenanjiadecaichanba?”

jianwomeiyoujiehua,tatanlekouqi,hongxiaohaibanruanleyuqi,

“haole,dengwochuliwanshoutoudeshiqing,jiuhuiguojieni。”

dianhuaguaduanhou,shouwulidichuixia。

xianzaihouhuidangnianmeiyouxuanzeta,sihuyouxietaiwan。

huailibaozhedeguhuitansiyouqianjinzhong。

bamaqushihoudezheixietianli,wodeyanleizaoyiliugan。

chengshuyuqueyifangzibeishaohuiweiyou,daizhezhuangluzhudaolebiechu。

shenzhilianyigedianhuadoumeiyoudalai。

bamasiqiandecanzhuanghaililizaimu,fangundepirou,tongkudeaihao。

tamenyanzhongmanshiwunaihejuewang,meimeihuixiangqilai,wodexinhaishitengdewufahuxi。

“qiuqiunile,jiujiuwobama!”

yishengquewunaidiyaoyaotou,

“zheigeshoushuzhiyouchengyishengnengzuo,woyewunengweili。”

wojiuzheimeyanzhengzhengdikanzhebamatongkudiyanleqi。

erzhuangludepengyouquanli,chengshuyumeitiantitaxixinhuanyao,napatazhishishoubeishangbeizhuolejigeliaopao。

taqiaolianfeihong,peiwenqueshi:

【还是兄弟靠谱!】

wochixiaoyisheng,enmieshouji。

yanqianbeishaohuidefangziyipianlangjie。

yuanbenxuebaideqiangbibeixundetanhei。

guazaiqiangshangdejiehunzhaoshuailuozaidi,shaodecancundeyijiaoluchudetianmixiaorongyouxiezhengning。

shenhouturanchuanlaijiaobusheng,huiguotou,chengshuyuyilianjingyadikanzhewo。

“你怎么在这?”

sihuxiangjieshi,taziguzidijixudao:

“woshilaizhaohuzhaode。”

“zhuanglushoushangdedifangkenenghuiliuba,wodedaitaquguowaikankan。”

我禁不住笑出眼泪。

wobamadeguhuitanjiubaizaipangbian,taqueshierbujian。

baoxianxiangshifanghuode,tanachulimianwanhaowusundehuzhao,qingxiaoyisheng。

“wojiushuohuzhaokendingmeishi,zhuangluhaibuxin。”

tapaiwanzhao,faqileyuyin,shengyinshinongnongdechongni。

“niyoudushule,zheihuiwokedefani。”

huayingangluo,taturanyishidaolewojiuzaipangbian,lianseyibai。

“xiongdijiandewanxiaoeryi,nibuhuilianzheidouyaochicuba?”

我惨然一笑。

sannianqian,chengshuyuyinweizaifeizhouyuanzhushijiandaodezhanzhengchangmiantaiguocanlie,delechuangshangyingjifanying。

yunxue,pahei,shibushidijianjiao。

wozhaobianxinliyisheng,douduitashushouwuce。

“anxiaojie,tazheigebingzhinengkaoshijianlaihuanjiele,niduitayounaixinxie。”

kepianpian,zhiyouzaizhuanglushenbianshitacainenganjingxialai。

zhuanglushoudazaitajianshang,yanlitouzhedeyi,

“saozi,meibanfa,haishiwomenxiongdiganqingjianting。

nifangxin,shuyuzheibingbuzhihaowojiubuzoule。”

tashunlichengzhangdizhujinlewomenjia,yuwomentongchitongzhu。

chengshuyushenzhizaiyiyuanjitazhaolegexingzhengdegongzuo,meiqimingyueweizijideshiyekaolv。

wohetadejiehunjinianri,shisanrendezhuguangwancan。

jiulianwoouerxianghetazuoyixiefuqijiandeqinmishi,tayehuijianjiaozhepaojingebizhuangludefangjian。

woyecengbengkuizhiwen,nandaowomenzhijianyongyuanyaohenggenzhelingyigenvrenlema?

taquebunaifandicuqimei。

“anjing,xinzangderenkanshenmedouzang,zhuangluweilejiwozhibing,fangqizijidegongzuoheshenghuo,nibuganjijiusuanle,nandaohaiyaobataganzou?”

我无语苦笑。

youshouhaoxian,meitiantangzaijiashuaduanshipinsuanshenmeshenghuo?

errujin,wobamalaikanwoshiyudaohuozai,beishaochengzhongshang。

kedangshizaijialimeiqushangbandezhuangluquezhibuguoshoubeishangtangchujigeliaopao,nandaozheiyiqiezhishijiandandeqiaohe?

“duile,nibamazenmeyangle?”

chengshuyuzhongyuxiangqiletamen。

erwozaoyiganhedeyankuangmengdiyongchuyizhenreyi。

“chengshuyu,tamenyijingsile!”

jiuyinweinibukenjiutamen!

woshentilimeigexibaodouzaipaoxiaozhenongliedehenyi。

chengshuyulengleyishun,suijilenglengchixiaodao:

“yaobushiwowenguozhuanglu,zhidaotamenzaojiuchuyuanle,shuobudingjiubeinipiandaole。”

“anjing,nishenmeshihoubianchengzheizhongrenle?lianzijibamadouzhou?”

wobuzhishigaikuhaishigaixiao。

yutajiehunzheimeduonian,taxiangxinderen,queshitade“haoxiongdi”zhuanglu。

wofangfobeichouganlesuoyoudeliqi,yanleizenmeyeliubuchulai。

“chengshuyu,womenlihunba。”