weiguandeshaonianshuangyanchihong，daoxiyikouliangqi，xindimomojisuanyixia，10000fenjiushiyiqiankuai，xiangdangyufumuliangyuegongzi。
2003niandegongzipubianbugao，chuzaisanxianxiaochengshi，pugongdegongzizhiyousanwubaikuai，dadaoyiqianjiushigaoxin。
yidaodaoxianmujiduhendemuguang，jujiaozaizhaofengdeshenshang，qiaozhelanbaixiangjiandeyizhongxueshengfu，quedingzhaofengshiruanruokeqidegaozhongsheng。
chuoxuedexiaoqingnianmeilaiyanqu，huxiangdazheyanse，mingxiandangzhaofengshidafeiyang，jiudengzhexiadaokaizaile。
zhaofengwenrutaishan，laguodailengdejinfugui，zaierbiandiyujiju，jinfuguidiantouzouchuyouxiting。
laobanniangliumeidaoshu，xingyanyuandeng，fenkairenqunzouleguolai，qiaozhepingmushangde10000fen，luchubikuhainankandexiaorong，xindianmabuyi，pojiqiyouchumaobingle，diaohaodezuidibaolv，yitianzhichuyicimantianxing，hainengrangrenyazhong。
“xiaoshuaigeyunqizhenhao，mantianxingdounengpengshang，jiezhewanhaishihuanyouxibi。”
tingzhelaobanniangdetaoluhua，zhaofengbuyouzizhuxiaole，chouniangmenhaitingxinheile，haibudasuanjihuanqian，yiqiankuaihuanchengyouxibizuyoubaqianmei，gouzasilaobanniangdele。
“woshishangfenzhongle，jiwoduihuanyiqiankuaiqian，nibuhuixianglaizhangba。”zhaofenglengmodedao。
zhongmukuikuizhixia，ganshouguowushudaozhiyidemuguang。
laobannianglianseyinqingbuding，laizhangshibukenengde，kaidianzuijiangjiuxinyu，yaoshibujizheixiaozihuanqian，sheihailaiwanlaohuji，zaiyemeirenlaishangfensongqianle。
laobannianggangadedao：“zheimedadeyouxiting，zenmekenenglaizhang，mashangjiniduihuan！”huayinyiluo，niudongyaozhizouhuijutai，routongdeshuchushizhangbaiyuandachao，zouhuilaidijizhaofeng。
zhaofengjieguolaishuleshu，querenmeiyouwenti，shouqiqianjichurenqun，kuaibuzouchuyouxiting。
yiqunxiaohunzijinsuiqihou，kuaibuzhuichuyouxiting，yaozailezheitoudafeiyang。
malubiantingzheyiliangxialichuzuche，jinfuguidetoutanchuchuangkou，dashengdao：“zheibiankuaishangche。”
zhaofengpaoguolaizuojincheli，dingzhudao：“shifu，xiaofeiyangshaokao！”
sijifadongcheliang，langshengdao：“oulei！”
chuzucheqidongchongjincheliu，xiaoshizaizhangjie，suixingdexiaohunzipukong，mamalieliefanhuiyouxiting。
huangmaoshaonianzouleguolai，diyudao：“laobanniang，zheixiaozitaihuatoule，chumenjiushangchuzuchepaole。”
laobanniangliansebushan，fenkaidao：“wobushigaosuni，babaolvdiaodaozuidi，zajiuchumantianxingle。”
huangmaoshaonianganxiaodao：“zheixiaozizoulegouyun，yitianchuyicimantianxing，dounengzabaoji！”
laobannianglishengdao：“wanshangguanzhangzhihou，bamantianxingjilaoniangdiaomeide，jinwansiguidatongxiaomaque，niliuxialaibuchangwodesunshi。”
huangmaoshaonianshuangyanfangguang，jidongdelianliandiantou，bizhonglemantianxinghaiyaoxingfen。
小肥羊烧烤。
anjingdexiaobaoxiangli，jinfuguipengzhecaidan，zuilitunyankoushui，diediebuxiudedao：
“二十串大腰子！”
“二十串小腰子！”
“二十串鸡尖儿！”
“zailaiyigedafenmaoduguo，guolifangyuwanheqingcai！”
