ercishi，qianweicun，diliganhuoderencishijuzaiyiqixiuxi，youdenachuganbingzibuchongtili，shenyouweibachutoufangzaiditou，nachuzijidexiaobubao，buguomeiyoushenmeganbingzi，zhiyouyihushui。
ananzezaiditoujiangenqitaxiaohaiwan，yigesiwusuidadexiaonanhaizuozaicaoduoshang，duizhanzaixiamiandexiaohaidao：“wodiekelihaile，banggebihoushandaduiderengaozhuan，renjiateyisongniuroulaixiewodie，womenjiazuotianwanshangchideniurouduntudou，zeixiang！”
“niurouhaochime！？”youxiaohaichanzui，renbuzhuwendao。
xiaonanhaiaoqidetaitoudao：“dangranhaochile，niuroushizheigeshijieshangzuihaochidedongxi！”
“wojuedejirouzuihaochi。”youxiaohaishuodao。
“我喜欢吃猪肉。”
ananyenaishengnaiqidedao：“wojiawanshangyenengchiroule！”
xiaonanhaipieleananyiyan，chixiaodao：“nigepianzi，nijiacaichibuqirou，nibashierliuzi，liandidoubulaizhong，womashuonibazaowanbanihenimajiesi。”
ananbielebiezui，jueqiangdao：“caibushi，wobazaoshangjiwoshuo，wanshangyourouchini！”
“sahuangdedapianzi，erliuzijiazenmekenengchideqirou！”xiaonanhaicongcaoduoshangtiaoxialai，dengzhebitaaiyitoudeananshuodao。
ananhenweiqu，babamingmingshuowanshangchiroule，biantaitoudao：“womeipianren，wobabushierliuzi！”
“nibajiushierliuzi，nijiushipianzi，wobashuodengnihenimakuaiesile，shuobudingdequmairou！”xiaonanhaiyibajianganantuidao，duizheananhandao。
“wa~！”ananzuozaidishangkuleqilai，liaoliangdeshengyinzheicaiyinqiditouganhuodedarenmenzhuyi。
shenyouweizhengzaiheshui，jieguotingdaoananku，lianmangbashuihuwangdifangshangyifang，gubudehulideshuitangchulai，ganjinpaodaoananshenbian，baananbaoqilai。
“zenmeshuaidaoleni？ananbuku。”shenyouweibaozheanan，roushengquandao。
ananweiqudekudao：“wuwu~！mama，woshuowobabahuimaidafeirouhuilaichi，daqianggebuxiangxin，haishuowoshixiaopianzi，haishuowobashierliuzi！”
xiaonanhaijianshenyouweilai，yebuhaipa，jixudao：“benlaijiushi，quancundouzhidao，nijiachibuqirou！”
shenyouweirenbuzhuzhouqimeitou，danzuizhongmeigenxiaonanhaishuoshenme，ershiduianandao：“zanmenzhiyaobushuojiahua，jiubuparenshuozan。”
cishiqitadarenyezouleguolai，xiaonanhaidemuqinzaixiaonanhai**shangxiangzhengxingdepaileyixia，ranhoujiaxiaodao：“youwei，nibiewangxinliqu，tongyanwuji！”
xiaonanhai**beipaileyixia，lijibuganle，rangrangdao：“woyoumeishuohuang，wobahaishuotajiabudanchibuqirou，zaowanananmadequmairou，buranquanjiadoudebeiesi！daoshihouwobajiuqumai！”
zhouweiderendoushiyileng，shenyouweilianshanghongdedouyaodixiaxuele，xiaonanhaitadiebenlaizaipangkanrenao，cishilianseyeshiyizheng，niutoujiuxiangpao，jieguobeihaizitamayijiaochuaizai**shang。
“zhouzhicheng，buyaoliandedongxi，shibushikandaogenaidade，jiuhunletoule！”nvrendashengmadao，liannaodaizhuadisichezijidenanren。
“womeishuo，xiaohaixiacheniyexiangxin。”nanrenyibianpaoyibianjieshi，keshinvrengenbenbuguanzheixie。
ananzaimamahuaili，yihuodedao：“mama，womenjiayoumeiyangzhu，zenmemairoua！”
shenyouweiyanleishuizaiyankuanglidazhuan，yibawuzhuanandeerduo，nongdeananyihuobuyi。
cishinvrenzhuizijinanrenyezhuileile，zhanzaiyuandichazheyao。
henhendikanzheshenyouwei，huranmadao：“saohuli，zijinanrenguanbuzhu，jiuxianggouyinbiedenanren，jianbujiana！shenglianggedaroutuanzi，chanbierennanrenshibushi！？”
zhouweiqitarenyouxiezaikanxiaohua，youxiemianluburende，dandouyebuganshuoshenme，zheijiashicunlishoufu，sheiyebugandezuitamenjia。
shenyouweileishuishunzhelianjialiuxialai，nvrenkandaolelengxiaoyisheng：“zhuangshenmekelian，yaobushuo**jiuhuigouyinnanren，kuliangxiajiunengbananrenkudaobeiwoli，yebupaninvergennixue，yechenglegouyinnanrende**！”
“啪！”
突然一声脆响。
zhijianshenyouweiqishen，zhuantoujiushiyibazhangdazainvrendelianshang，yaoyadao：“buxunishuowonver！”
nvrenbuganxiangxinpingshiqieruodeshenyouweijurangandaziji，dengdaleyanjing。
fanyingguolaihouzhangyawuzhuadequzhuashenyouweidelian，yibianzhuayibianhandao：“saohuli，nigesaohuli，wozhualannidelian，rangnizaiqugouyinnanren！”
“biedawomama，nibiedawomama！”anankuzhequhushenyouwei，jieguobeinvrendexiaohaiyibatuidaozaidishang。
“dasinimen，gandawomama，banidasi。”xiaonanhaihenlidemeiyouyidianhaizidedanchun。
shenyouweibuguziji，lijiqubaodaozaidishangdeanan，qitarenjianzhuangdoufenfenrangkai，weikongzheibahuoshaodaozijishenshang。
nvrenjianzhuangchaoqidishangdechutou，yongchutoubamiaozhunshenyouweidebei，yangshoujiuyaozashangqu。
“dasinigechou**！”nvrenyanshenxionglidehandao。
砰！
shenyouweibaozheguinv，sihuyijingzuohaochengshououdadedaolai，keyishengpengxianghou，zijiyidianshiqingdoumeiyou，fandaoyigeshuxideshengyinfuxianzaierbian。
“我艹尼玛！”
zhijianshoulilinzheroudeqinlangshuangyanxuehong，barouwangdishangyireng，yibachezhenvrendetoufa，jiangqizhuaileqilai。