第二章口舌之快
xinbuganqingbuyuandibeidaobaliantuichuledilao，waitouqiangliedeguangxian，rangchenyongrenmilehaozhangyihuiyan，caishiyingguolai。zhidaozheishi，chenyongrencaikanqingletasuozaideshanzhaiyuanmao。fangyanwangqu，zhouweijieshiyoumaocaodajianerchengdejianyimuwu。xiaowuqian，youdefurenzaixishuazheyiwu，youdefurenzezaizhunbeizhewufanshicai。buanshishidehaitongzaimenqianwanshuaxinao，nanrenmenhuozaixiuqimuwu，huozaidamodaoju。
chenyongrenbeiyazhewangqianzou，tujingwuqian，genbenjiumeirenzhuyi，ouercaiyouneimeyilianggerengendaobaliandashengzhaohu。yipaixiangheningjingdemoyang，wanruyizuopinghedexiaocunluoyiban。yaobushishenhoudedaobalian，chenyongrenshenzhidoubuganxiangxinzheishitufeidezeiwo。
shunzhezhaizidedadaowangqianzou，buduoshi，chenyongrenjiubeidaidaolezhaizhongzuidadeyisuojianzhuqian。zheisuojianzhuzhandiguimobixiaomuwudaleliangsanbei，suiranjianlou，danyeyoujifenqishi。
chenyongrenbeidaobalianyazhedijindaowuli，faxianlitoukongjianhenda，yemeiyoutaiduodezhuangshi，henjianyue。erzaidatangdezhengzhongxin，liangpaizuoyixiangduiershe，zuomanleren。cucugumoyixia，yeyoushilaiershige。zheixieren，gegehubeixiongyaode，chenyongrengangjinlai，bianxiyinlesuoyourendezhuyi。
beizheimeyiqunrenxiongsheneshadidingzhe，chenyongrennalijingliguozheizhongzhenshi，buyouzizhudibianyikaileshixian，buganyuzhizhishi。muguangshangyi，youjiantangshangbaizheyizhanghupidayi，yimingshencaigaoda，huzilazhadezhongnianrenzhengzuoqishang。kanzheijiashi，yinggaijiushidaobaliansuoshuodedadangjiale。
jiaochenyongrenqiguaideshi，neidadangjiayupangrenbutong，bingmeiyouduitaxiongmuxiangxiang，ershixiaoyinyindidaliangzheta。kanyangzi，sishimeiyoushenmeeyi。
“lengzhezuoshenme，zoushangqianlai，rangwoqiaoqingchuxie。”neidadangjiazhaolezhaoshou，shiyichenyongrenzoushangqu。
daozheishi，chenyongrenhaibuzhidaotamenxiangyaozuoshenme。youyulepiankehou，haishizouleguoqu，xinlibianxunsizhe。zheixietufei，daizijilaizheidemudeshishenme？
“tamendoushuonibandaoshangjizhuangshale，wokanbuxiang。”dadangjiatitaiweipang，xiaoqilaihenshiheai，jiaorenkuanxin。daliangleyiyanchenyongrenhou，youwendao：“xiaozi，woqieniwen。nixingshenmingshei，nianjijihe，jiazhuhefang，youshifouyougongmingzaishen？”
yade，zhenshibangpiaolesuo？chenyongrenetoushanglenghanzhimao，tingdadangjiadatingzijidedixi，chenyongrenbianhuluancaicezhe。danyizheixiaozidejiajing，jiusuanshibangpiao，yenabuchushujina......yaoshirangduifangzhidaozijimeiqian，gaibuhuizhijiesipiaoleba？！
chenyongrenxinligedengyixiang，shunjianwushugeniantouzainaohaizhongshanguo。weijinzhiji，yezhiyouyigetuozijuele......chenyongrenyanzhuziyizhuan，yijingzhunbeihaoleyitaoshuoci。
