第3章
qinzhenbangzhouzhemeitoukanzheerzi:“meijiaoyangdedongxi,jiwofangxia!”
ananhedesuohuishou,yanlihanzheleishui。
wozouguoqu,naqiyizhengpanshuiguofangzaiananmianqian。
“chiba,zheishinibabadejia,womenbushikeren。”
mengxueqingdelianseyichen,qinzhenbangxiangzuzhiquebuzhigairuhekaikou。
mengxiaoxingpiezuidao:“mama,zheixierenhaozanga,nengbunengjiaobabagantamenzou?”
womeilihuita,naqiyikuaipingguozaizijiyifushangcaleca,dijileanan。
“anankuaichangchang,shibushibixiangxianeixiesuansedeyeguotianduole?”
“babaxianzaikeyouqianle,zanmenananyeyaoguohaorizile。”
nverxiaoxinyiyijieguopingguo,bugantaitou。
yanqiandeyiqieyuqianshizhongdie——tongyangdechangjing,tongyangdexiuru。
danzheiyici,wobuhuizairenrenzaige。
wolenghengyisheng,“mouxierenzhenshibuzhilianchi,jiuzhanquechaohaiyoulile?”
mengxueqingmuzilianseshunjianbiandehennankan。
qinzhenbangbawoladaoyibian。
“你怎么回事?”
“renjiaxingxingcongxiaojiumeileba,bawodangchengbaba,shinianghaimeishuoshenme,nineimedafanyingzuoshenme。”
“xuexiaoyougejiashuzuotanhui,woheshiniangdequcanjia。”
“nimenjiuxianzaizheidaizheba。”
tatingdunleyixia,“bieluandongdongxi。”
qiao,zheijiushiwoneiwei“jiaoshouzhangfu”duiqierdetaidu。
“mama,babaweishenmebuxihuanwomen?”
ananzhuaizhewodeyijiao,xiaolianzhouchengyituan。
wodunxiashen,kanzhehaizijiedaozhidemianhuangjishou,xinrudaojiao。
“anan,nixiangqukanbabashangtaifayanma?”
ananyanlishanguoyisiqidai。
woqiaoqiaodaizhenverhunjinlehuichang。
jiangtaishang,mengxueqingchuanzhejiancaijingzhidelianyiqun,guangcaizhaoren。
“zuoweiyigezhishifenzijiashu,womenyaolijiezhangfudegongzuo,jitazuidadezhichi。”
tashengyinroumei,yanshenquebushisaoxiangtaixia,“youxienvrenzhihuituohoutui,budongdepeihe,zheishizuirangrenyihande。”
我冷笑。
qianshidewo,jiushibeizheiyangdeyanlunmanmanjikuade。
taishangdeqinzhenbangshencaiyiyi,yumengxueqinghudongjianyanboliuzhuan,yanrancaishitianzaodishedeyidui。
“qinjiaoshouduimenglaoshizhenhao,bijingmenglaoshidezhangfujiuletayiminga。”
“shia,yaobushienshixiangjiu,qinzhenbangzaojiuzaineicishiyanshiguzhongmeimingle。”
wolengxiaogengshen。zheigehuangyan,mengbileduoshaoren?
jiyishanhuiqianshi,neitianwowuyizhongtingdaoqinzhenbangzuijiuhoudezibai:“laoshigenbenbushiweilejiuwoerside。”
“ta......tajuanlekeyanjingfei,beidiaocha,chengbuzhule......”
neiyike,wocaimingbai,enqingzhishihuangzi,zaoyousiqingcaishishishi。
“jiexialai,youqingqinjiaoshoujianghua。”
zhuchirendeshengyinjiangwolahuixianshi。
qinzhenbangzhanqishen,zhengzhunbeizoushangtai。
“够了!”
wonuhouyisheng,lazhenverchongxiangjiangtai。
全场哗然。
“zheiweitongzhi,nishi?”
zhuchirenjingedikanzhewo。
“woshiqinzhenbangdeqizi,zheishiqinjiaoshoudeqinshengnver。”
woshengyinhongliang,rangmeigejiaoluodounengtingjian。
qinzhenbangliansetieqing:“xiashihan,nifashenmefeng?”
“我发疯?”
wolengxiaodao,“nideqinnveredemianhuangjishou,niquedaizhesuoweienshideqierzhujinlejiaoshougongyu。”
“meng**suoweide‘zhichizhangfu’,shizaizhichisheidezhangfu?”
“shizhichitasiqudezhangfu,haishizhichiwodezhangfu。”
mengxueqingmianseweibian,danhenkuaihuifuzhending:“xiatongzhi,nibiewuhui,qinjiaoshouzhishikanwoguerguamucaititalaoshizhaoguyixiawomen。”
“闭嘴!”
wodiyiciruciqiangshi,“nizhangfudesiyin,yaobuyaowozaizheilishuogeqingchu?”
zheijuhuarutongzhadan,jingdemengxueqingliansecanbai。
“shenmesiyin?bushishiyanshiguma?”
台下有人疑惑地问。
qinzhenbanghuangleshen:“xiashihan,nihushuoshenme!”
wozoudaomaikefengqian,kanzhetaixiayizhangzhanghaoqidelian:“gewei,rangwolaigaosunimen,zheishienqinghaishi**。”