第3章

yanchanghuidangtian,qinyezaozaodijiudaolehoutai,peihehuazhuangshinongzaoxing。

qishi,qinyepingchangdoubuzenmeguanzhuwaizaixingxiang,danzheicibijingshigirlsdeyanchanghui,gaiyoudeyibiaohaishiyaoyoude。

“meixiangdaoxuezhangzheimeshuaia!”

fengruxuedeshengyinturanzaierbianxiangqi。

tacoujinqinye,yanzhongshanshuozhexingfendeguangmang。

qinyezhuanguotou,kandaotapushuodeyanjiemaozaiyangguangxiaweiweizhandong,keaijile。

“queshishibipingshidaimojingdeyangzihaokan。”fengrushuangyezouleguolai。

qinyebujinyouxiegankai,queshi,hejiangxizaiyiqishi,tazongshixuanzedaishanghouzhongdemojing,jiangzijiyinzangzaiyinyingzhizhong。

suiranzheifuherenmenduirapgeshoudekebanyinxiang,danyerangtachedibianchenglewutaishangdebeijingban。

chufeihejiangxiyiqizouzaidajieshang,fouzehenshaoyourennenggourenchutayeshiaoxiangzuhedeyiyuan。

erxianzai,zhanzaijingziqian,qinyekanzhezijibeihuazhuangshijingxindazaochudexingxiang,turanjuedezijihuoxuzhendebushihedaimojing。

huoxu,tacaishineigeyinggaizhanzaiwutaizhongyangderen!

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yucitongshi,yanchanghuichangguanwai。

“jintianzhendehuiyouqinyelaiyanchanghuizuokaichangjiabinma?”

“hainengyoujia?wangshangdouxuanchuanhaojiule。”

“ai,haishihaotaoyanqinyehewodeshuangbaotaiouxiangzaiyiqichanggea。”

“hahaha,xiaosiwole,jintiandeyanchanghuichangguandeanbaozhendehaoyana!”

“细说细说!”

“gangcaiyougefensidoulichuailesiwugechoujidanjinqu,jieguoyingshibeilanxialaile。”

“???tadaichoujidanganshenme?”

“hainengganshenme,jinquzaqinyebei。”

“hahaha,wohaidailecaiyezile,shibushiyejinbuqule。”

“???gemennilaizhende?renjiakanyanchanghuidoushidaidengpai,nimendaichoujidanhelancaiye?”

“youmeiyoudaijiguangbilaide。”

“有!”

“**,wojiusuikouyiwen,zheiqinyedechouhenzhizheimegaodema?”

“zezeze,youzheimehenma?”

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cishi,qinyezhengzaihoutaibimuyangshen。

shuoqilai,zheihaishitadiyiciyaozaiyanchanghuidewutaishangdulichangge,xiangxianghaiyoudianxiaojidongni。

erjiangxizeshizaishuazheweibo,manyouyoudexinshangzhewangyounuchiqinyedepinglun,xinqinghaiyouxieyuyue。

taxianzaizuixiwangdejiushiyoubaonufenpaoqugirlsdeyanchanghuishangremafan,rangtamenxiabulaitai。

youyuyanchanghuishizaitongyitian,suoyiliangbiandefensiyeyinyinyoukaizhandequshi。

“kankanwomenjiaxixideyanchanghui,zuzukeyirongnaliuwanrenai!”

“rongnaliuwanrenzenmele?youbushishuoyouliuwanrenmaipiao,deseshenme?”

“zezeze,jilejile,nimenshuangbaotaideyanchanghuicaizhinengjin2wren,zheishuomingshenme?”

“shuomingwomenjiaxixiderenqishinimenshuangbaotaidesanbei!”

“zheisheijiafensi,jiuzheimebuzunzhongren?”

“womenjiagirlzuhekebijiangxichudaozaoduole,zhuyidianzunbeixingme?”

“shenmezunbei?!mingqishikaozijizhengqude,kebushikaobierenzunjingde。”

zheihuajianzhishuodaojiangxixinliqule。

tasuiranzhishiguerchushen,meishenmemingqi,ketaxiangxinzijiweilaiyidinghuihuo。

chengweilongguoyulequanlizuishanyaodeneikemingxing!