“haiyouma？”nvfuwuyuanmomozuozhejilu，xiaopangziweikouzhenhao，kouweibushiyibandezhong。
“chabuduole，zailaisipingbingyinliao，fenggenidianba！”jinfuguixinmanyizu，diguocaidan。
“yibaichuanyangrouchuan，wanshila！”zhaofengmeijiecaidan，xindihenshiwunai，xiaopangkouweimeibian，haishineimesaoqi，haoxiangshenyouduokuiyiyang。
nvfuwuyuankuaibuliqu，baoxianglizhishengxialiangren。
zhaofengquchuliangzhangdatuanjie，rengjijinfugui，xiaodao：“xiaopangshouhao，shuohaodeshuangbeifenghai。”
jinfuguiyebukeqi，shouqianfangjinkudai，yiweishenzhangdedao：“fengge，woganjuenibianle，bushiyuanlaidenile。”
zhaofengyanmoumichengxifeng，zhenglileyixiatubiedeguogaitou，ziliandedao：“yingjundewobiandegengjiashuaiqile，nibuyongjiduwo。”
“gundan！”jinfuguidakaibingqishui，bushuangdedao：“ziliandejiahuo，kannibulaoshile，mingtianlaoshizhaojiazhang，nijiushuaibuqilaile。”
zhaofengyundanfengqingdedao：“zhaojiazhangshixiaoshi，haojiumeijilaoshisongjidanle，zhenghaozaisongdian！”
jinfuguidengyuanshuangyan，tixiaojiefeidedao：“buhuiba！niyaozheimegao，bupalaoshikansini。”
nvfuwuyuantuikaimen，duanlaiyifenfenkaopan，shangmianshidaxiaoyaozi，gezhongxiangqisiyidekaochuan，haiyoudafenmaoduhuoguo。
jinfuguitiqidayaozikaidong，chidemanzuiliuyou，zantandao：“congxiaoyiqiwandaoda，fenggediyiciqingke，woyaodachiyidun。”
zhaofengdiaokandao：“xihuanjiuduochidian，dayaoziguangou！”
jinfuguizixinmanmandedao：“yipangyedeshili，xiaoxinchiqiongni！”
zhaofengxiaoerbuyu，heleyikoubingqishui，saoguocaidanshangdejiage，yangrouchuanwumaoyichuan，yaoziyiyuanyichuan，yangpaierkuaiyichuan，zuiguidemaoduguoshikuaiyidapen，xianzaidewujiataihaole，pangzichangkaichi，youbuhepijiu，zuiduoerbaikuaijiunenggaoding。
qianshidezhaofengqiongkunliaodao，tiantianweishengjibenbo，congxiaodaodadoushiqiongren，nayouxianqianqingke，liangrenchulaichifan，jibendoushixiaopangtaoqianfuzhang，qianlexiaopangbuzhiduoshaodunfan。
liangrenchuiniudapi，jiuzufanbaozhihou，jiezhangshiyibaiwu，rengxiayizhuozitieqianzi，jueduishijingjishihui，chidewubishushuang。
jiaojiedeyueguangsaxia，lazhangleliangmingsaoniandebeiying，fangfoqianshijinshengzhonghezaiyiqi。
jinfuguimanmianhongguang，dazhebaogegenzhaofengzouzaizhangjieshang，qiaoleyiyanshoubiao，zhongzhongyipaidatui，jinghudao：“guangguzhechishaokao，wangjiwanzixile，laoshibuhuifangguowode。”
zhaofengdiaokandao：“wanzixijiangyuwenjuanzi，nishangbushangdoumeiyong，niyuwenshiquetui，meishaoshangguodameidebuxiban，yuwenchengjihaishineimelan。”
jinfuguisisuoyixia，wunaidediantou：“xiangxianghaizhenshi，woshanglesannianbuxiban，yuwenchengjihaishizheimelan。”
zhaofengpaipaijinfuguidejianbang，dandandedao：“gaokaohaiyouyigeyue，yihougenfenggehun，fenggezhaozheni，baozhengnikaoshangzhongdiandaxue。”
jinfuguikuxiaobudededao：“wofaxianniyuelaiyuebulaoshile，dangwoshifandachuhaohuyou，haixiangmaiwoguaiya！pangyeshibaimingdabangqianershi，yizhongchengjizuihaodepangzi。”
