第一章
xuexiaomianshideshihouturanfaxiankaoguanshichulianzenmeban？
急急急，在线问!
wozhanzaijiaoshiwaimiankanzhetadebeiying，
xinliyinyingshunjiankuodashibei。
我靠！
yujianchulianjiusuanle，zenmehaiyaohetaheyuelianaia？！
1.“zheiweikaosheng，qingziwojieshaoyixia。”“haode。“
yiqiedeliuchengdouhenzhengchang，zhidaotakaishitiwen。
“qingwenzheiweikaosheng，woxiangqingwenyixianideqingganqingkuanghelixiangxing。”
tayifuhexudexiaorong，wenhedeyuqirangrenjuederumuchunfeng。
zaiwoyanli，neijiahuoyanjingliliuluchulaidehuaixinsijiuchameixiezailianshang。
[zheixiarangwozhuadaoleba！]
qitalaoshisihuyoudianqiguai，danshikanjiantayibenzhengjing，yexuezhetadeyangzidengzhewohuida。
woqingwenni，zheilianggewentihemianshiyoushenmeguanxi？
纯粹是来给我添堵。
“buhaoyisi，zheilianggewentihaoxianghezheicimianshimeiyouguanxi，wokeyibuhuidama？”
wosihaobupadiduishangtatanjiudeyanshen，qimiaodeshengfuyurangwobuxiangzaitamianqianshumianzi。
“zheimemeilimaodekaoguan，wokannimenzheiyebuzenmeyang.......”
shuowanwozhijieniutoujiuzou，liujitayigewuqingdebeiying。
hehe，yishangzhishiwodexiangxiang。
yaobushishangyigexuexiaoyaoqiuwohelingyigelaoshiguolaizuo“jiaohuanjiaoyu”，wozhendehuixiangshangmianshuodeneiyangzuo。
woyaoleyaoya，zhinengyangqiyigejiaxiao。
“buhaoyisi，wokeyixianwenyixiazheilianggewentidebiyaoxingshi？”
xiangshiyiliaozhizhong，neijiahuolimajieshang，
“shizheiyangde，womenhuitongguonidehuidafenxichunidejinqixinlizhuangtaihexingge，zheiduiwomenshifouxuanzenizuowei”jiaohuanjiaoshi“juyouzhongyaoyingxiang。”
qitamianshilaoshixiangshimashanglijietatichudeqiguaiwenti，lianlianfuhe。
“biedanxin，zheishiwomenxuexiaozuihaodexinlilaoshitianlaoshi，zheishitapinggudeyihuan，jirantawenleneimejiuqingnizuodaba。“
wokanzheneijiahuoshizaibidedebiaoqing，hendeyayangyang。
“xianzaishidanshen，lixiangxingdehuameiyou，woshixinglengdan。”
shenmepinggudeyihuan，taneijiushidanchundixianggeyingwo。
yiqianwansaichedexianzaihaichenglexinlilaoshi，
nimendoubeitadebiaomianpianle！
2.haoburongyiyingfuwanzuihoudeliucheng，wokuaibuzouchujiaoxuelou。
zaozhidaotaxiaozizaizhei，woshizenmeyangyebuhuilaizheilizuoshenmejiaohuande！
zaixiaomenkouwogangtaochushoujizhunbeidachehuijia，yiliangheidefaliangdetanke300tingzaiwomianqian。
chechuangyaoxialuchutianqingyueneizhangshuaiqidanshitaorenyandelian。
“shangche，songnihuijia。“
wofanlegedadadebaiyan，“bu，xu，yao。“
suiranwozuishangshizheimeshuozhe，danshidacheruanjianshangchichimeiyourenjiedan，ermianqianderenyouzhigougoudidingzhewokan。
这让我有些心烦。
jianwobulita，tianqingyueguoduanxialeche。
yiguganjingdizaoxianglongzhuwo。
“niganmamomingqimiaojiwopiyifu。“suiranhuashizheimeshuo，danwoyemeijujuetadehaoyi。
tuodiaowaitaodetalimianjiuchuanleyijianwuxiu。
lveweixiushendeyifuyinyinyueyuegoulechutadehaoshencai。
我看着不免一愣。
“huihuishen，koushuidoukuailiudaoyifushangle。tingshuonishixinglengdan？“tayilianhuaixiao，jingzhundisanfazijidemeili。
xiaosi，wohuizheimerongyishanggou？
wofenfendibaitayiyan，“nibieguan，bushishuosongwohuijia？“
bushiyinweibiede，zhishiyinweizheiyangdehaoshencaikebunengbeibierenkanjian。
taxiangyoubianwailewaitou，suijilakaichemen，“zouba~”
shangchezhihoutazirandidakailechezaiyinxiang。
fangdejuranhaishijinqiwoxihuandege。
“nitoukuiwogedan？”wobukesiyidiniuguotoukanta。
wozheicaifaxiantawozhefangxiangpandeshoushangjuranhaidaizheyiqianwomenmaideqinglvjiezhi。
tadaoshiyilianjingqi，“o！zheigegedandefenxiangzhejuranshinima？womenhaizhenshitianshengyiduini。”
有病。