第5章洗三时放屁
laoyezizhoulezhoumeijiuyaofanbo，tatangjiadeguinvyaoshenmewanyue，suixinsuoyucaishizhengjingde。
“buxing，tainantingle，qimayaoyoudianyingqi......”
“pei，nigesilaotouzi，zheimingziwokanjiutinghao，jiujiaozheigele，yaobutingnide，yinweierzilaiderongyi，jiujilaoda、laoerqurongyi，laosanxiwangshinvde，jiuqugexieyinlv，younizheimedangdiedema！”
gangtachufangmendelaofurenyitingjiupaiban，chailaoyezitai。
yindexiaobeimenwuzuitouxiao！
wulidexiaoliuxingfendezaizaoyibeihaodenainianghuailichinai，dakoudakoudetunyan，wuyanshengpangbianderendounengtingjian。
naodaihaibushiwangligong，xiaozuixiyunde‘gugu’sheng，zuibadouguqilai，keaijile。
xisan，gumingsiyi，jiushihaizichushengdisantianyaoxizao。
laozuzongliuxiadeguiju，yaobahaizidetoufa，yejiushitaimaoguaxialai，ranhouzuochengmaobijihaizidushuyong，zheiyanghaizidushucaihuigengcongming。
tangwanbeichuanleyitaohongsexiaoyi，henrouruandeneizhong，shangmianxiuzheyizhixuelang。
yinweishuangshoudoubeiqiangbaokunzhule，nabuchulai，youbuhuizhuantou，zhinengkanzheqianfang。
laofurenbaozheta，jianxiaoliuzhigougoudeqiaozheziji，zhidaoxiaohaizheishihaoqini，jiufushouchongzhexiaoliudeliandanshenshendeqinleyikou，haifachushengyin‘wu’！
xiaoliulikeliekaixiaozui，haoxiangzaixiaoyiyang，“yiyiyaya......”
laofurenqingxiao：“xiaoliushuodeshenme？zumuketingbudong......hehehe......”
dishangyijingfangleyipenwenshui，laoyezinazheyibaxiaodaochaozhetangwanerlai：“xiaoliuguaia，zufujizanmenxiaoliutitaimaole！”
xiaoxixidelaoyezijinliangwenhe，luchuweixiaokanzheta。
kezenmekanzenmexianglangwaipodeweixiao。
yankanzhedaoziyuelaiyuejin，tangwanbujuedeyoushenme，haizhengdayanjingguluguludezhuanzhe，heidegenbaoshiyiyangdeyanzhuqingchetouliang。
dagongzitangyilicongpangbianqingqingwozhexiaoliudexiaoshou，“xiaoliubiepa，dagezaipangbianbaohunini！”
tangwanzheishiganghaozhuantou，yinweilaofurenhuanlezhishoubao，zhenghaokandaota，tangyililijigaoxingdahan，“meimeizaikanwoei，tazaikanwo，tayidingzhidaowoshidage......”
xiaoliuweiweizhangkaixiaozuiba，“ya......”ranhou......
“噗......”
dajiahaiyiweishixiaoliutaoqituqiwan，kexiayimiaodajiajiuwendaoleyiguchouqi。
“wa！nijuranfangpi，xiaoliu，niyigenvhaizizenmekeyidangzhongfangpi，taimeiyouxingxiangle......”tangdagongziniezhebizituihoujibu，kuazhangdeyongshoushanfeng。
tangergongziwuzuixiao，“dage，xiaoliuzenmekenengfangpi，neishizaigennidazhaohuni！”
“qunide，nidazhaohushigenrenfangpima？”tangdagongzibaitayiyan，shangqianjiuzhelaofurendeshoujiekaiqiangbao。
“laodazuoshenmeni？”laofurenbujie。
“wozhidaowozhidao！”xiaowujushou，zaidajiakanguolaihou，zixindao：“dageshikanxiaoliulababameiyou。”
“jiunihuaduo。”tangdagongzidunxiayishouniezhebizi，yishoujiekaiqiangbao，yizhen‘xiangfeng’pumianerlai，xundetayanjingdouzhengbukaile，lianlianzhalejicicaizhengkai。
haihao，meiyoulababa，qingqingpailexiaxiaoliu**dan：“xiaoliu，nidouchideshenmeya，xiacizheiyangdagejiubuguannile！”chongnideyaojitazhenglihao。