diertiansunsimiaoshenqingqiguaidedingzheguqing。
“laotouzinizheimekanzhe**ma!”guqingtuihoujibu。
sunsimiaoyoubijinlejibu,“wogangjiwujiazhangnvwushunbamaile,tadebingzhengyijinghaodechabuduole!pindaohaiqiguaizenmehuihaodezheimekuai,yiwenzhixiayuanlaishinizhiguo!”
“neisha!”guqinggangayixiao,“doushishifujiaodehao。”
“pindaocaishoulenijitian,woshenmeshihoujiaoguonile!lianpindaodounabuwendezhengniyigeshichendegongfujiuzhihaole!”sunsimiaochuanzhecuqi,“tuer,zheishishangyouhenduoderenxuyaozhibing,niruoshijiangnidezhiliaozhifashuochulaishuobudingkeyijiugengduoderen。”
guqingyagenjiubuzhidaoshenmezhiliaozhifa,jimangshuodao,“wozhishiyoutexiaoyaoeryi。”
“shenmeyao?”sunsimiaowendao。
guqingjiangbeibaodelidongxinachulechulaihesunsimiaoshuoleyibian,jieshileyibian,yebuzhidaosunsimiaoyoumeiyoutingdong,“tuer,zheixieshiwuqianwanbuyaoqingyishiren。”
“tuermingbai。”guqingdiantou。
“nidaodilaizinali?”sunsimiaowendao。
“wodeguxianghenyaoyuan,yigehenyaoyuandedifang,zheibeizidoudaobulededifang。”guqingkanxiangwuzidelantian。
zaiwujiaguqingzhinengyongfadailaixudushiguang,wunaigudaideyulehuodongtaishaole,laotouziyitiandaowanbeiwushihuolazhegezhongzhenmai,congjialilaoxiaodaoqinqi,zaidaolinjuhaoyou,lianchuniangdoubufangguo,youshideseyoushixianbai,nimenkanwojiayougesunshenyi,erqiehaishigehuodelihaiba。
bujinrucizheijiridefancaidoushizuliang,youyizhongbashituliangrendangniuyangdejiashi。
wushunyijingwanquankangfule,haodechuqidekuai,guqingbuganshuotaiduo,zijibaolidedongxiqueshizaigudaijiazhibufei,danshinanmianhuiyoumafan,sunsimiaodejinggaoshiyoudaolide,haozaijiexialaideriziwushihuomeizhuiwen,
wusuoshishideguqing,zhaodaoleyigetongyangwusuoshishideren。xiaoyatouzhengnaxiaoyuwangchilidelaozhechitangdeyu。
“wei。”guqingduitahanleyisheng,“woshuonimenquanjiashibushidouyoubing。”
wumeitaiqitoudengleguqingyiyan,xiaoxinyiyidebayuwangfangzaiyibian,ranhoushenxiyikouqichayaodamadao:“nicaiyoubing,nicaiquanjiadouyoubing。”
“nikanwoshifuyitiandaowanjinimenquanjialaoxiaozhenmai。”guqingwazhebishi,ranhouyouyayidan,“nishuonimenquanjialaoxiaoshibushidouyoubing。”
“ni……”naihewumeimeixueguojijumarendehua,yuyanyouzhi。
guqingcongkoudailinachuyiketangguo,“re,songnihaochide。”
“haochide?”wumeinaguotangguozuokanyoukan,“zheidongxiyaozenmechima。”
guqingbangtabokaitangyi,batangguofangrutadeshouxin,“fangjinzuilijiuhao。”
“zheidongxihaopiaoliang,shiliulizuodema?”wumeikanlehaojiu,duizhetaiyangkanyoufangzaibijianwenlewenjiuyaofangjinzuiliyoutingxiadongzuo,guaiyikanleguqingyiyan,“nigaibuhuixiaduleba。”
“呵!爱吃不吃。”
shuozheguqingyaonahuitangguo,wumeiyiduoranhouxunsubatangguofangruzuiligudongyishengyanxia,zebazebazuihaojiu,“meishaweidao。”
“nijiuzheimeyanxiadangranmeiweidaole。”guqingyounachuyikeshuodao:“yaohanzaizuili,manmandehuiwei。”
“e。”zheihuiwumeitingtadehua,hanzaizuilihaoyihuier,“zheidongxisuansuandeyouyouxietiantiande,xiangguozideweidao。”
“haochiba。”guqingshuozheyangqilejiaoaodexiaorong,“zheigejiaozuotangguo,buyongganxiewo,yihounifadadeneitianbiewanglewojiuxing。”
yongtangguohuanyifenqiantu,jianzhibuyaotaixuezhuan。
“nihaiyoumeiyou!”wumeixiangshifaxianlexindalu,dingzheguqingliangyanfangguang。
“meile!”guqingjimangshuodao。
“yidinghaiyou!”wumeidudingshuozhe,yaoqusoutadeshen。
“zhenmeile。”shuowanguqinghuiliuliudidepaokai。
wumeizhanzaiyuandidahandao:“nihaimeigaosuwonidemingzi!”
