第1章
平行世界。
yichuganjingdenongjiaxiaoyuanmenkou，zhengqibaifangzheyiduixigua，bianshanghailizhegepaizi，yikuaiwuyijin，butianbuyaoqian！
zhouguodongzuozhegexiaomazha，youzaiyouzaideshaizhetaiyang，bushiyoujigeshuxiderenguolai，hanxuanjijujiubaguanazoule，liuxiadeshiyizhangyouyizhangdehongpiao，lianchengdoubudaishang！
zhouguodongkeshiwohuzhenjingcundejiweifuxingzhiyi。
zheilishuodefuxing，shijiushisuiyishangdelaoren。
jiayouyilao，ruyouyibao。
zhouguodongjinnian，zhenghaojiushijiuzhousui，pawanzhouwendelianshang，youxiehunhuadelaoyanzhengzhengdechushen，buzhidaozaixiangxieshenme。
yeyourenwentaweishenmeyaomaigua，zhouguodongzhishixiaoxiao，bingbuyanyu。
zhenzhengyaoshuoqilai，zhouguodongchuanyuedaozheigeshijie，yijingzhengzhengjiushiliunian。
liangshiweiren，congxiaotabianzhanxianchuguorendezhili！
kexishengfengluanshi，shisansuibianlikaijiaxiang，chengweileyimingxiaonianqing！
zhongzhongshengsilibie，rexuebeige，guanchuanletadeqianbansheng。
shifengzhanzhengshengli，lungongxingshangzhiji，zhouguodongqueqiaoqiaodelikailedabudui，huilezheizuoshengtayangtadexiaocheng。
tadexiangfabufuza，luanshizhizhong，meiyouguoannalaidejia？
genghekuangtadeyishenbenshi，yedouzaixingjundazhangzhizhong！
guojiawendingle，zijiyoushouyoujiao，chichuanbuchou，hebizaizheigeshihouhaijiguojiatianmafan？
tazhidaizhezijidejiumeixunzhang，haiyouyizhangjianjiandandandeheibaisehezhao，huilailelaojia。
娶妻，生子。
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ruguowenzhouguodongziji，dangchumeiyouliuxialaiguanbaizhengdoutongjun，huibuhuihouhui？
答案是不会！
qianshidetajiushiyigeguer，zixiaodaodadouzaiguojiadefulixiazhangda！
jinshengnengyonglingwaiyizhongfangshizuoxieshiqing，zhouguodonghenshimanzu！
zhishixianzaijiangjinbailingzhiji，jiyizhongdeyizhanghezhao，shibushidechuxianzaitamengli。
neishangbianyishiwugeren，doushizhouguodongdelaozhanyou，lianzhangdandudezhaopiandoubucunzai。
tayixihainengjidehenduo......
xiaoshitoushuoguo，yaobatademeizijieshaojizijide。
zhongyuandewawabing，gengshihaiqianzhezijihaojiwan，qinshouzuodehuimian！
zhikexishouxianyudangniandejiankutiaojian，haoduorendoubeidasanle。
zhouguodongguiyintianyuan，yizhibeijiazhangliduandesuoshichanshen，conglaiyemeijihui，zaiquzhaoyizhaoneixiezhanyou。
bayanqianzheiduixiguamaidiao，zaijiashangjialifangdeneixieqian，yinggaiyejiugoulufeile！
“xiongdimen，zheicikemeibaipao，gainadezanquannaxiale！”
yuanchuchuanlaiyidaohuankuaideshengyin，zhouguodongmiyankanqu，jianyigechuanzheheisetxu，lanseniuzikudenianqingrenzhengduizheshoujizaiziyanziyu。
zhenghaocishi，neirenyekanjianlezhouguodongdezheigetanzi，shenziyidun，chaozhezheibianerlai。
“zheidaredetian，zanmenmaijigexiguajieshu......daye，ninzheiguazhendebutianbuyaoqianma？womenzheizhengzaizhibo，ninbujieyiba？”
tingquanzuibayizhang，xiaohehededazhezhaohu，bianshangjuzheshoujidezhulibiaodiheqitatuanduichengyuan，yanshenzhongkuaiyaomaohuole！
这天气，太热了！
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tingquanshangbao，yiqianshijiaozuotingquanjianbao！