zhaofengganxiaodao：“sipangzi，woqingkelifaxizao，niqubuqu？”
jinfuguiwaitoudao：“buqushishamao，geliangerhaofalang，zouqi！”
哥俩儿好发廊。
shizhongxinzuichaodelifadian，menqiandewanhuatongbuduanxuanzhuan，dazhaopaihenshixingmu。
lifashiranzheyitouhongmao，liuhaizhezhuyizhiyanjing，liuzheshamatebaozhatou，naodaifangfohuohongdejimaojianzi，zenmekanzenmeqianti，shangjiedehuitoulujueduibaifenzhibai。
chuanzheyinzhekuloutoudeheiduanxiu，xiamianshilafengdefaguangheipiku，jiaoshangchuanzhejiantoudapixie，geboshangwenzhehaonangetongkuanguojianlong，xiandehenshishehui。
“woqu！jingwutuanhaimeiyoukaifu，zangaijiazuhaimeiyouliuxing，zheihuozenmejiuchengshamatele？”
zhaofengxindiyihuo，kaikouxunwendao：“gemen，nizheifaxingtaichaole，yiqianzameijianguo？”
lifashisaobaodeyishuaizhangfa，luchuetoumimimamadeqingchundou，chunfengdeyidedao：“zuixinkuanhanshifaxing，nidetoufagouzhang，yaobuyaolitongkuan，rangetiankonglanhenchaode，paoniudexinyingshou，jueduilahong。”
zhaofengmanlianxiaorong，liuhaizheimehou，etouzhangqijianbudaotaiyang，buzhangdoudoucaiqiguai，erqienanshengluchuetou，yanzhiyoudafudujiacheng，kanzhegengjiashuaiqiyangguang，xiyinnvhaidemuguang。
“woliangshixuesheng，zheifaxingtailafeng，rongyiyinlaixiaozhangguanzhu，aixuejiubuhaole。”
lifashidiantoudao：“youdaoli！xueshengbunengtaizhangyang，nideguogaixueshengtoutaitubiele，wojinihuangetouxing，tingfengdetouxingzenmeyang？”huayinyiluo，shouzhizheqiangmianyipaihaibao，tingfengbaozhedianjidedahaibao。
zhaofengsaoguoqiangshangdehaibao，muguangsuodingchenlaoshixiexiaodehaibao，taishouqingqingyizhi，“tongkuanzidantou，zheigenanduhengao，meiwentiba！”
lifashizhuaqizhuomiandehuajian，jianzizaishouzhishangxiafanfei，laihuixuanzhuan，zixinmanmandedao：“xiaoyisi，woshishouyiren，kailifadianshinianle，yougeyingwenmingzijiaotuoni，qingjiaowotuonilaoshi！”
zhaofengzuozaiyizishang，weihaolexuebaiweibu，xindiananfufei，xijianchuideyingwenmingzi，buhuidoujiaotuoniba，qianshizhanzhuanduogechengshi，zuishaoyudaoershigetuonilaoshi，jishuyigebiyigefukua。
tuonihuoliquankai，huajianhuanhuachuyipiancanying，weiraozhezhaofengdetoudazhuan，huangdejinfuguiyanhualiaoluan，suifaxuehuapiaopiao，saluoxiangdimian。
jinfuguizandao：“tuonilaoshizhenzhuanye，denghuijiwojiangepaotou！”
tuonigancuidedao：“ok！”
二十分钟之后。
xijianchuiyitiaolongjieshu，zhaofengzhanzaijingziqian，wangzhejingziliyingzibofadegangfengshaonian，touxingshizhengqidezidantou，luchufanbaideguanghuaetou，shengaoyimiqiwu，shenxingxiaoshoutingba，xiandegetouhengao。
neishishibasuideshaonianzhaofeng，cengjingfenghuazhengmao，yiqifengfa，xiangxinzhiyaokekuxuexi，kaoshanglixiangdedaxue，jiunenggaibianmingyun，shixianmengxiangdelixiangshaonian。
zhaofengyanmouhanmangyishan，zuijiaogouqijieaodehudu，wocongdiyushahuilaile，mingyunkaoquantougaibian，mengxiangkaoshilishixian，meirennengzudangwoqianjindejiaobu。
cengjing，laoshihoudaodeshaonianzhaofeng，yiqubufufanle。