huidaowuzijiandaowushihuozaihesunsimiaoshuozheshenme,wushihuoshuodehennaixin,“zaixiaqingleyigexiansheng,benxiangrangjiazhongyujingzhoudezidixuediandongxi,qianbeidediziyuwojiazinvnianlingxiangfang,bufangyiqijinxue。”
gangkaishihaishisunshenyi,xianzaijiujiaoqianbeile,guqingzhanzaiyibianxinzhongyouxiepengfu,gurenguoranhenjianglimaoya,yaoshigezaixiandaineikejiushi:laotie!ganlezheibei。
“woshituerrenyijinghentaoraole。”sunsimiaoshuozhe。
“butaorao。”wushihuozaicishuodao:“woyeshishundai,daoyebufeishenmeshiqing。”
youshijifantaijiyiyangdetuituo,zuihousunsimiaoyoumianweiqinandedayingle。
yushihu,guqingyouyaoqushangxuele,“laotouzi,wonengbuquma?”
“nishizima?”sunsimiaowendao。
guqingdianlediantouyoushijingyaotou,gudaidezihaizhenshiburenshi……
“quba。”sunsimiaochoumeishuodao,“buqushiwomenbushilishugenzhedushushizijiuxing,qianwanbuyaochanherenjiadejiashi。,wushihuoyesuanshiyigeshichengderen,guoxieriziwomenquzhangankankan,yebuzhidaozhangsunhuanghoudeshentizenmeyangle。”
zhangan,didou?guqingqidaizhe,yaoshinengjiandaohuangdijiugenghaole,yebuzhidaolishiminshibushizhendexianglishihuaxiangzhongneiyangdezhangdedezheimeqiguai。
diertianguqinggenzhexiarendepeitongqianwangdushu,yebuzhidaogudaidedushurenshigeshenmeyang,luguojiashanguqingjiutingdaolezhengchaosheng,lianggeshaodayidiandehaizizhengzaiduiwumeizhishouhuajiao,“niyigenvhaizidushenmeshu。”
“diediezhunwoqudushule。”xiaowumeibufushudehuihua。
kanqilaidoushiwujiadehaizi,buyaochanherenjiadejiashi,guqingjiakuaijiaobu。
“kanbujianwo,kanbujianwo,kanbujianwo……”nianzhouyuyiban,guqingyongyibenbuzhimingdeshudangzhuzijidelian,xiangyaozuogemomowuwendeluren。
wumeigangyizhuanshenjiukandaoleguqing,“tangguo!”