shuoshiyigejianbaozhubo，zhudadejiushiyigeyule！
jinjinyinianzuoyoudeshijian，bianwanchengleconglingdaoliangqianwanfensidekuayue，buzhidaobeiduoshaorenjiduyanhong。
shenzhizaizhihouyinchayangcuodebeirenzuoju，tingquanjianbaoyebianchengletingquanshangbao！
fensishuliangbujianfanzeng，bijingmingbairenhaishidaduoshu，erqietingquanneixiesuoweideheiliao，doushizixuwuyou。
zheicilaiwolongzhen，shiyinweiyougefensishouliyouyixielaowujian，kaolvdaoshuliangbijiaoduo，tingquancaiqinziqianlai。
“dangranle，butianbuyaoqian。”zhouguodongyelelehehedehuidao。
zhibojiandeguanzhong，queduizhouguodonglailexingqu，zhiyuxiguazheiwanyier，sheiyoumeichiguo？
【zheiweilaoyezideliuqishisuileba，zheigenianlinghaizaijiamenkoubaitan，zheideshiduojianku？】
【wolongzhenyinggaibusuanshishenmeqiongdifangba？quangechuandideneixiewujian，yebuxiangshiyibanrennengnachulaideya！】
【quange！kuaiwenwenzheiweilaorenjiashibushiyoushenmenanyanzhiyin，nizuoshanshidejihuilaile！】
没办法！
xiongdimenjiushijianbudetingquanzheigezuilian，zheiyitangkeshirangtachilegepenmanboman！
zheibudezhuajinzaizheigeshihoudiaokan，yaoshinengrangtachuchuxuejiugenghaole，sheirangtameicifahongbao，doushiqianbabaigezuanshi！
tingzheyibiantiaozhexigua，yibiankanzheyixiebeizhidingdedanmu，zuilidelaotaoyeyizhimeitingxia。
“nimenkebiehushuobadao，zenmejiuyoujiatingpinkunle？jiubunengshirenjiazaitaoyezijideqingcaoma？shibushidaye？”
“hehe......bushi！”zhouguodonghenbujimianzidefourendao，“jiatingpinkunbuzhiyu，danwojiushixiangzhengdianqian！”
tingquanlengleyixia，meiliaodaozijibeifanjiangyijun，buguotayemeizaiyi，fanerchongzhezhulibaibaishou！
chuntingxuexiangqi，jiezhebianshitingquanrichangdekoutoushan。
“xiongdimen，dayezheigexintaijiuhenhao，wurenfuwoqingyunzhi，wozitaxuezhishandian！naxiangshinimenyitiantiandeshashibugan，jiuzhiwangzhewofahongbao！”
zhouguodongzaiyipangtingzhe，yejuedetingyouyisi，zhishaozheigenianqingrentingleguan，bushineixiewubing**dezuofeng！
“buzhejidehua，quyuanlinajigemazha，xianshaxianchi！”
“neijiuduoxieninle，daye！”
zheixiabudengtingquandaying，houbianjiuyouliangrenquleyuanzili，henkuaibanlejigemazhachulai，zaitanweizhouweizuoxia！
挑瓜！上称！开杀！
hongtongtongdeguarangkanqilaifenwaiyouren，yizuixiaqu，yikouyigebuzhisheng！
tingquancaichiwandiyikuai，yigeguayijingmeiyingle！
“woshuonimenzhenshi！buzhidaojiwoduoliudianera！zheigeyuedejiangjinwodekaolvkaolvle！”
huashizheimeshuode，jiulianzhouguodongdounengkandechulai，tingquanshizaikaiwanxiao！
yibiandouzhele，yibianbalingyigexiguayeshanglecheng！
qiekaizheigexiguahou，tingquancaigangadefaxianzheilimeiyoufukuanma，tamenqianhaimeifuni！
“dayeniyebupawochilejiuzou，qiandoubufu，huashuonindefukuanmani？”
“zhijiesaowoshoujijiuhaole，kannimenbushizhenshangrenba？”
zhouguodongyibianshuozhe，yibiantaochushoujibafukuanmazhanshizaitingquanmianqian。
“ninzenmezhidaowobushizhenshangde，nanbuchengnindourenshi？”
“wodoujiushijiuzhousuile，nengburenshima？”
tingquanlengzhule，jiushijiuzhousui？