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tanuhoushengpoda，henkuaibianyinlaifujinlinjupaqiangkanrenao。
hanmeijianzhuang，limaqiazhehuailideerziyiqiku。
“wuwuwu......duibuqisaozi，douguaiwo......doushiwodecuo，wohenidaoqian......”
shengweinianlazhuxiangxiaguidehanmei，lianshangxintengnanyan：“hetadaoshenmeqian，wokantajintianjiushichicuoyaole，chuncuifafeng！”
bumingzhenxiangdelinjutingwen，fenfenchaowoluchubiyibiaoqing。
“juranlianrenjiaqinmeimeidouqifu，zheinvrenzhenshiguofenna。”
“doushiyijiaren，meimeibuguoshizanzhuxieshiri，dangsaozideweimianxinxiongtaixiazhaile！”
hanmeizaizhongrenlitingdehuayushengzhong，yangqigaoaotoulu。
shengweiniangenzhezhuangkailiulanghan，jiangwochaowulitui。
jianwobucong，tadishengjinggao。
“shenzhiyan，ninandaobupababaoweikederennaoguolaime？hunaoyegaiyougexianduba！nibuyaolian，wohaiyaolianni！”
wokanzheta，lenglengfawen：
“shengweinian，nijuedewozheishizaihunao？”
“不然呢？”
shengweinianzhualezhuaeqiandesuifa，wangzhewolengxiao。
“nibujiushikanbuguanwojiemeimeilaijiazhu，paduochuliangzhangzuichifan，suoyicaichuchutiaoti，zhaowohetademafanme？”
“shenzhiyan，woyiweinipingchangyishengbuhangshidadu，naolebantian，yuanlainiyizhishixiaodujichang，jiazhuangdafang！”
我小肚鸡肠？
我假装大方？
dangchuruobushiwotaoguangjiadi，tashengweinianpashiliandiemadeanzangfeidoutaobuqi！
womuguangyinleng：“shengweinian，yuanlaizainixinli，woyizhishizheizhongren............”
“he，ninengrenshidaozijidecuowujiuhao。”shengweinianjugaolinxianizhewo：“wojinigaiguozixindejihui，xianzai，hemeimeidaoqian。”
我呵呵一笑。
“道你娘的歉！”
woshuozhezhuangkaishengweinian，chaoyuanwaiweiguanerlaidelinjudashengshuodao：
“woairenmeihewodashengzhaohu，bianzaixinhundiertian，bahaowuxueyuanguanxideganmeimeimuzi，jiejinwomendehunfangzhu。geweijiefanglinjudoulaibangwopingpingli，zheizhengchangme！”
wodehua，lingyuanbenhaiduiwoyanlubiyidelinjufenfenbianlegua。
dajiademuguang，quandouzaishengweinianhehanmeishenshanglaihuizhuanyou。
“qinmeimeiyaozhuhunfangwohaibutongyini，genghekuanghaizhishigeganmeimei......ze，shenggongnizahaoyisishuonixifuerxiaodujichanga。”
“shia，erqiexiaoshenrenhenhaode，haimianfeibangwojiaxiaohaifudaogongkeni。”
“banrenjiahunfanglaizuoyuezi......zhenshihuiqi，yaoshiwo，zaojiuhezheixingshengdenaofanlianle！”
linjudehua，shuodeshengweinianliansebianleyoubian，genzhezhuantoukanxiangwo。
congqiandanfanwairenduitayoufumianpinglun，wodouhuizhanchulaititalanxiamaming。
guerzheihuierjianwoyiyanbufa，shengweinianmianshanggangaernaohuo。
我见状嗤笑。
qiangtoushangdelinjuzheishiyoushuo：
“aiyo，zheirangwoxiangqigebineishierlai！neilaowangzuishangshuotaganmeimeishilaitoukaotade，kezuihouliangrenhaibushiguihunshanglechuang。dengneilaowangxifufaxiandeshihou，zeze......taganmeimeideduzi，douyouwugeyuedale。”
hanmeiwenyanmianseshunjianbaohong，yishuangxingyanleimengmengdekanxiangwoheshengweinian。
“wo、wobushi......saozi，woheweiniangezhijianshiqingbaide......”
“yousheishuonimenbuqingbaileme？”wojixiao：“cidiwuyinsanbailiang？”
zheihuarupingdiyishenglei，zhadehanmeiheshengweinianyanluxinxu。
shengweinianhenkuaifanyingguolai，genzhenaodao：“shenzhiyannibuyaoqirentaishen！！”
tashuozhe，zhuanshenzhualetangcipenchaoyuanqiangshangdiu。
“gun！dougun！nimenzaiganluanshuo，wojiuzhaobaoweikederenguolai，banimentongtongdouzhuajingonganju！”
linjumenwenyanzuoniaoshousan，duliuxiashenxinggaodadeliulanghanlizaiyuandi，xiandeyouweizhumu。
“chouyaofandenihaibugun？！”
shengweinianmazhejiangtangcipendiulechuqu，jieguobeineiliulanghanwenwenjiexia，qidelianhongbozicu。
我见此哄笑出声。
liulanghanniezhepenzikanxiangwo。
“zheipen，tongzhinihaiyaome？”