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坑死老子了！
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皇宫里。
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“好官！”
nvdipoweirentongdedianlediantou。
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....
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一夜无话。
翌日，上朝。
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shuowan，lichengfengyouzaixinlimomoshuoleyiju。
ng，chuletongbanwobutan....heiheihei！