songpingzhoupaianerqi，“nijiwobizui。”
wenjiu：“woyoumeishuonijia，nijishenme?mofeinijiayousaowei?bunengba，tangtanghoufu，rucibukan?”
songpingzhoubeiqidelianhongbozicu，songchengzhouyishimiansetieqing。
jinriwenjiusuanshizhizhebizimale，tamenjingmeiyouhaishouzhili。
songpingzhou：“nishaozaizheizhisangmahuai，niyigexiangyecunfuzenmepeideshangweiwujiangjun?niganggangshuowoguyizhaocha，wogaosuni，wojiushizhaocha，yekanbushangni。”
lumingyuehanledelianseyouhanleyiceng，tadeqiziyannengbeirenzhizhebizima，tayinudao：“songpingzhou，niguofenle。”
wenjiuquebuji，“yaobuniquqiubixiachelewodegaoming，ranglumingyuejiwoyifengxiushu?”
songpingzhou：“......"
"ninengzuodaoma?”
宋平洲：他做不到。
“zuobudaozaizheijiaoshenme，diurenxianyan。”
宋平洲：!
“nibiebufuqi，wozaijinishuodaoshuodao。”
songpingzhou：niyekeyibushuo。
“niruoquanshitaotiankeyijiudidasiwo，kexinimeineigeshili，erpingaomingfurennibuganpeng。
niyekeyimawoyidun，madezangdiannantingdian，woyigenvzibixiukuinandang，kexinigujilumingyuedelianmianmabuchukou，bijingnihaishigeyaoliande。
shangbuquyexiabulai，nituotuodeshouqibao，wonangfei。
dangranniruomalewowojueduibuhuishanbaganxiu，wohuiquyamenqiaogegu，wenwenjiangshidezaokangqibeitongpaozhizhebizimasuanbusuanlibenglehuai。
wohaihuibianshuxiehuabenziwenwentianxiaren，jiangshizhengzhanqiziyaobuyaoshoujiaanzhaishangjinggongpoxiayangzinv。
ruoshijiangshililegonghuilaiqizijiuchenglezaokangyaoxiatang，neiyihounvzihaishoushenmehoufang，fujunyizouzhijiehelidaoluogeyishenqingsong。
daoneishiqiekanjiahuibuhuian，guohuibuhuiluan。
wohaihuiwenwenbixia，wangenfuyibeixinqiyizhekepeiweiguan，weijiang，weiren?”
zhongren：kaishishanggangshangxian，naodalesongpingzhouyaodaomei。
bu，shizhenggezhongyonghoufudouyaodaomei。
songchengzhoudao：“jiadiwuzhi，lufurenmoguai。”
“nishuojutawuzhi，tayihoujiubuwuzhilema?nijizhitawuzhiweihebuguanjiao?”
songchengzhou：“......daiwohuifubiyanjiaguanjiao。”
“shuoyitaozuoyitao，xuweizhiji。ganggangtasiwohua，zhaowocha，nishixiahaishilong?”
songchengzhou：“......lufuren，deraorenchuqieraoren，ninshuoni?”
“woshuobushi，woshuogaichenzheyoulibaduifangmadeliantadiedouburenshi，fanzhengshihoudoushiyaobeibaofude，suoxingmagetongkuai。”
zhongren：“......”
songpingzhouqideciyaliezui，kelumingyuedejinggaodemuguangtabunenghushi，tajinriqueshiyouxiedalumingyuedelian。
shenshianshizaimeirenzhuxiaole，taxinlizheijiaoyigeshutan，yuanlaiwenjiubushizhimaziji，tashipingdengdemasuoyouren，daisheimashei。
wenjiukanleshenshianyiyan，“shenshoufu，xiaogoulema?”
shenshianlimazhengjinweizuo，jingeerrenduo，tabuxiangaima，“xiaogoule。”
zhangshengxuanyoudongle，dushenshiantashizhuanyede，“shian，nihelufurenrenshi?”
shenshian：“......”
youzheimegemidishitadefuqi!!!
tazhenbuxiangzheigeshihourenshiwenjiu，tatouyaodebolangguside，quebuganshuohua，yinweiwenjiukantadeyanshenhenbushan，tabuganqingyishuohua。
songchengzhou：“burenshi?”
wenjiu：“shenshoufudeyisishiburenshi，danshiqinqi。”
众人：?
lumingyue：“jiuer，niheshenshoufushiqinqi?”
wenjiu：“shenshoufushiwoyuanfangbiaoshu。”
众人：表叔?
shenshianyanjingdoudengdale，tayouneimelaoma?!!!
zhongrendoukanxiangshenshian，dengzhedaan，huozheshuodengzhewenjiubeidalian。
shenshianxinlitianrenjiaozhan，ren?haishiburen?
burengujiyaoaima，ren，zheshibuganxin。
zijitangtangshoufupingshenmebeizheigediaofunanie!!!