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waidichuchabangeyue，woshenxinjupi。
huidaokewohou，wodaotoujiushui。
zaoshangwoshibeishoujidexiaoxishengchaoxingde。
diankaipingmuhou，faxianjiazuqunliaoyoushangjiaochuxianjiushijiujia。
woshunshoudiankai，yingruyanliandeliaotianjilurangwohuxijicu，fennuzaixueyelifanyong。
popojiangguyingyingerzidezhaopianfadaolejiazuqunli，peiwen「dasunzijiushikeai，hunshenrouhuhude，xiaotuidengqilaizhenyoujinger，hewoerzixiaoshihouzhangdeyimoyiyang！」
xiamianyourenxunwen「dasao，bushishuoxiangyabunengshengma，zenmeturanyougehaizile？」
popobuyiweiranhuifu「aiya，zheishiyingyingshengde，wonatadangyijiaren，tadehaizijiushiqushengyidehaizi，yejiushiwodesunzi，daolidoushiyiyangde。」
yiqunrengenzhefuhe「yingyingzhenhuisheng，daoburuzhijierangtaheshengyishengyige，daoshihourangxiangyalaiyang，fanzhengtayeshengbuchulaihaizi，nvrenshengbuchulaihaizineijiushifeiwu！」
jimiaoguohou，popoyoufaleyizhang，qushengyiheguyingyingbaozhehaizidezhaopian。
群里顿时炸开了锅。
tamengenbenbubihuiwohaizaiqunli，kaishiduizhezhaopianyidundianping，jiangliangrenchuidaoletianshang。
wonazheshoujichongchulewoshi。
zhenghaohepopozhuanglegemanhuai。
tabuyuedidengzhewo:「wozhidaonibuxihuanwo，zheimepobujidaixiangzhuangsiwo，weimianyetaixinjile！」
wojiangshoujipingmuduizhunpopo，lengshengzhiwen:「nizaiqunlishuodeshishenmeyisi？」
popobushenzaiyikaikou:「woxihuanhaizibuxingma，yingyingdehaiziwokanzhejiushixihuan，duopailejizhangfaqunlirangdajiaxinshang。」
wotiaomeigoulegouchunjiao，huanhuanshuodao:「zheimexihuanhaiziqudangbaomuya，shengdemeitianbannongshifei，yehaorangwoqingjingqingjing。」
popoborandanu，qidelianhongbozicu:「wuxiangya，nihushuobadaoshenmeni？！zheishiwoerzijia，nixianzaijiujizheganwozoule，zhenshiduxiexinchang！」
womianwubiaoqingkanxiangta，turanchechuyigexiao:「e，neikezhenshixiexienidekuajiangle。」
guyingyingdefangmenzaizheishidakaile，qushengyizoulechulai。
zaikandaoqushengyihou，popoturanlindaiyufushen，chouqizhekuleqilai:「erzia，nizhenshiqulegelihailaopo，mazaizheigejiashuoshenmezuoshenmedoushicuode，genbenmeifadaixiaqule！」
qushengyilengyankanguolai，jiangshouzhongdeyituanbumingwutidiuleguolai。
wohuanhuanquxiahou，caikanchuzheishiyitiaoneiku。
qushengyiyifulisuoyingdangdemoyang，yizhiqishidao:「zheishiyingyingganghuanxialaideneiku，nixianzaimashangqubangtaxiganjing。」
wodingjingyikan，faxianshangmianhaizhanranleelu，bujinzhouqilemeimao。
kanchuwoyanedeshenqing，qushengyidunshibuyuedibagaoleyinliang，dahoudao:「nizijiyeshinvren，nizheizhongxianqidebiaoqingshishenmeyisi，nizenmenengwuruyigemuqin！wonengrangnixiyingyingdeneikushiniderongxing。」
jianwobantianmeiyoufanying，qushengyiyoushuo:「niganjinqujiwoxiganjinghouchuigansongguolai，zheikeshiwohualewuqiankuaitedimaidezuoyuezizhuanyongneiku。」
wotianlexiagansezuichun，kaikouwendao:「qushengyi，qunianwoshengri，nisonglewoyigenwumaoqiandefasheng，guyingyingzuoyuezinisongtawuqiankuaideneiku。」
qushengyikanxiangwoshiyanlidaizheyihuo，zhiwenzheshuo:「woheyingyingyiqizhangda，zheifenqingyishirenherenmeifabide，buheniduoluosuole，meiyouwozai，yingyingyigerenbuhuiweinai。」
popoyexingzhibobodigenzhejinsuiqihou，mole，haihuitouhechidao:「haibukuaigunquxineiku！」