第1章
qichu，renmenyiweineizhishitexiao。
直到那一天，
yigeheisedetaiyangconggaotianzhuixia。
renmenzhongyuxiangqileneizegulaodeyuyan，yijixianzumenconglaibuyuantiqideneiduanjuewang，hekongju。
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“jinjitongbao，xiawu4shi27fen，yitiaotizhangyue12midebaihuamangyishougaowen**，yuwoshi‘yeshengdongwuyuan’fakuangtaochu，yuanfangyishenqingjingshuliliangquanchengsouxun，zaicitixingguangdashiminpengyou......”
chendengdanjiaodiandiwenzhuzixingche，denghonglvdengdetongshiningkaikuaileshuipinggai，yangqitoulaiyizhengudugudu。
shiziluzhongjiansankuaijudadexianshipingshangzhengzaichabozhejinjixinwen，zhouweibushaodelurenkaishiyilunfenfen。
“shenmeqingkuang？naoledoukuaiyigeyuede‘kantoukuangmo’haimeizhuazhu，xianzaiyoupaochulaiyitiaofakuangdemangshe？zheishidaoshiyuelaiyuebutaipinglea！”
“zuijinfashengdeguaishihaishaoma？womenxiaoquzheigeyuedouyijinglianxushizong7gerenle，quanbudoushipingkongxiaoshi，shengbujianrensibujianshi！”
“nineisuanshenme，jintianzaoshangwojialouxialianggexueguomeishengdelaotaitaichaojia，hubiaogaoyinchaodeqikongliuxue，bazhenggeyiloudeboliquandouzhendexisui......”
嗝——
yizhengpingbingzhenkuaileshuibeichendengyikouqiganguang，tadachuyigezhongqishizudexiangge，yindezhouweidelurenfenfencemu。
绿灯亮起。
chendengshouzhongdekongpingzihuaguoyidaopaowuxian，zhunquewuwudefeijinlupangdelajixiang。
takanyebukan、shenziyiniu，zuoxiadezixingchelikerujianyibanchaozhemaluduimianchongqu。
“dengdengwoa！dengzong！”
houbianyigexiaopangzitongyangcaizhezixingche，qichuanyuyudecaizhuidaoshizilukou。
yankanlvdengjiuyaojieshu，taganjinfuxiashenqu，weipangdeshenqubaofachuyibaiershifendeliqi，yiyaoyaganzaihongdengliangqizhiqianchongleguoqu。
guolemaludechendengzhujianfanghuansudu，“niyoushulewanghao，mingtiandezaocan，biewangle！”
shangqibujiexiaqidewanghaozhuishanglaigenchendengbingxing，yizhangrouhuhudelianzhangdetonghongmanmian，huangdoudadehanzhuzishunzhemianjiazhiwangxiagun。
“nimingmingkeyizhijieqiang，meitianhaifeidelazhewobiyichang......”
“shenmehua？shenmehuazheishi！woshizaibangnijianfei！”
chendengyiliandeyizhengyanci，“nihaixiangbuxiangzhuiwojiele？”
“那必须啊！”
wanghaoyiting，hancencendexiaopanglianyidousou，shenshanglimayoulailejing，“woduibaoerkeshizhenxinde，zheibeizifeitabuqu！”
“neimingtianzaoshang......”
“lijidaroubao，liangti！”
“ke，ruzikejiaoye。”
xiriyutui，minghuangdexieyangzhaozaibizhidejiedaoshang，jianglianggeqizhezixingchedeshaonianshenyingyuelayuezhang。
mingmingsanyuedetian，qiwenqueyifanchangtaizhibiaosanshiduodu，lushangdexueshengyijiluren，daduodoushizaozaodihuanshangleqingliangxiazhuang。
pianwandefengqingqingchuidongnvshengmendefashaoqunbai，hetamendexinaoshenghuichengyidaoqingchunyouyangyandefengjingxian。
chendengyouzaiyouzaidecaizhezixingche，mingtiandezaocanyouyoulezheluo，xinqingyipiandahao。
zhidaoqianmianchuxianyichuyongdu，yidaduideweiguanqunzhongbarenxingdaodudeshuixiebutong，。
“发生什么事了？”
chendengliangrentongshijiansu，kaojinlecaikanjianyijialifadianmenkouyijinglaqilejingjiexian。
dianlimiantangzheyitanxinghongxuebo，xueboshangtangzheyigequeletoubuderenxing，shenshanggaizheyizhangbaibu。
“又是砍头狂魔！”
yiduiheqiangshidandejingsiyiyanbufadechulizhexianchang，qifenxiandegewainingzhong；tamendangzhongyourenzhengzaiduixianchangjinxingxizhikancha，yourenbagaizhebaibudeshitizhuangjinheisedeshidai。
haiyoulianggeyilianyansudezouguolai，burongzhiyidebaweiguanqunzhongquanbuqusan。
“disiqile，zheiyijingshizheigeyueyilai，disigebeikandiaonaodaideyuhaizhele......”