yaoshizhiqiandeshushengchenyongren，zaimianduizheizhongzhenshixia，zaojiujihedeliushenwuzhule。danxianzai，zhanzaizheilide，shilaiziershiyishijidedaxueshengchenyongren！！jibianshizaimianduizhongduofeiren，chenyongrenyenengbaochizhelengjingdetounao。
ruoduifangzhenshibangpiaode，neizijijiuhuangchengshiyouqianren，tuoyanxieshijian，zaisijitaozou。
yinianba，chenyongrenxinzhongyijingdadinglezhuyi。biaomianshangrengzhuangzuowenshundemoyang，yiwuyishidibazijidexinxidaolechulai。
“xiucai？”zaizhidaochenyongrenshizhunbeijindouchenggankaodeyingjiexiucaihou，dadangjiahehezhixiao：“xiucaihao，dushurenhaoa。”
zheidadangjiayibutiqian，erbuticaide，yigejingdikuaziji。chenyongrenyenamenle，nandaozijicaicuole？
danjiantakanzhezijideyanshenzhong，sishidaizheyiguchongnideweidao。chenyongrenananjiaozao，zheitufeitouzi，gaibuhuishihaonanchongdeneileirenba？！
chenyongrenxinlijiaoku，nanbuchengzijidenanershenyaobaobuzhule？
jiuzaichenyongrenhaizaicaicezhedadangjiaduizijidebuliangjuxinshi，dadangjiadexiaoshengtinglexialai，wangzhechenyongrenchenyinlepianke，caiyouhuanhuankaikoudao：“wojiayouxiaonv，yidaolehunpeinianling，quechichizhaobudaoheshidefujia。woxiangzhaoniweishangmennvxu，buzhiniyixiaruhe？”
nani？！chenyongrenyileng，shashijianhaimeihuanguoshenlai，zheishiqingzhuanzheyetaidaleba？meidengchenyongrenyousuofanying，xiafangdezhongrendangxianfaqilelaosao，fenfenquanjiezhedadangjia：“dangjiade，ernvzhongshengdashi，haishijinshenxiehaoa。”
“sansia，dadangjia。zheixiaozishenmedixidoumeichaqingchuni。”
“jiushi！！”chenyongrenhuitoukanqu，jianyifeilifeiqidenianqingrentiaodezuilihai，zhijiecongyizishangbenglexialai，eyandao：“tayipingtouxiaozi，shouwufujizhili，zenmepeideshangwopingshizhaidejinfenghuang？！”
“chenpi，nijiwobizui。”zijidetiyizaodaozhongrendeyizhifandui，dadangjiadeliansedunshijiulenglexialai。yinyindiwangzheneijiaochenpidenianqingren，lenghengdao：“tabupei，nandaonipei？！”
“woshibupei。”chenpibeidadangjiaqianglemeisheng，dandangzhesuoyourendemian，chenpiyebunengjiucirensong，rengjiangzhenaodai，zhizhechenyongrenbuxiedao：“danyeqimabizheigefeiwuyaoqiang！！”
chenyongrenganggangcongfangcaidejingezhonghuiguoshenlai，jiubeirenzhizhebizima。zainongqingchutufeitouziduizijimeiyoueyi，zhishixiangzhaozijiweishangmennvxuhou，chenyongrenxinzhongdejushifangxia。yiniutou，kanzheneijiaochenpidenianqingren，lengxiaoyisheng。
“nihaiyoulianzaizheilixiao？！”kanchenyongrenshentaiqingsong，meiyoulefangcaidedanqie。chenpigengshilaiqi，kuaibuzouleshanglai，madao：“beizhuahuilaishi，haichadianheniaokuzidefeichai，haiganxiao？！”
chenpicoudehenjin，tuomoxingzidoufeidaochenyongrendelianshangle。chenyongrenmolebalian，youshilenglengyixiao，bingweizuoshengfanbo。
congchenpidefanyingshanglaikan，taduidadangjiadenvershiyouqingyide，suoyicaihuizheimejilifandui。
