第3章 鸡蛋是不是你偷的

“xuaner,laneryaoxiliangdatongyifu,worangniqubangmangtiaohui,nizenmeyigerenhuilaile?”shipopowenmudeshengyin。

wenzhixuanchizhiyibi,“niang,nideleba,renjiakuaitouda,tiaoneiyidiandongxi,suandeleshenme!”

wenmunushengdao,“laneryigenvhaijiajiade,buguoshipangledian,beinishuochengzheiyang,nishibushiduitabuman?wogaosuni,tashinixifu,bumanyedejiwobiezhe。”

wenzhixuandeshengyinrutianleigungun,“niang,pingshenme!lishichoudian、landianwusuowei,ketabugainvedainin!zheiyidianwobunengren!woyaoxiuleta!”

wenmuqidehuadoushuobulisuole,“ni……nihunao!qunianshenjiabalanerjiaguolai,nidiedebingjiuhaole;ruguomeiyoulaner,nihaiyoudiema?zuorenbunengwangenfuyi!xiuqizheileidehuayihoukebiezaiti!genghekuang,neixiekongxuelaifengdehuaxinbude!”

文智轩无力扶额。

fumushanliang,queyeyumei。neichongxishenmede,nengxinme?

suanle,liuxialishi,buguoduoyizhangzuichifan,yangzhebianshi。

xianglexiang,biantuoxiele,“neiwokebahuagezaizheierle,ruguolishihaiganduininbujing,womashangxiuleta!nindaoshikebuxuzailanzhewo!”

tazhidaolijianlannengtingjian,guyibahuashuodehendasheng,gujizuolinyoushequandoutingjianle。

wenmuqidequdaerzi,wenzhixuanshenbanjieshi,daobujuedeteng,fanerpaniangshangleziji,biangexiayiju,“woquhelile。”dabuliuxingliqu。

“duobuyixie,lanerjinrishoujingle,jitabubushenzi。”wenmutiaozhexiaojiaohan。

lijianlantingzhe,wanqilezuijiao。

这婆婆真好!

yuanzhushishenzaifuzhongbuzhifu。zuoguniangshi,fumuchongtaaita;jiarenhou,gonggongpopoduitayejihao,taquezhengrimenmenbule,zhuiqiuyixiebuqieshijidedongxi。

buguo,zijijiranzhanyongletadeshenti,yihoujiutitaduobaodazheixierenba。

至于文智轩……

ruguotanengzunzhongziji,jiuyiqicouhezheguoba。buran,heliyemeishenme,zuoweiyimeiweilaidexinrenlei,taduziyirenyenenghuodehenhao。

lijianlanraoguoxiaoyuan,huidaozijidefangjianwaimian,jiangxihaodeyiwuliangqi,zaihuidaowunei,congpojiudeyijulifanchuyitaomianzhideyifu,duodaolejuzihoumian,bashiyifuhuanxialai。

keshi,yifucaituoleyiban,wenzhixuanturancongwaimianchuanglejinlai。

“a!”lijianlanbennengjiaoleyisheng,wenzhixuanyikuaisuzhuanguoshen,qijibaihuaihouta,“nihuanyifudoubuzhidaoguanmendema?”

“meiyoumen。”lijianlanruoruodedao。

shenzibeitakanguanglequ,tayinggaishengqide。keyixiangdaoyiqianneishanpojiumumen,shiyuanzhuzijichuailanle,tayoubuhaoyisifabiao。

“……”wenzhixuanbeiyeleyiye,“neijiugaibalianzilashanga!”

“……e。”tanengshuotazheigexiandairen,yagenerjiumeimenlianzheigegainianma?

erqie,tayounajuzidangpingfengde,sheizhizheirenhaichuangdaohoumianlai?

tayongbeidanguozhushenzi,wenta,“niyoushenmeshima?”

wenzhixuanrulangsihudidengta,“sanshenjiadejidanshibushinitoude?”

“wo……”lijianlanxiayishidixiangfouren,kenaoziliquechuxianleyuanzhutoujidandequanguocheng。zhuyaoshitapang,chideduo。wenjiaqiong,chishitaishao,taedeshoubule,jiuqutou!