zhujiansankaideweiguanzhemenyilunfenfen，yourenzhoumakantoukuangmobudehaosi，yourenzhiyijingsishudebanshinengli，gengduoderenzeshigandaohuangkonghebuan。
“kantoukuangmoyetaixiaozhangleba，dabaitianjiuganzaidianlixingxiong，jingsishuyaoshizaibubatazhuazhu，nishuosheihaiganchumena？”
“xiemenjiuxiezaizheili，nimenkanzheilushangyizhirenlairenwangde，juranlianyigemujizhedoumeiyou，jiejinweizhi，womenlianzheijiahuoshinanshinvdoubuzhidao！”
“yiwokanawangshangneizechuanyanduobanshizhende，einimenkanneigebozhubaochulaideshipinlebu？jiushishangyigeyuhaizhexiaoqulidejiankong，juranpaidaoyizhiyanzicongtajialifeilechulai，‘kantoukuangmo’kendingshiguaiwubiande......”
chendenghewanghaotuizhezixingche，genzaizaluanderenqundangzhong，tongguozhouweiwengwengbutingdeyilunsheng，tamenyijingzhidaogangcaizaizheilifashengleshenme。
“dengzong，nikanneigeshipinlema？”wanghaohuranwen。
“哪个？”
“kantoukuangmosharenhou，congneigerenjialifeichulaiyizhiyanzi......”
“nizenmequedingneishizhiyanzi？”
chendengtingxialaiyijufanwen。
wanghaomengbileyixia，“bushiyanzishishenme？dajiadoushuoneishizhiyanzia，erqienibujuedetahenxiangyanzima？”
“haoba......”
陈灯没有过多争论，
“neidongxishibushiyanziwobuzhidao，dan‘kantoukuangmo’kendingbushiren。”
wanghaoyanlekoutuomo，hancencendepanglianyouxiejinzhangqilai，“niyejuedetabushiren......”
“他是畜生！”
chendengzhixiazheijuhua，zhongxinkuashangzixingcheliqu。
wanghaomanbanpaifanyingguolai，ganjingenshang。
zheitiaojiedejintouchuxianyigefenchalu，yuanyuanzaiwang。
“dengzong，jintianwojiubugennijinqule。
wanghaoyibianshuozhe，yibianguaixiangzuobiandejiedao，“woyougebiaomeicongxiangxiaguolai，womarangwozaodianhuiqu，nizijiyigerenxiaoxindiana......”
“可闭嘴吧你。”
chendengchouchuyizhishou、touyebuhuidehuilehui，danshoucaozongzhezixingcheguaijinleyoubiandexiangzi。
“biewanglemingtianzaoshanggededaroubao！”
“zhidaole......”
wanghaodeshengyinyuanyuanchuanlai，zaixiazhangdexiangzikouhuixiang。
congminghuangdejiedaoguaijinlai，xiangzilideguangyixiazianlebushao，cubujifangyizhiyemaocuanguo，chendengxianxiegentazhuangshang。
“靠，吓爷一跳！”
xiangzibingbubizhi，waiwainiuniudexiangdaoyebusuankuan，youdezhuhuhaizaimenkouqiletaijie，jibenjiubuhaoqidexiangziyoutianlejifenzhangai。
buguoduiyumeitianjingguodechendenglaishuo，duizheixiezhangaizaoyishuruowudu。
yiliudeqiguoshenghuolajijiao，zhuanrudiertiaoxiangzi，talimafangmanlesudu。
jiuzaiqianfanghunhunanandexiangdaozhongjian，beishenzhanzheyigeyidongbudongdezhongniannanren。
“叮铃铃铃铃！”
chendengchixuenxianglingdang，keshiqianfangneigenanrenquesihaobuweisuodong，meiyoubandianyaorangludeyisi。
yiguhuoqilimacuanshangxintou。
“劳烦让一下？”
chendengdanjiaodianditingzhu，cikedetarengzaikezhizhepiqi，yuqiyebusuantaiguofen。
zhanzaixiangdaozhongjiandenanrenzhongyudongledong，tadeshenziyiyizhongjiweijiangyingdezishimanmancezhuanguolai。
zheishibunankanqing，tashenshangxidetunsedeyiwuzhanzheshuinishajiang，kaijiaodexiehekujiaoshangdouzhanzhenijiangzi，yaoshangguazheyigediaolelaliandeqianbao，toudaiyidinghuangyansedeanquanmao，houbianluchulaidejingboshaideyouheifahong，kanqilaiyinggaishifujinmougegongdixiabandegongren。
suizhetadeshenzizhujiancezhuanguolai，huanhuanzhanluchuyizhanghaowutediandedazhongmiankonglai，kechendengcishidemuguangmeikantadelian，ershibeitadebozishenshenxiyinzhu。
jiuzainanrenneibeishaideyouheifahongdejingboshang，yitiaoxirufasidexuexianzhujianshenkai......
咚......！
nanrendenaodaihaowuzhengzhaogunluozaidi，xianggepiqiuguliuliugundaolechendengdejiaobian......