weizijizhengquxingfu，chenyongrenshizanchengzheiyangdezuofade。danyeyaozhuyifangshi，zheisikaocaidibierenlaitaigaoziji，jiurangchenyongrenjiweifangan。erqie，cairenjiusuanle，haicaidaowochenmourentoushang。zheikouqiyaoshiyandexiaqu，zanjiubushichenyongrenle！！
zhijianchenyongrenlengxiaozhewanghuizouleliangbu，weiweimizheyan，daliangzheneijiaochenpidenianqingren，fanwendao：“zheimeshuo，nihenqiangme？”
“zuiqima，yebiniyigepengjianwomenjiuhepodanhunguoqudewuyongshushengqiang。”chenpilengyanchaofengzhe，jiangchenyongrendangchubeiheyundeshiqingshuolechulai。xiangqichenyongrendangshidelangbeimoyang，redechangneizhongrenhongtangdaxiao。
chenyongrenbenjiulianpijihouzhiren，zaishuole，dangchubeihehunde，yebushixianzaidechenyongren。shiyi，mianduizhongrendejixiaoshi，chenyongrenneixinmeiyourenhebolan。daianjingxialaihou，caiyouhuanhuanshuodao：“danzaiwokanlai，nisuoweideqiang，yezhibuguoshizhangzhezaizuozhuweishubodebangchenzuoweizuofubale。”
“nishuoshenme？！”ciyanyichu，dunshijiujiaochenpizhanghonglelian，yaoyaqichidifanwendao。
kanchenpijianbanuzhangdemoyang，chenyongrenxinzhonganzideyi。kanyangzi，zijishicaidaoleduifangdetongchule。
jirannigannawozuowenzhang，jiubieguaiwozainishangkoushangsayan！！chenyongrenxinzhongfenfenxiangdao，zhenzhuoleyifanyanyu，youkaikou：“nandaobushime？menxinziwen，ruoyouchaoyiri，zheixieshubodoubuzhanzainishenhou，jinkaoniyigeren，niyoupingshenmenengzaitarenmianqianyaowuyangwei？！”
“huanjuhuashuo。”chenpibeishuodeyakouwuyan，chenyongrenquebingweidasuanjiucizuoba，youzaitadeshangkoushanghenhendicaishangleyijiao，hengdao：“niyaoshizouchulepingshizhai，haiyoushenmebibierenqiangde？chuledadashasha，nihaihuixieshenme？jiupingni，yaoshibudajiajieshe，pashiesizailubiandoumeirenguan。”
“neizanliangchuqubihuabihua？！”chenpimianmuxiandeyouxiezhengning，kanzhuangtaixianranshiyijingdongleshaxin，jinyibujijiangdao：“zhichengyishikoushezhikuai，suanshenmehaohan？！”
zheihuiyouledadangjiazaihoumianchengyao，chenyongrenfanerbuhuangle。xianshizhangxiaoyisheng，zaifanjidao：“yijizhizhanggongtarenzhiduan，yousuannamenzideyingxiong？！”
“ni！！”chenpiyishiqijie，jingshuobuchuyijufanbodehualai。
chenyongrenjinerzaidao：“woziyoudushurenzi，bucengxiwu，erniganghaoxiangfan。ruoyiwulixiangdou，wobiburuni。danrucibiannengzhengmingniqiangrenyitou？wokanweibi，ruoburan，weihebutichugenwobizuocizhuanwen？pingshizhainandaojiushishiqianglingruodewunaomangfu？！”
yimawan，chenyongrentongkuaididitulekoutuomo，xinzhongshuobuchudeshuchang。zheijirizaidilaolibiedeqi，zongsuanshifaxiechulaile。danhuayishuowan，chenyongrennaomenshangjiumaochuleyicengxihan，yishikouhai，bapingshizhaiderendoujimajinqule......