第3章

amaopaoguoqu,pazaishiguanbianshang,kanzhexiaoshidedahuang,yanleidouhechulaile。

dahuangyidinghuijingdaoguancaidaxiande。

wanyidaxianbujitamensongchidezenmeban?

amaonachulezijixuedemujian,putongyishengguizaileguancaiqian。

“guancaidaxian,amaoyuanyiziwenxiezui!”

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banyesonghepazaichuanghushang,haizaisikaogongsiyanjiuyuanfalaidebaogao。

neipingbaijiu,jiuqubutong,niangzaowendu,shidubutong,shenzhiniangzaodeyuancailiaoyeshibutongde。

yanfabujigeboshilengshimeijitayanjiuchugeyiersan,zhiyouyiduishujuzadetanaodaifameng。

zhengmengdeshihou,takandaolezufenlishenmedongxizaicuanlaicuanqu。

宋禾:“……”

tanachushouji,jipangzidaledianhua,“huizhuoguime?”

pangzi:“xiaosongzongninrangwohui,wojiuhui,nindengzhe,womashanglai!”

bangexiaoshihou,pangzibaozheyiduidongxigandao,yiyifangdaodishang,fenbieshi,taomujian,nuomi,tongqian。

“quba,kankanzaiwojiazufenlibanyexialiudadeshiwonaweizuzong!”

pangziliangbaijinderoudoudejijiangyaotuoguside,“ninbiehewo。”

songhechuailetayijiao,“kuaiqubalaotongxue,wobanicongchengguanduiwalai,nijiuyaotixiannidejiazhi!”

zuihoupangziweilezhuazuzongdejiangjin,dazheyipaishoudiantongqulezufen,zhualebantianzhihou,linzheyizhishougulinxundehuangshulangshanglaile。

“heihei,songzong,zheibushininzuzongba。”

“鸡。”

pangzijimangwuzhulezijidangbu。

songhe:“worangnimaiyizhijijitachi。”

pangzi:“ninduihuangshulangzhenhao。”

“neishi,wanyishiwobabazhuanshini。”

胖子:“……”

您可真是大孝女。

不过也是。

songheshibukenengxiaoshuntaneigebabade。

talaoda,xiaosongzong,jinniannianfangershiliu,tingshuoshisongjiaweiyidesishengnv。

laosongzongzaiwaimianzhaoqingren,shenghaizi,ruguohuaiyunle,doushiyaopaichahaizixingbiede。

chachushinvhai,jiyunmayibiqiandadiao,jiusonghedema,toutoupaole,zhiyiyaojiangsongheshengxialai。

songjiazhongnanqingnv,ruguobushinandingquandousile,yelunbudaosonghepashangfengongsizongjinglideweizhi。

buguosongjiazhongnanqingnvdechuantonghaishizaide,songhejichengdegongsi,qiahaoshigongsizuijijikeweidebaijiubankuai。

yinweisongshizhiyouguimohendadehongjiuchang,quemeiyoubaijiuchang,daozhisonghejichengdefengongsizhishiyigejingxiaogongsi。

gujia,zheigongsi,nanchengyinian。

pangziweizijiqiantukanyou。

wanyiyinianhousonghegongsijingyingbushanbeizonggongsiqudi,songhegerenpochanquyaofan,tadaoshiyenengqubaiditan。

daoshihouyiqiandetongshishuobudinghainengzhuitashihoupaomandianer。

huangshulangchileyizhikaoji,shulianshangxiemanlemanyihebumanzu,heidouzisideyanzhuzizhigougoudichaozhesonghekan。

songhedoupazheizhiwanyizhangkouhetawangwangliangsheng,zaichaotayaoweiba。

“再买五只过来。”

pangzilikerangpengyousonglewuzhikaojiguolai。

dahuangkandaowuzhikaojizhuangzaiyigedaizili,turanchongguoqu,yikouyaozhulepangzishoulidaizidetishou,huanghuangyouyou,huanghuangyouyouchongchumenkou,wangzufenlipaoqu。

yinweiyaozhedaizi,huangshulangpaodebukuai,songhejihujiuzaitashenhougenzhe。

ranhoukandaohuangshulangyixiazitiaodaolezuishangmiandeshiguanli。

tadakaishoujishoudiantong,wangshiguanlizhaolezhao。

huangshulanghekaoji,quandouxiaoshibujianle。

pangzihuchihuchipaoleguolai,“xiaosongzong,huangshulangni。”