真是好丢人!

lijianlanzhanghonglelian,shuangshoujinwochengquan,congyafenglibengchuyigezi,“shi。”

“ni……”wenzhixuanqiji,yangqishouzhang。

lijianlanbishangyan,shisirugui,liangpainongmideyanjiemaoqueqingqingzhandong。

tazaidu,wenzhixuanhuibuhuizhendedata。

显然,她赌对了。

wenzhixuanzhishixiangheyiheta。jianzijidebazhangqidaozhenshezuoyong,taxinzhongdeqimomingjiuxiaole。

“genwozou!”jizaopiqideta,zhuazhulijianlandeshoujiuwangwaituo。

“dengdeng,xuange!”lijianlanqingjizhixia,naoziyichou,“xuange”zheigechenghubiantuokouerchu。

wenzhixuanshenxingyidun,huiguotouqu,zhengkandaotalingyizhishouhuangmangyanzhubeidan。kejibianruci,beidanhaishiwangxiahualehua,luchubanbianbaihuahuadejianbang。

zheiyatoudelianzheimehei,shenshangzenmezheimebai?

wenzhixuankanzhileyan,lijianlannaoxiuchengnu,yaoyaqiechi,yigeziyigezidinuhouchulai,“wen、zhi、xuan!”

taneizhangyouheiyoupangdedapanzilianshangnuqitengteng,quebusiyiwangneibandexiaozhangbahu、mianmukezeng,fanerxiangyizhibeiremaoledexiaoshou,zhangyawuzhua,queyounawenzhixuanwukenaihe。

wenzhixuanmomingjiuwanlezuijiao,kexihuxutaiduo,lijianlankanbudao。tasongkailijianlandeshou,gankeyisheng,“ganjinbayifuchuanhao,yishanbuzhengdexiangshenmehuaer!”beizheshuangshou,manyouyouwangwaihuangqu。

lijianlanqidemoya,tayishanbuzheng,yebukankanshisheihaide!

wenjiadewuzishiwujiantupeifang,zhongyangshiwuting,wudinggaizhemaocao。

lijianlanshoushihaochulai,biankandaowenzhixuandesanshenhuangsanniangzhengzaiwutinglihutianqiangdidisapo。“womenlaowenjiashizaoleshenmeniea,qulezheimeyigetourenjiadongxidefeizhuhuilai!woneijishigejidan,keshiliuzheerxifuzuoyuezichide,xianzaiquanweidaoneigesifeipodegouduziliqule,woerxifukezenmebana!tayaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan,woyitouzhuangsizainimenzheiersuanle……”

lijianlanmeitoujinzhou,kuaibuzoujin,chonghuangsanniangquxizuolegefu,“sanshen,shiwoyishizuichan,cainalenidejidan,zhenshiduibuqi,wanyidianwoyidinghuipeijininde。zhishi,wozhinalesanmeijidan,meiyouninshuodejishigeneimeduode。”

huangsanniangkushengyidun,yanzhuzizhuanlezhuan,younuma,“nizheigesifeizhushenmeyisia!woerxifuzuogeyuezi,wozenmekenengcaijitaliusanmeijidan?woyiwojidan,shaoshuoyeyousanshilaige,nitouchilehaibuchengren?aiya,woerxifuzenmezheiyangmingkua,benlaishenzijiuruo,yonglaibushenzidejidanquerangzheigeyouchouyoupangdenvrentouchile,zheikezenmehuoa!laotianyea,ninzhengkaiyankankan,xiadaoleipisizheigeedudenvrenba……”

cunlidefangzidoujiandeaidejin,zuolinyousheshuohuadashengdian,bangecunziderendounengtingjian。kehuangsanniangzheiyinao,cunminquandoutingjianle,paojinlaikanrenao。

“shia,zheigenvrenyouchunyoufei,wenjianeiyidianerdongxidoubugoutasaiyafeng,tayouneimelan,butoubuqiangzenmenengtianbaoduzini?”

“lianzuoyueziderenchidedongxidoutou,yebupazaotianqian!”

“zongzhi,youzheizhonghaochilanzuodenvrenzuolinju,shiwomendaoledamei。”

“……”

dajiaqizuibashefenfenzhize,genbenmeiyoulijianlanshuohuadeyudi。

huangsanniangjiansuoyourendouzhanzaitazheibian,shunganziwangshangpa,naodegenghuanle,“sifeipo,zheimeduorenshuluonidezuizhuang,haibuzhihuigai,wojintiangennipinle,silejiudangweiminchuhai!”xiangtoumanniuyibanchongzhuangleguolai。

lijianlanbubiandangzhesuoyourendemianluchuzijideshenshou,biandasuanyingshengshengdejietazheiyizhuang。

“a!”tazhuangzuohaipawuzhulelian。

raner,xiangxiangzhongdetengtongquemeiyouchuanlai。