等着瞧吧!

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wanshangqidian,yanchanghuizhengshikaishi!

qinyeananzuanjinlequantoujizijijiayoudaqi,tashikaichangjiabin,shiyaodiyigeshangqude。

yipangdefengrushuanghefengruxuexiaozhekanzheta,“jiayouxuezhang,womenhuizaihoumianjinizhufude~”

qinyeyexiaole,tanaqimaikefeng,fangsongdezoushanglewutai。

caozadechangguanzaishunjianbiandeyaquewusheng,fangfobeianxialejingyinjian。

suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaiwutaizhongyangdeneigerenshenshang,liankongqizhongdoumimanzheyizhongmomingdejinzhanggan。

youjirenrenbuzhudixiatou,jiaotoujieerdiqieqiesiyu。

“zheishuaigesheia?bushishuokaichangdeshiqinyeba。”

“huibuhuishigaile?girlsyehaipakaichangbeiqinyejigaohuaileba。”

“zheigexiaoshuaigehaitingyouxingde,buzhidaochanggezenmeyang。”

yucitongshi,youbushaotaixiadeguanzhongfenfulenaqileshoujizhunbeipaizhao,shangwangsousouzheigeshuaigejiujingshishei!

jiuzaizhongrenyilunfenfenzhiji,taishangdeneigerenkaikoule:“dajiahao,woshiqinye。”

taweixiaozhexiangguanzhongmendazhaohu,shengyinqingxiyoujianding。

raner,zheijiandandeziwojieshaoquexiangyiketourupingjinghumiandeshizi,jiqilexuanran**。

“???”

“kaishenmewanxiao?zheishiqinye?”

“wobuxiangxin!qinyebushizhengtiandaimojingdema?”

“gaibuhuizheicaishiqinyedezhenshixiangmaoba。”

“**!wobunengxiangxin!”

“youmeiyouaoxiangzuhedefensi,gaosudajiazheibushiqinye!”

“e.....wojiushiaoxiangzuhedefensi,kewozhiqiandezhuyilidouzaijiangxishenshangle,conglaimeiguanzhuguoqinyea。”

“.....woyeshi。”

suizheyilunshengyuelaiyueda,changguanlikaishixiangqiciqibifudexusheng。

“womenbuyaotingqinye!xiaquxiaqu!womenyaotinggirls!”

“软饭王滚下去!”

keqinyezaojiuyuliaodaolezheiyimu,taweiweiyixiao,naqihuatongshuodao:“wozhichangyishouge,changwanwozijihuixiataide。”

danshi,neixieduitachiyoupianjiandeheifenmenbingbuxiangjitazheigejihui。

tamenjixugaohanzherangqinyexiatai,shengyinyuelaiyueda。

keneixieyuanbenduiqinyebufenbuheidegirlsfensikaishigandaofanzao,tamenlaiyanchanghuishiweilexiangshouyinle,erbushikanzheizhongnaoju。

“xinglexingle,youshenmehaohoude,jiangxidefensijiuzheimenaocanma?”

“womenmailepiaoshilaitinggede,bushilaitingnimenmarende!”

jiuzaizheishi,qinyediantoushiyiyinxianglaoshikaishiqibanzou。

“jintianwo,hanyelikanxuepiaoguo。”

“huaizhelengqueledexinwopiaoyuanfang。”

“fengyulizhuigan,wulifenbuqingyingzong。”

“tiankonghaikuoniyuwo,kehuibian(sheimeizaibian)。”

taixia,caozashengjianjianpingxi,suoyourendouchenjinzailegaokangliaoliangdegequzhizhong。

qinyeyewanquanchenjinlejinqu。

“yuanliangwozheiyishengbujifangzongaiziyou,yehuipayouyitianhuidiedao。”

“beiqilelixiang,sheirendoukeyi,nahuipayouyitianzhinigongwo。”

si!yanchanghuishangsuoyourendoudaoxileyikouliangqi。

这是什么歌?!

竟然这么好听!