“buzhidao,kenengcongbiededifangpaoleba,niquzaimaiyibaizhikaoji,sanbaizhixianshatunmaoji,jiwosongguolai。”

“a?xiaosongzong,xianzaishiwanshangjiudian。”

songhecongbaolinachuyizhangkarengdaopangzihuaili。

“quzhaogeyangjichang,rangtamenxianzaijiusha,shawanchulihaonikaichejiwosongguolai,niyiqianzuochengguande,duizheixieyinggaishuxideba。”

“keshiwodechehaoxiangzhuangbuxia……”

“sigexiaoshineisongbudao,juanpugaigundan!”

胖子:“……”

宋扒皮吧。

tagaibuhuihaizaijihentagaozhongshihoubalingtadeshierba?

songhetiaomei,“younandu?”

“mei,mei,meinandu,xiaodebaozhengwanchengrenwu。”

宋禾摩挲着石棺。

tazheiyitian,yizhimosuozhezheishiguan,shouxindoukuaimotulupile,limianzhentangleshenmeren,gujiyifudouyaobeitamopodiaole。

石棺是没机关的。

真是祖宗显灵了?

haishihuangshulangxianxianlingle?

neipingbaijiudepeifang,taketaichanle。

zheijiuhehuangshulang,shitongyitianchuxiande,yebuzhidaoshiguanduimianshibushiyiduihuangshulang。

fanzhengxiantoudianerjishishikan,bijingbuguantouweishenme,zheishiguanquannengtunle。

sangeduoxiaoshihou,pangzizhihuizhetadaxiaoxiongdi,jiangjidoubanlehuilai。

songhejiledianhaochufei,rangtamenlikai,ranhouzijihuchihuchi,jiangsuoyoujidourengdaoleshiguanli。

嗯,鸡扔完了。

buzhidaohuangshulangkebuke?

tazhuantoukanleyanshuiguan,youjiangshuiguanduileshangqu。

zheiciduidaoguancailimianzhihou,songhejiumeizaiguanle,zhuanshenhuiqushuijuele。

zheidianshuiliang,zongbuzhiyubaneizhikanqilaihenjilingdehuangshulangjiyansi。

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amaoguqiyongqi,yongmujiangelejicibozi,tawadeyishengkule。

meiyoujiangjunmenfenglidejian,tasibuchengle。

fujiangkantazaiyongmujianmobozi,bozidoumohongle,dabuzouguoquyibazhuazhulemujian,“haishimolenibushuijue,zaizuoshenme?”

jiuzaizheigeshihou,dahuangturancongguancailifeilechulai,yaozheyigetacongweijiandaoguodezhidai。

tajieleyigemanhuai,“dahuang,dahuang,nihuilaile!”

“这是什么?”

“haoxiang,zenmehuizheimexiang!”

“shijiroudexiangwei,haoxiang,kuai,kuaiquhanjiangjun!!”

fujianghuayingangluo,jiukandaotamenjiajiangjundakailemen。

“jiangjun,ninkan,zheigeshijirou,guancaidaxianyouxianlingle!daxianyoujiwomensongchidelaile!”

amaopaodetaijishuaileyijiao,shoulidongxifeilechuqu。

peiqingxuanlunyishaoshaoyitui,taishoujiezhulejijiangfeiguotatoudingdeyidadaizidongxi。

guozhejirouwaimianzheicengbuzhishihewu,tadalijiezhuzhixia,jingmeiyoupo。