guqingjiaoxiayigeculie,zheigechenghushizenmehuishi?wunaidefangxiazhezheliandeshuben,xiaoyatoudezheishuangzhaoziguoranbuxia。
“niyequjinxue?”xiaowumeixiaozheshuodao:“zou,womenyiqi。”
zouchuwujiahou,youjiazhongxiarenyuhuyuanyilupeisong,jinlezheijiansuoweideshushe,luozuodehaizisansanlianglianglaidushudebuduo,xiangxiangyeshizheigeniandainengchishangyikoufanjiubucuole,dushu?neishiyizhongsheqiu。
erqieguqingfaxiansuoyourendoushipantuierzuo,yanqianyouyizhangjianloudeaijiaozhuozi,zhiyouwujiadehaiziyoushubenqitahaizidoumeiyou,erqiebaokuozijiwujiadehaizizuozaidiyipai。
laoxianshengzoujinkesouleliangsheng,“laofushoudoudusuotuoqianlaishouxue,youdaoshixueershixizhibuyilehu,rujinkejujiuyaozhongkaizheishiyigenimenchurentoudidejihui。”
shuowanlaoxianshengkaishiziguzidejiaoke,guqingfaxianzheilidexueshengdaduomeiyouzaiting,daoshiwumeitingzhuanxinde,dakaishubenruyandeshiyigegedeguwenzi,youxiezidaoshinenggoubianrenyufantizichabiebuda,jiushizhizhangyetaibole,zheixiezishibierenchaoshangqudeba,zheiyetaikechenle。
“tingdiedieshuozheigexianshengkelihaile,tashenmedoudong!”xiaowumeixiaoshengduizuozaishenbiandeguqingshuodao。
laoxianshenghaizaiziguzidinianzhelunyu。
tingzhewumeidehua,guqinglengxiaosansheng,“tadongdeduo?tazhidaoshenmejiaozuohudiexiaoyingma?tazhidaoshenmejiaozuochuanyuema?tazhidaoweishenmewoshigehaizima?”
“keke……”laoxianshengkesouleliangsheng,kanxiangguqingshuodao:“nizaizhiyiwodexueshi?”
wanle?qiaoqiaohuashuotaidashengle,guqingjimangbaishoushuodao:“meiyou,meiyou,buganbugan。”
“nianqingrenzishiguogaoyewucuo,danbunengmuzhongwuren!”laoxianshengduiguqingdezhiyichongmanlediyi,duigudairenlaishuomingshengshiyizhonghenzhongyaodedongxi。
“wozhenmeineiyisi。”guqingzaicijieshi,“xiansheng,wozhicuole,ninjixu。”
“ai……”laoxianshengzhangtanyikouqi,“xianglailaofuyeyounianqingdeshihou,ruciba!nichuyidaotiruoshilaofudabushanglai,zheifuzilaofubuzuoyeba。”
zuozaidesuoyouhaizixingzailehuodekanzheguqing,tamenturanjuedejinxueyebushizheimewuliaole。
guqingxiangzhezijinayoushenmetimukeyichu……
“nidaoshichutiya……”
“怂包,说呀……”
“快点……”
yibanghaizikaishiqihong,guqingdetouyuelaiyuediyuguangjiandaoleyilianqidaidewumei,mengdizhanqishenmianduifuzishuodao:“fuzi,tinghaolezheishiwochudeti。”
zaizhongrendemuguangxia,guqingshuodao“ganwenfuzi,shixianyoujihaishixianyoudan!”
“hahahaha……”laofuzixiaozheshuodao:“ruciyetaijiandanle,meiyoujisheilaixiadan。”
guqingzhuaneryoudao:“neimexueshengzaiwenfuzi,meiyoudannalaideji?”
……
fuzidexiaoshengjiaranerzhi,mianrongninggu。
jinjiezhesuoyouxuezidaoxiyikouliangqi,haolihaidewenti!fuzilailaihuihuizoulejishibu,zuoxiangyouxiangxiangyaohuidayoushisanjianqikou,zuiliniantaozhe,“youjimeidan,youdanmeiji?ji?dan?ji……”
laofuzinaozhongchongchizhejixiadan,danlifujidechangjing,wuxianxunhuanzhong……